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Welcome to this special Level Master V for Quake edition of the Quake Weenie Deathmatch Tactics Website.

The Quake Weenie Site is all about getting even. It's dedicated to the advancement of the lost, the humiliated, and the victimized; in short, to the thorked. If by reading these pages you are able (even if only for a moment) to humiliate and infuriate your former oppressors in a deathmatch, well... cool. If you find this edition useful, there's more on-line. Visit the Quake Weenie site at weenie.com for an ever-growing encyclopedia of carnage and revenge.

Who needs the Quake Weenie Pages?

If you're a Weenie, these pages offer you some slim hope that one day your humiliation may diminish. Here you'll find Quake Deathmatch tips from the simple to the sublime, many submitted by Frag Gods and Weenies from around the globe. No secret is safe -- the Quake Weenie reveals all.

If you're a ruthless menacing evil veteran Quake Frag God from Planet X, you're welcome to browse these pages too. Understand, though, that you may see some secret posted here that you use to brutalize your hapless victims. Perhaps this will disturb you. Good. The rest of us deserve a chance. Get a life.

Why do I get thorked in Quake Deathmatch?

Are the other players cheating? Do they use some insidious, hacked version of Quake that lets them whomp you repeatedly and mercilessly? Have they discovered some bleeding-edge game controller that gives them an unfair advantage?

Maybe.

But it's much more likely that you suck. Stop whining and start learning.

But how do I stop whining and start learning?

Glad you asked. There are a lot of great Quake pages out there. This one specializes in tips for Quake deathmatch, so if that's what you're interested in you're in the right place. Here's a description of the pages in this special edition of the Quake Weenie site:

Quake Weenie Pages
maneuvers Moves you shouldn't be without
escape Tired of being chased?
cowardice Ranging from merely low to downright pathetic
other tips A grab bag of hints
links Links to other pages (by category)
About Quake

There should be no other games but Quake. Except for whatever Id makes next.

Any text or images from Quake appearing on this site are Copyright © 1996, 1997 Id Software Inc., All Rights Reserved.

About the Author

Andy Giesler is 32 (128 in Internet-Years) and works at a growing healthcare software company. Excessive computer time has twisted his mind, leaving him a wild-eyed wretch fit for little but programming, game playing, and page building. I'd draw a spasmodic facial tic here if I knew how.




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