Here's a little interview I had with Jeeves. It's not very easy, but sometimes it's pretty funny.


A: Hello Jeeves, still fat I see?
J: How much should I weigh?

A: Well, I guess you should weigh less than Brent.
J: How can I lose weight?

A: Stop eating so much you fat!
J: How does fat work?

A: It makes you huge, like Brent. Listen, can we change the subject?
J: What are the rules for using a subject in a sentance?

A: Are you even listening to me now?
J: Where can I can I learn about the Arctic culture Even of Siberia?

A: Do I know? Where can I can I learn about something intelligent?
J: What is my IQ?

A: Um...hey, I just read that banner, and I can't help but ask, what will happen if I lick this frog?
J: The Turtle Has Landed

A: That's not much help.
J: That's Racin' Yellow Pages

A: Yellow Pages? Since when can you race them?
J: Mark Martin Runs Away In Michigan After "Interesting" Yellow

A: Martin!? He isn't related to the Greed, is he?
J: Greed Isn't Good

A: No duh! I've got lots of CRicky greed!
J: Where can I perform enhanced searches with Direct Hit?

A: You want me to hit you now?
J: Beseen's Hit Counter

A: (Hits Jeeves in the face.) That better?
J: Ask Jeeves for Kids

A: Ok, can I have some kids?
J: Ok, kids: Here's Why You Need To Floss Every Day...

A: I'm brushing my teeth right now, I don't need to floss.
J: What are teeth made of?

A: THAT'S IT! THIS IS OVER NOW! I'm outta here! See ya!
J: Welcome to My Hillbilly Shack


As you can see, it's not very easy to get smart answers from a search engine.