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...CRickTV was filmed in front of a dead studio audience...
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[Ning Nings come out of nowhere and begin singing.]
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a stupid trip.
That started from this stupid port, aboard this stupid ship.
The mate was a mighty stupid man, the skipper greedy for sure.
Five passengers set sail that day, for a three minute tour...a three minute tour.
The weather started getting rough, the stupid ship was tossed.
If not for the stupidity of the dumbfounded crew, the Nellie would be lost...the Nellie would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Jak-a-gin, the Skipper too,
the Pokémaniac-aire, and his Wife,
Brent Bouchard and Jace and Buddy,
here on Jak-a-gin's Isle.
So this is the tale of our castaways, they're here for a long long time.
They'll have to make the best of things, it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and his skipper too, will do their very best,
to make the others want to leave from their tropic island nest.
No comp, no EQ, no Pokémon, not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friend, you're sure to get a smile.
From seven stranded castaways, here on Jak-a-gin's Isle!
[The 7 castaways are sitting in the sand on the island.]
Buddy: I'm bored, think I'll go make myself a sand castle house like on that one episode of Ren and Stimpy.
Brent: Mmm...Pringles... (he eats a piece of driftwood)
Jake: Why is this water so salty?
CRicky: Why is our audience gone all of a sudden?
Jer: I THOUGHT something was missing! Ever since that last episode I wondered where they were.
Jace: Ehh!
[applause]
CRicky: Hmm...who should we eat first?
P.H.: Eat me, french fried or BBQed. Eat me, I once was live but now I'm food. I won't stay fresh for very long, so eat me before I finish this song!
Jake: Death! (He stabs P.H. with a knife and kills him)
Jer: Now look what you've done Jak-a-gin!
Brent: Mmm...Poo Hugger...(Brent eats him whole)
CRicky: So Jak-a-gin...what should we do?
Jake: Jee golly, skipper. I hadn't thought of that!
CRicky: Well, I never watched Gilligan's Island that much...I'm not sure what we should do.
Jer: Maybe we could build some tree houses!
Jace: Well for one thing, this island is just a small sandy rock. No trees or anything!
Buddy: I built a sand house! (a large wave comes and washes his house away)
CRicky: I'm bored, I wanna go home.
Brent: I'm fat...er...starving. I wanna go home too!
Jace: I wanna play Ever Quest!
CRicky: I say we swim for shore! Who's with me?
Everyone: I am!
[they all start swimming. Just before they land on the shore, Buddy cries out]
Buddy: I can't (gurgle) swim! (gurgle, Buddy dies)
CRicky: Oh well, it was fun. (they all go home)
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...watch the eighth episode...
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