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, as of November 1, 2002. Have a nice day.
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I am currently moving the site to a new host and updating the layout. It's still under construction, but you can take a peek here. Once I get everything situated, this location will automatically redirect you to there, but you still might want to update your bookmarks (the few of you who visit this site, anyhow).
4/18/2003 Get back...
Well...uh...been a while since an update, I suppose. Looks like my counter's broken =/ I got those pictures up, but all of a sudden Freewebs has a file limit! No more than 50 files! And I'm positive I've already exceeded it!!! Guess I'll be moving this site...again...in a while...when I get around to it. Got myself a LiveJournal, it's pretty nice. Maybe if you ask me, I'll give you a link to it. I can't think of too many people who I'd let read it that don't already read it. But anyway, don't you worry, if I come up with any more good stories or whatever, I'll be sure to put them there. I've also been thinking about searching out my OLD old drawings and scanning them. Well, ya know, that's about it.
12/4/2002 Just Make It Stop...
My guest book is kind of empty, it's working, right? Well, whatever...I won't cry...too much. Anyway, I think I've got the entire site looking uber spiffy now. Go enjoy it. It's grand. Still gotta get those drawings situated, though. Don't be surprised if the link is dead.
11/4/2002 New Look and Stuff...
For those of you who actually come here, you may have noticed the new look. Nice, eh? Eventually all the pages will match this theme...for now, just sit and bear it. Better than staring at an "under construction" picture, at any rate =) Oh, and I'll probably end up adding some more of my scanned drawings to the pics page. Heh, don't worry...they don't contain any inside jokes this time ;D
11/1/2002 My Face Burns...
Even better news! I've finally moved my site! Now you can stop complaining about popups! Sign my guestbook...or else! I still have to fix a few things up...maybe do a bit of updating...oh well. You can wait, can't you?
7/27/2002 Crocodile Bungee...
THE DAY YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR HAS FINALLY ARRIVED! Yes, the site has an almost total makeover now! Enjoy...or else!
7/25/2002 Positively Positive Positions...
Ok, I updated again. A few things. I forgot to update the news to tell you they've been updated. There's now an "Ad Fun" section. Also, I added a few stories to the "Fiction" section. Oops...I don't think I ever even MENTIONED the "Fiction" section. Oh well. There it is. Enjoy it. For those few people with enough guts to visit this site, anyway ;) Maybe I should add a counter...
2/28/2002 Things That Don't Suck...
Another update. If you haven't noticed by now, you can take a peek at what video games I own.
1/4/2002 Dinky Doo...
Here's the yearly update. Some crazy Quake Comics in the Pics section now.
1/29/2001 Log...Cabin...
Mr. Stu notified me that my site hasn't been updated for a while, and that I should update it. I told him "No!"
12/21/2000 Deatn...
No school for a CRick today, so I says to myself "CRick, there's no school today, so what should I do?" and Mr. Ham, being the kind of hand that he is, says to me "Well, first off you should stop talking to yourself. Got it? Good. If not: Bad." and I say "That's not much help." and Mr. Ham says "Well, it's a start." and then after thinking for a while Mr. Ham has an idea "I've got an idea!" says he. "See, what we do is update your CRicky page!" and I says to myself "Great idea!" and Mr. Ham feels ignored. Well, Martins don't have today off, or tomarrow...or Friday...but they go back to school three days later, so poo. So I pick up my guitar and I says to myself "Float away to magical islands with your geetar!" like Jace said once. Mr. Ham says to stop typing now, so whatever Mr. Ham says goes. Nobody cares about Mr. Stu so he can flip Jake off for all I care.
12/14/2000 Reflections on Santa...
So, I was thinking to myself "Why is it that we have a fat Santa, and some countries have a skinny Santa? Are they trying to say America is fat? What gives? It's really hard to explain to kids that Santa comes down the chimney when he's so damn fat! The just ask how he does it, and all you can say is 'It's magic!'. How pathetic! I'd have to have a chat with Rudolph. I'd say 'Hey Rudolph, how does that fat ass get down chimneys when he's so fat?' and Rudolph would just reply with 'It's magic!' and I would remain confused. 'So...why is he skinny in France?' and he would say 'Because Frenchies are disturbed by his American largeness. They also are very protective of their chimneys, and don't trust anything larger than a small, abandoned baby going down their chimney. So Santa has to be skinny before he can go to France.' and I would ask 'So, how does he get skinny to go to France.' and Rudolph would just say 'It's magic!'. Hogwash! I guess he's like God. People don't really know what Santa looks like, so Americans look around at fellow Americans and say 'Well, the average American is fat...I bet Santa is the largest of all the fatties!' and they make him really really fat so you can make Christmas tree ornaments of him and he's so fat that he just falls off. Oh well." So there's something to think about. Until next time, this is the CRickiest of the CRicks, Asaki!
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