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...CRickTV was filmed in front of a dead studio audience...
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[Enter a scene where the trio are at Chris's Cruisers in the black light room.]

CRicky: Well, we've played every game, took every token, jipped every ticket...now what?

Jace: I dunno, it's all so foreign to me.

[laughter]

Chris: (Chris enters the room.) How's it goin' gang?

[applause and cheering]

Brent: Well, this mystery is still unsolved...

[spooky music begins to play]

CRicky: For one thing, I don't understand why the Cruisers is locked and everyone's dead!

Jake: I can't live this long without Pokémon! *BRNT* (Jake falls over dead)

[laughter]

Jer: Another "death" in only one day! This can't be a cooin-- (a shot is heard and Jer falls over dead)

[hysterical laughter]

Chris: Well... (suddenly a midget in a black tux and a top hat sneaks by, entering the Laser Tag™ arena.)

CRicky: Um...I didn't see that.

[yeah! go CRick! whoohoo!]

Jace: He CAN'T be the killer! It's too obvious!

[a clue! look, a clue!]

Brent: I know, my shoe is untied.

[no...a CLUE!!!]

CRicky: (he turns around and, sure enough, there's a blue paw-print on Jer's Game Boy) A clue!

Jace: (pulls out his handy dandy notebook) Now let's see...how to draw GB...aw, screw it. (he writes "Game Boy" in his notebook.)

Chris: Well... (suddenly the midget runs past and into the diner)

[laughter]

Chris: Well... (suddenly a loud, shrill scream is heard, they all look around trying to figure out where it came from)

Brent: (screams again) My Pringles! They're gone!

[murmering]

Chris: Well... (a large bolt of lightning flashes outside)

[a clue!]

Brent: Yes...I know horses go--

CRicky: It's the pinball machine!

Jace: (pulls out handy dandy notebook) "Pinball machine"...there we go. Now let's see.

Brent: What could the murderer be trying to tell us?

Chris: Well... (CRicky interrupts him)

CRicky: I know! He wants to steal the pinball machine and use it to smash the Game Boy!

[no!]

Jace: Know what I think? I think we need more clues!

[a clue!]

Brent: Poo?

CRicky: It's on the door to the Laser Tag™ arena!

Jace: (pulls out handy dandy notebook) "Laser Tag™ door thingie"...we've got all three clues!

Brent: What could it mean?

Chris: Well... (an explosion is heard down the street somewhere)

CRicky: Maybe he wants to create a giant "laser". With this "laser" he will destroy the world, leaving him alone to smash all the Game Boys with pinball machines!

[no!]

Brent: Um...*BRNT* what do you think, Jace?

[laughter]

Jace: (thinks for a moment) I'm stumped...I know! Let's play Laser Tag™!

Chris: Well... (the midget runs by again, into the Laser Tag™ arena)

CRicky: Ok! (they go into the arena and strap up, ready to play)

Jace: Let's go!

CRicky: (jumps through a window, shoots at Jace) Ha ha!

[laughter]

Jace: Hey, I'm on your team! (Jace dies)

[laughter]

Chris: Well... (suddenly Chris's head is ripped off by an unseen force and he dies...after hours of running around)

[hysterical laughter]

CRicky: (jumps through a window, cutting his finger open) Ahh!!! (he falls over dead)

[aww...silence from the crowd]

Brent: (he sees the midget, the midget is holding a hostage, it's Buddy!) *BRNT*

[laughter]

Midget: No! The stench!

[laughter]

Brent: Need Pringles! Must have! I can't...live without...Pring-- (Brent dies)

[cheering, choking]

Midget: Too much! (the midget dies, then fires out a shot)

[the dead crowd dies from the stench]

Buddy: Ow! (the bullet goes through Buddy's left big toe, killing him instantly)

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