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SkinnedAlive
Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Posts: 65
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:42 pm Post subject: Ode to a Grunt |
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"Poor grunt
Just around the corner
At the beginning of E1M1
On the hard and nightmare difficulty settings
All your friends protect themselves
With snarling attack dogs
And thick iron doors
And bubbling acid baths
While you thought it would be a good idea
To hide around a corner
And surprise the player
And steal all the glory
But you are always the first to go
Even on the shareware version
Silly boy"
Anybody got any quake haikus? |
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CocoT

Joined: 14 Dec 2004 Posts: 599 Location: Belly-Gum
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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On 2forts I run.
My face glows red as
the enemy flag
Alas!
Zoom-zoom.
Snipe.
It's gone.
And I'm bak to square one |
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