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Error Inside3D Staff Joined: 05 Nov 2004 Posts: 558 Location: VA, USA

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:56 am Post subject: |

158) You start your days with a rusty axe, shotgun and 25 shells. 159) You think 911 was a conspiracy and Shub-Niggurath had SOMETHING to do with it. 160) You wonder why we just can't go to an alternate dimension through a slipgate. 161) You walk around your house looking at everything and think you could do a better map design.
162) You look at your family and think they have WAY too many polygons for your mod to handle.
163) You wonder why flames don't rotate or go back and forth.
164) Or why explosions aren't so tiny and two dimensional.
165) You've had a dream that you were coding a new mod. (damn I've done that one soooo many times)
166) You've seen chainsaws at a store, but realize that you can actually pick it up.
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jim Joined: 05 Aug 2005 Posts: 400 Location: In The Sun |

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:13 pm Post subject: |

167) You think someone has done a poor job on coding or sounds, because most items you pick up, don't make any sounds. 168) Sometimes you completely ignore people talking to you, because you didn't hear a message beep sound 169) Because of that, people send you text messages to your cellphone, even if they're in the same room as you are
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Lardarse Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 243 Location: Bristol, UK |

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:36 am Post subject: |

170: Every time you hear a cat, you throw the nearest explosive at it.

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Wazat Joined: 15 Oct 2004 Posts: 732 Location: Middle 'o the desert, USA |

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:24 am Post subject: |

Most people react to cats and dogs that way anyway. I keep a rocket launcher by my back window on the second floor, next to a list of all barking dogs in the area and the time of day their owners put them outside... _________________ When my computer inevitably explodes and kills me, my cat inherits everything I own. He may be the only one capable of continuing my work.

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scar3crow Inside3D Staff Joined: 18 Jan 2005 Posts: 837 Location: Las Vegas, NV

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:53 pm Post subject: |

171: You use pickup lines such as "So, does the pants color match the shirt color?" 172: When life seems to be going slow, you swear you can see an image of a turtle flickering in the top right of your vision _________________ ...and all around me was the chaos of battle and the reek of running blood.... and for the first time in my life I knew true happiness.

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mh Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 909 |

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:18 pm Post subject: |

173 - You're terrified of caviar. (http://www.igourmet.com/images/topics/caviar1.jpg) _________________ DirectQ Engine - New release 1.8.666a, 9th August 2010 MHQuake Blog (General) Direct3D 8 Quake Engines

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scar3crow Inside3D Staff Joined: 18 Jan 2005 Posts: 837 Location: Las Vegas, NV

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:27 pm Post subject: |

I bet the flavor of that caviar is explosive, though a bit like tar... _________________ ...and all around me was the chaos of battle and the reek of running blood.... and for the first time in my life I knew true happiness.

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mh Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 909 |

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:00 pm Post subject: |

scar3crow wrote:
I bet the flavor of that caviar is explosive, though a bit like tar...

Oh baby, yeah.
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jim Joined: 05 Aug 2005 Posts: 400 Location: In The Sun |

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:39 pm Post subject: |

174) You only have 15 facial gestures. 175) Most of the time you just use one of them. 176) Sometimes you're mistaken as Steven Seagal _________________ zbang!

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Orion Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 413 Location: Brazil |

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:38 pm Post subject: |

177) You go to the top of the highest building of your city, and becomes surprised because when you jump, you don't hit your head at the sky. You get a bunch of soda bottles, put them all together with silver tape (or whatever), open'em, put a mint candy on each one of them, close them as fast as you can, point'em down, then try to ocket jump to see what's up there. You get into space and cannot go back to earth. You keep saying "fly" but that doesn't seem to work, and you're still floating in the void.
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jim Joined: 05 Aug 2005 Posts: 400 Location: In The Sun |

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:25 pm Post subject: |

178) When you see trees like these: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Willow1.jpg and http://image36.webshots.com/36/8/24/63/275182463oWgvgt_fs.jpg you think it's Shub-Niggurath _________________ zbang!

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Entar Joined: 05 Nov 2004 Posts: 422 Location: At my computer |

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:30 pm Post subject: |

jim wrote:
178) When you see trees like these: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Willow1.jpg and http://image36.webshots.com/36/8/24/63/275182463oWgvgt_fs.jpg you think it's Shub-Niggurath

Dude, that second one looks just like Shubby!
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MeTcHsteekle Joined: 15 May 2008 Posts: 397 Location: its a secret |

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:37 pm Post subject: |

bygawd it does <:0 _________________ bah

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r00k Joined: 13 Nov 2004 Posts: 483 |

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:54 am Post subject: |

#179: you still read this thread. #180: You are upset about that last comment. BTW: I'm all for a Shambler stuffed dog chew toy, with red cotton stuffing so when my dog tears it up it looks like gibs all over the floor!

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Wazat Joined: 15 Oct 2004 Posts: 732 Location: Middle 'o the desert, USA |

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:06 am Post subject: |

Access denied to the second pic. _________________ When my computer inevitably explodes and kills me, my cat inherits everything I own. He may be the only one capable of continuing my work.

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