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jim Joined: 05 Aug 2005 Posts: 400 Location: In The Sun |

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:32 pm Post subject: Funny Spam |

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Wazat Joined: 15 Oct 2004 Posts: 732 Location: Middle 'o the desert, USA |

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:02 pm Post subject: |

Those were perhaps the two most confusing spam letters I have ever witnessed. Maybe they're just made up. I don't read much of any spam so I'm not sure if I get stuff like that... but wow. The few spam letters I read recently were bad enough, but they almost seemed like the writer had a clear concept of what he wanted (I want you to think I'm a banker, and I want to take your money).
If these are real, then there has never been better evidence that the humans who send spam are not people, do not have potential, will never amount to anything, and are only human by biological technicality. When you've taken enough meth that you've fried every last cell in your skull that could have passed as brain matter, sending spam is about all that's left to you, I suppose.
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jim Joined: 05 Aug 2005 Posts: 400 Location: In The Sun |

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:19 pm Post subject: |

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