 Scampie
#1 posted by czg [83.255.58.158] on 2009/01/19 23:12:21
 Edit: Fuck
#2 posted by czg [83.255.58.158] on 2009/01/19 23:12:33
 Me
#3 posted by czg [83.255.58.158] on 2009/01/19 23:12:42
#4 posted by [89.180.202.14] on 2009/01/19 23:16:19
Scampie i wonder why your girl friend left you?!?!?!
you are such a fucking asshole...
get a life bitch...
 ^^^ That Guy.
#5 posted by czg [83.255.58.158] on 2009/01/19 23:17:36
 Czg
#6 posted by megaman [92.73.98.137] on 2009/01/19 23:21:52
votes for fucking him.
 My Vote
#7 posted by Scampie [67.129.250.254] on 2009/01/19 23:23:34
is for no name, also known as Trinca.
 Hahahahaha
#8 posted by RickyT23 [82.20.37.149] on 2009/01/19 23:23:55
ROFLMAO.
Seriously though - fuck you.
Wanna come to my house and say that shit:
12 William Street, Penrith, Cumbria, England (Thats in the United Kingdom BTW, where the Queen lives) CA11 7UP
00441768867395 call this number if you get lost.
I'll show you funny.
TBH mate I dont have any beef with you, I just feel a bit sorry for you. How empty must your life be?
Call me, or come round one night if you need cheering up.
 A Strong Defence...
#9 posted by Shambler [82.47.201.98] on 2009/01/19 23:28:19
in #4. Surefire way to sway the voting there...
#10 posted by [89.180.202.14] on 2009/01/19 23:31:24
i still don’t know why this community still is in a channel #terrafusion that is owned by a stupid fuck like you...
Man did u ever fuck a women properly? or you just did in playboy game? you look like a fucking asshole abused by video games that never had a real life!
p.s1-> put the gun in your mouth
p.s2-> put real monition
p.s3-> make us that favor!
 I'm Waiting....
#11 posted by RickyT23 [82.20.37.149] on 2009/01/19 23:38:14
 Lol
#12 posted by DaZ [80.41.130.104] on 2009/01/19 23:38:33
Not much more to say really
#13 posted by Scampie [67.129.250.254] on 2009/01/19 23:41:59
...for the Queen to visit you?
#14 posted by Willem [71.70.208.255] on 2009/01/19 23:44:02
This seems productive.
 Willem
#15 posted by Scampie [67.129.250.254] on 2009/01/19 23:44:54
Welcome to Func!
 Errrr.
#16 posted by Shambler [82.47.201.98] on 2009/01/19 23:48:27
Can I sponsor this with prizes please??
Thread is a winner.
 Thats What I Thought
#17 posted by RickyT23 [82.20.37.149] on 2009/01/19 23:50:24
ALL pussies
 Jeez Gimme A Mo.
#18 posted by Shambler [82.47.201.98] on 2009/01/19 23:51:53
<Shambl3r> hmmm
<Shambl3r> i could go round to ricky's house
<Shambl3r> and leave him a jar of piss with a large prawn floating in it
<Shambl3r> it''s only about 2 1/2 hours drive
#19 posted by gibbie [145.116.225.193] on 2009/01/19 23:52:14
i think than is probably the best mapper ever
#20 posted by gibbie [145.116.225.193] on 2009/01/19 23:57:45
wait wrong thread? anyways i'm not voting
 But...
#21 posted by Shambler [82.47.201.98] on 2009/01/20 00:08:00
...you can be nominated, tho.
 I Nominate Gibbie
#22 posted by Scampie [67.129.250.254] on 2009/01/20 00:18:01
 Hmm
#23 posted by nonentity [87.194.146.225] on 2009/01/20 01:02:27
There are prizes?
In that case could everyone please vote for me please, I'm nominated already and everything. Although personally I think I tend to be more of a cunt than a twat tbh...
Also, Ricky's surprisingly near me. Hmm...
 Hmm
#24 posted by nonentity [87.194.146.225] on 2009/01/20 01:03:16
Also, I feel the judge may be biased in my favour (altho I know little of your dealings with Trinca)
 Come On Then
#25 posted by RickyT23 [82.20.37.149] on 2009/01/20 01:11:23
pussie
 I'd Also Like To Say
#26 posted by Scampie [67.129.250.254] on 2009/01/20 01:12:04
I will be as unbiased as possible in judging this contest. Also, Shambler is my co-judge since he is donating the jar of piss for the prize.
 Hmm
#27 posted by nonentity [87.194.146.225] on 2009/01/20 01:51:48
Does piss contain genetic material?
 Posting In A Legendary Thread
#28 posted by Mr Fribbles [59.167.199.179] on 2009/01/20 02:13:02
The metlslime line had me laughing, good work.
This is a seriously tough competition though (probably tougher than mapping for StealthQuake420!)
I'm actually going to vote for Lunaran though because he's too much of a pansy to even read this shit, let alone post here anymore. At least the rest of them are here providing comic relief, intentionally or otherwise!
#29 posted by necros [99.227.108.217] on 2009/01/20 02:58:16
i wish the forum was wide enough to fit the picard facepalm.
:P~~
 Its Me Cos
#30 posted by meTch [64.148.25.179] on 2009/01/20 03:02:00
i come and go, and my posts have no purpose :D
and i always use no-flame sign
 Who The Fuck Are You?
#31 posted by Scampie [67.129.250.254] on 2009/01/20 03:04:58
#32 posted by starbuck [94.193.240.185] on 2009/01/20 04:07:01
p.s1-> put the gun in your mouth
p.s2-> put real monition
p.s3-> make us that favor!
1. Cut a hole in the box
2. Put your dick in that box
3. Make her open the box
 For Fucks Sake...
#33 posted by than [221.244.26.90] on 2009/01/20 04:42:16
We are only a small community, so why start stupid threads like this to encourage more people to fall out with each other?
Whilst I can accept that you don't like some people on the board, why not just ignore them instead of trying to start flame wars all the time? Better yet, just try and talk to them as if you didn't have any problem with them and don't respond to any insults they might fling your way, as in the end it only makes you all look like children who haven't yet learned to control their temper and everybody else gets sick of it pretty quickly.
:(
 Don't Hate. Be Loving.
#34 posted by pjw [68.114.222.44] on 2009/01/20 04:54:16
A bouquet for all y'all:
http://images.tribe.net/tribe/uplo...
(probably shouldn't click that at work)
 Also
#35 posted by pjw [68.114.222.44] on 2009/01/20 04:56:54
I secretly hate all of you equally. Except than. Hi than!
 Than
#36 posted by Scampie [67.129.250.254] on 2009/01/20 06:06:14
way to miss the point. I'm changing my vote to be for you.
 RIcky
#37 posted by Spirit [213.39.223.146] on 2009/01/20 09:04:10
I wouldn't post personal things on a board like this. Not because someone would visit you, but because I would not want a possible future employee to see this hell hole. Maybe metl can remove it if you ask him.
 Ok...
#38 posted by than [221.244.26.90] on 2009/01/20 09:24:42
so it is a comedy thread. The thing is, you tend to be one of those most involved in grudges and flame wars on the board, so I didn't realise it was intended to be humourous.
#39 posted by Scampie [67.129.250.254] on 2009/01/20 09:38:13
i don't hold grudges
 Humour
#40 posted by Text_Fish [82.32.29.116] on 2009/01/20 11:17:21
seems to be a very subjective thing to base an otherwise purposeless thread on.
Threads like this just reek of an imminent community meltdown, at least if they're allowed to go by unmediated. Every community has its arseholes and I'm sure they consider themselves to be highly amusing, but ultimately it's them, rather than the outside trolls, the ad bots or the idle members that will always ruin things simply out of boredom [i.e. the lack of enough intelligence to think of something more engaging or productive to do].
This may seem like harmless fun to some, but it might very well be enough to turn some talented mappers [regardless of whether they have a twattish personality or not] away, simply because most people have seen exactly the same shit ruin other websites. It's not new. It's not clever. Nor are its perpetrators.
 "at Least If They're Allowed To Go By Unmediated."
#41 posted by Shambler [82.47.201.98] on 2009/01/20 11:42:53
I'd have made this on a sticky if I was able to.
P.S. Well done THAN for nominating himself :)
#42 posted by Willem [71.70.208.255] on 2009/01/20 11:56:36
It's unfortunate that threads like this get all the traffic on this site. Go map!
 Heh
#43 posted by Nynort [24.78.41.15] on 2009/01/20 12:31:27
I actually found this thread pretty funny, especially the metlslime option. Not everyone nominated is trying to be a dick (I think?) but I guess it's measured by deeds rather than intent.
sometimes it can be a real pain in the ass, but the solution is not to take it all that seriously. Not being drunk while posting makes that significantly easier.
re: Willem
I will when I have time - not til this weekend unfortunately. Then I will review some maps.
#44 posted by Willem [71.70.208.255] on 2009/01/20 12:43:21
"Then I will review some maps."
Also good. :)
#45 posted by [194.65.24.228] on 2009/01/20 12:59:29
I think many people contribute a lot for this community not going anywhere, but there are lots of nice people that work intensely to keep this community still alive!!!
So big hurray for then.
The rest just ignore then, because they don’t mean nothing…
 Oh My God The Community Is Collapsing!
#46 posted by starbuck [94.193.240.185] on 2009/01/20 14:16:15
Quick, metlslime, change the thread title to Func's Biggest Charming, Upstanding Gentleman and Scholar
#47 posted by starbuck [94.193.240.185] on 2009/01/20 14:16:48
... A Poll
#48 posted by Willem [71.70.208.255] on 2009/01/20 14:49:07
"Oh My God The Community Is Collapsing!"
It certainly seems bent on it.
 Hm
#49 posted by ijed [216.241.20.2] on 2009/01/20 15:00:15
So the Q1 community can't go a couple of weeks without making creaking noises and dust falling from the ceiling.
 I Nominate Scampie
#50 posted by RickyT23 [81.157.18.236] on 2009/01/20 15:08:53
to come round to my house and I'll present him with a black eye.
Seriously though this is insulting. I know I'm not of a high enough ilk to talk to you Scampie, Shambler, czg, so I'd appreciate it if you could leave me alone.
Its not funny. Its funny to people who might fall upon this thread while surfing the internet and realise what a bunch of miserable boring and sad people we must all be, like a bunch of geeks or nerds who are competing to look the coolest when ultimately we are all just a bunch of geeks or nerds.
Forgive me, I have feelings, and I dont run around writing stuff about people, ive got better things to do!
 How Can You Call Me A Twat When
#51 posted by RickyT23 [81.157.18.236] on 2009/01/20 15:10:23
you dont know me.
I sure as hell dont know you, and I wouldn't pretend to.
#52 posted by Willem [71.70.208.255] on 2009/01/20 15:30:48
It's OK, Ricky. You release a bunch of quality maps and you're a twat. I release maps, write editing tools, take over shub-hub, and host a Quake download site and I'm a twat.
Evidently the only way to be cool is to contribute nothing to the community except derision and sarcasm.
 Re: Starbuck's Sarcasm.
#53 posted by Text_Fish [82.32.29.116] on 2009/01/20 16:32:58
No, the community isn't 'collapsing' yet, but there are some pretty universal signs of an internet community in trouble, and threads like this are one.
Scampie is 'allowed' to act like a tool here because he has some veterancy. Now personally I don't remember what exactly of any use he's contributed, but that's part of the nature of e-recognition -- the screenname always outgrows the deed. As far as I or any people even newer than myself are concerned, all Scampie does is post inanities to recieve an ego boost by the simple fact that he gets away with it, and even defended when anybody questions his intentions. This reflects badly on the forum as a whole. Arguments break out. New members are intimidated or simply don't want to spend time somewhere so unpleasant. Anybody with common sense eventually finds somewhere nicer to share their common interest. Then all that's left is variations on this sort of thread, and there are no productive members left to scroll it off the page. Then anybody with the ability or interest in administrating the community gets bored and neglects it. Then terrorists take over. Then the world explodes. Then the stock markets crash. Etc.
 Objection
New members are intimidated or simply don't want to spend time somewhere so unpleasant.
I decided to register precisely because of all the beef around here.
#55 posted by Willem [71.70.208.255] on 2009/01/20 17:25:02
A rolling snowball WILL pick up more snow, it's true.
#56 posted by pjw [67.129.250.254] on 2009/01/20 17:34:52
No, the community isn't 'collapsing' yet, but there are some pretty universal signs of an internet community in trouble, and threads like this are one.
I've been reading this board for about six years now, and have seen threads like this come and go, pretty much continually, the entire time.
People here occasionally post silly shit because...well...it's silly shit and it's mildly amusing to some of us, and it doesn't really matter. Not everything posted here has to be meaningful or Contribute Something Substantial To The Community. Honest. Unless there are some rules somewhere I'm missing?
Maybe I'm alone, but people who get all alarmed and offended by innocuous noise are way more distracting to me than the noise itself. There's always that guy who faints when someone cuts their finger...
 Cuts His Finger
#57 posted by [67.129.250.254] on 2009/01/20 17:36:26
rather
The other guy.
You know what I mean.
 Willem
A rolling snowball WILL pick up more snow, it's true.
So how about you stop adding more of this literal snow to the snowball's path? We all understand already that you're offended and whatnot by this thread, there's no real need to point it out further. Also, by now you should have known that pointing out how rotten people are, won't make them less of cunts (though damn me if they're not hilarious).
If you took all the energy it takes you into posting messages on the lines of "oh la la scampie is mean!!" and put them into mapping instead, I'm sure we'd see some promising results. Same for you Ricky and Trinca.
 Biggest Moron On Func
#59 posted by RickyT23 [82.20.37.149] on 2009/01/20 18:58:26
1 - onetruepurple
Er - yeah, Trinca, Willem and I havent release any maps for ages, and we havent contributed anything at all other than moronic snidey remarks, gloating about who can be the most "funny", or wind up people the most, because the reaction we get makes us feel like we have a more "advanced" form of humour than others and gives something to wank off with...
#60 posted by Willem [71.70.208.255] on 2009/01/20 18:59:01
"Also, by now you should have known that pointing out how rotten people are, won't make them less of cunts "
No, that's true. But sometimes, if I really want to, I can make them go away. Like Lunaran.
 Title Goes Here
#61 posted by Friction [91.154.127.149] on 2009/01/20 19:00:20
Every community has its arseholes and I'm sure they consider themselves to be highly amusing, but ultimately it's them, rather than the outside trolls, the ad bots or the idle members that will always ruin things simply out of boredom [i.e. the lack of enough intelligence to think of something more engaging or productive to do].
You just haven't seen what a community consisting ENTIRELY of arseholes can do. (#Terrafusion)
#62 posted by Willem [71.70.208.255] on 2009/01/20 19:00:36
"If you took all the energy it takes you into posting messages on the lines of "oh la la scampie is mean!!" and put them into mapping instead,"
I wish you'd take your energy and put it into ... well, anything really. Have you contributed a single thing to this community? Ever? I'm honestly ignorant here, maybe you have a long track record that I'm not aware of or something. What's your history?
#63 posted by Willem [71.70.208.255] on 2009/01/20 19:17:02
You know what? Never mind. I'm done with this thread and won't be posting into it further. Feel free to continue insulting me and tearing down what little community spirit we have here. Fuck.
 Bah
#64 posted by megaman [92.73.93.194] on 2009/01/20 19:18:12
I decided to register precisely because of all the beef around here.
that's why i STAY registered -_-
Maybe all the non-terrafusion guys could try not to take the shite too seriously. It seems to me TF users are a large part here, and naturally the humour swaps over. WHICH IS FINE GODDAMNIT.
Oh, and i nominate Spirit because he's so emo about being mean >:(
 Lol
#65 posted by megaman [92.73.93.194] on 2009/01/20 19:19:48
my vote must go to willem though =)
 My Vote
#66 posted by Zwiffle [66.170.5.18] on 2009/01/20 19:39:28
goes to this thread. This thread is the biggest twat.
And scampie.
 #63
#67 posted by Shambler [82.47.201.98] on 2009/01/20 19:42:52
A very strong contender there...
 And....
#68 posted by Shambler [82.47.201.98] on 2009/01/20 19:46:11
...late entry (into the thread, not into CZG's anus as usual) for the proud owner of #66.
#69 posted by Zwiffle [66.170.5.18] on 2009/01/20 20:00:47
And shambler.
 @ All
#70 posted by Shambler [82.47.201.98] on 2009/01/20 20:14:18
 This Thread Is Now About Kittens!
#71 posted by gone [78.37.177.77] on 2009/01/20 20:32:21
 Kittens!
#72 posted by gone [78.37.177.77] on 2009/01/20 20:32:30
 Yay!
#73 posted by gone [78.37.177.77] on 2009/01/20 20:32:43
 So Cute!
#74 posted by gone [78.37.177.77] on 2009/01/20 20:33:01
 Feel The Love!
#75 posted by gone [78.37.177.77] on 2009/01/20 20:33:22
 More Kittens!
#76 posted by gone [78.37.177.77] on 2009/01/20 20:33:50
 Pretty
#77 posted by gone [78.37.177.77] on 2009/01/20 20:34:09
 Changing My Vote To Gone
#78 posted by Scampie [67.129.250.254] on 2009/01/20 20:34:40
fucking spammer.
 SPHYNX!
#79 posted by gone [78.37.177.77] on 2009/01/20 20:34:42
 Kittens!
#80 posted by gone [78.37.177.77] on 2009/01/20 20:36:09
 Rolling
#81 posted by gone [78.37.177.77] on 2009/01/20 20:36:29
 Pure
#82 posted by gone [78.37.177.77] on 2009/01/20 20:36:47
 Bouncy
#83 posted by gone [83.255.58.158] on 2009/01/20 20:49:00
 Im Allergic
#84 posted by RickyT23 [82.20.37.149] on 2009/01/20 20:51:41
to cats
 Take THIS!
#85 posted by Zwiffle [66.170.5.18] on 2009/01/20 21:13:38
 Thanks!
#86 posted by ijed [216.241.20.2] on 2009/01/20 21:21:25
You killed the thread.
That's without sarcasm.
 I Love Cats
#87 posted by necros [99.227.108.217] on 2009/01/20 21:56:09
their hair clogs up my cooling fans, but they are The Shit.
#88 posted by Spirit [213.39.196.109] on 2009/01/21 00:00:49
 Hmm
#89 posted by nonentity [87.194.146.225] on 2009/01/21 00:12:08
From Spirit's link;
Just because someone has said something you happen to not like, it does not mean that they are a Troll. They may just not like you, or you may have a difference of opinion. It happens! Deal with it.
 Hey!
#90 posted by megaman [92.73.93.194] on 2009/01/21 00:47:20
we can still nominate and vote!
 Spoilt For Choice Now, Tho
#91 posted by Shambler [82.47.201.98] on 2009/01/21 00:52:45
 To Provide Some Unnecessary Vocabulary...
#92 posted by mwh [118.93.53.13] on 2009/01/21 01:31:18
 Shambler
#93 posted by Scampie [67.129.250.254] on 2009/01/21 02:09:19
You could attempt a 'Vote For All'.
 Scampie
#94 posted by starbuck [129.215.59.100] on 2009/01/21 05:40:57
you counting the votes? We need a shiny graph for this asap, son.
P.S. you terrible cunt
P.P.S. that goes for everyone else too
P.P.P.S. except maybe pjw, who is just adorable.
 When I First Read
#95 posted by HeadThump [4.136.90.58] on 2009/01/21 06:08:14
the topic leader, Func's Biggest Twat: A Poll, I was hoping it meant the few female lurkers would be encouraged to send in spread beaver pics, and we would all vote on which one had the most vulvalicious vagina. This is not like that at all.
 It's Weird, Man
#96 posted by starbuck [129.215.59.100] on 2009/01/21 06:10:46
you'd think a forum like this would be crawling with girls. Should I post my mangina?
 If That Means
#97 posted by HeadThump [4.136.90.58] on 2009/01/21 06:16:20
tucking it in between the thighs to form a simulated vagina, hell yeah! Extra points for the uncut who can do the clam in-fold trick.
 Shit Dude
#98 posted by starbuck [129.215.59.100] on 2009/01/21 08:11:54
you just blew my mind
 Congrats.
#99 posted by Shambler [82.47.201.98] on 2009/01/21 10:47:22
You two just pulled
 Jealous.
#100 posted by starbuck [94.193.240.185] on 2009/01/21 12:45:05
 Not As Shiny As I Would Have Liked It To Be
#101 posted by megaman [92.73.93.194] on 2009/01/21 15:21:34
http://a.imagehost.org/0445/graph....
Some explanation seems to be in order:
1) I counted Friction's vote as "everyone except than", which essentially gives him -1. He get's a vote from scampie though.
2) Shambler votes for both Zwiffle and Willem because he hasn't decided yet.
 Good Effort.
#102 posted by Shambler [82.47.201.98] on 2009/01/21 15:47:11
Am liking the simple but effective X-axis.
 Hey Now
#103 posted by Zwiffle [24.183.101.72] on 2009/01/21 15:47:16
I voted for bler and the entire thread in general. Why is my vote not counted?
#104 posted by Spirit [213.39.211.88] on 2009/01/21 16:44:43
 Fuck Pie Charts
#105 posted by Shambler [82.47.201.98] on 2009/01/21 17:01:28
The ultimate in chart gayness, well, second only to venn diagrams I guess.
Bar charts fucking rule: getting the important information - of twattish most of you are - to the public as clearly as possible.
 Also:
#106 posted by Zwiffle [66.170.5.18] on 2009/01/21 18:09:05
Kind of amazing (and sad) that this thread has more posts in it than Than's new release. Just thought I would point that out (much to Willem's delight, I'm sure.)
 Hmm
#107 posted by DaZ [80.41.130.104] on 2009/01/21 18:09:48
I would have to argue that a pink bar chart is slightly more gay than any colour barring pink of pie chart.
Oh and I vote metlslime, because its the comedy option
 Hmm
#108 posted by nonentity [87.194.146.225] on 2009/01/21 18:34:27
In fairness, ~20% of those posts were kittens and ~50% were one liners, where as than's release had mostly in depth posts (and one liners ;)
 This Thread Reminds Of That Old Adage...
#109 posted by generic [67.233.221.83] on 2009/01/22 01:26:40
"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you: I have an ear in-fuck-tion. I need to see the dick-ter, so he can finger it out."
 This Thread Is Stupid
#110 posted by grahf [76.104.21.196] on 2009/01/22 06:38:30
I do have an opinion, but I'll decline to share it. And really, some of you take yourselves way too seriously!
 Wise Man Say
#111 posted by Confucius [218.63.252.219] on 2009/01/22 08:03:02
Swimming with shrimp belittles even the grandest of men
 Well
#112 posted by JPL [213.30.139.243] on 2009/01/22 08:06:38
... can somebody explain what is this thread topic ?
 Wiser Man Said
#113 posted by HeadThump [4.136.90.90] on 2009/01/22 09:23:59
Dignity? It is not like you can take it with you.
 Errr,
#114 posted by HeadThump [4.136.90.90] on 2009/01/22 09:27:43
that would be either Lao Tsu, Woody Allen, or Paul Tillich, they all tend to blend together when you had reports due on each in a span of a few weeks.
 #111
#115 posted by bambuz [91.152.89.203] on 2009/01/22 20:49:23
Swimming with shrimp. As an euphemism for a flaccid penis. In cold water, it shrinks.
#116 posted by [Kona] [118.93.39.244] on 2009/01/28 00:35:42
I luvs you all! <3
#117 posted by Scampie [67.129.250.254] on 2009/01/28 01:17:20
I'm voting BRACKETkonaBRACKET for not letting the thread die.
 Hmm
#118 posted by nonentity [87.194.146.225] on 2009/01/28 05:27:27
Seconded. Kona for bumping the flame thread after it had served it's purpose.
 I'm The Biggest Cunt Of The World
#119 posted by spy [92.47.184.159] on 2009/01/31 17:14:25
so fecking whaat?
p/s/ actually my ex-wife does ????
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