#1 posted by Trinca [89.180.135.148] on 2008/04/29 22:59:48
oral sex > then vaginal sex > anal sex
#2 posted by lazy_bum [87.206.143.32] on 2008/04/29 23:02:24
There are some bads?
 STD's.
#3 posted by Orl [68.38.78.49] on 2008/04/29 23:04:07
#4 posted by Trinca [89.180.135.148] on 2008/04/29 23:09:54
lazy_bum sure... see czg exemple!!!
 Oh No !!!
#5 posted by JPL [82.234.167.238] on 2008/04/29 23:28:13
I was joking, come on....
 Sex
#6 posted by MadFox [84.26.196.113] on 2008/04/30 01:04:32
third, turt, truth, traid, thref, tred, dret, dreath, strud, stub, trud...
anyway.
 ^^^I Don't Understand That At All.^^^
#7 posted by pjw [66.188.138.62] on 2008/04/30 03:58:55
 Thats Fuckin Just Fuckin
#8 posted by RickyT23 [90.199.193.113] on 2008/04/30 04:35:24
fuckin fantastic :D
 Pjw
#9 posted by JPL [213.30.139.243] on 2008/04/30 09:02:03
What aren't you understanding ?
 JPL
#10 posted by RickyT23 [86.139.126.150] on 2008/04/30 12:20:28
I dont understand Madfox's post neither.
I mean seriously, WTF?!?!?
 Trinca's Spelling
#11 posted by ijed [216.241.20.2] on 2008/04/30 15:03:41
 I Don't Think This Forum
#12 posted by bambuz [130.233.243.229] on 2008/04/30 15:48:45
forms an environment where one could safely talk about intimate stuff.
 Well That Depends Whether Or Not You Have Maintained Your
#13 posted by RickyT23 [86.139.126.150] on 2008/04/30 15:54:42
annonimity!
 Ummm.
#14 posted by Shambler [92.232.214.79] on 2008/04/30 16:13:32
It was an idea.
Not necessarily a good idea.
 Http://aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
#15 posted by czg [83.253.254.12] on 2008/04/30 16:34:14
 I Guess The Above Is Nsfw
#16 posted by czg [83.253.254.12] on 2008/04/30 16:39:24
 You People Whine About The Most Retarded Fucking Things Sometimes
#17 posted by czg [83.253.254.12] on 2008/04/30 16:39:43
 And By Sometimes I Mean Constantly
#18 posted by czg [83.253.254.12] on 2008/04/30 16:40:09
 ...
#19 posted by gb [89.27.236.237] on 2008/04/30 17:19:43
will map for sex (real females only, czg)
 Hey
#20 posted by JPL [82.234.167.238] on 2008/04/30 19:16:50
Would be a nice idea to launch a sex porn mod/mapping contest...
I saw in the past a map with bunch of porn shots, but I'd wonder to see some real porn monsters (just imagine a shamblers with a thong, and tits... brrrr....) in a map, having to hardly fuck them with explosive toys in order to defeat them... cool mod it would be I think... I also imagine very well all the pervert trying to play and masturbate at the same time... bwahhahahh !
#21 posted by Willem [24.199.192.130] on 2008/04/30 19:20:22
This is, seriously, one of the worst threads I've ever seen.
#22 posted by starbuck [129.215.58.129] on 2008/04/30 19:58:32
This is, seriously, one of the worst threads I've ever seen.
I've seen a lot of threads in my time, but I might have to agree with you here.
Would be a nice idea to launch a sex porn mod/mapping contest...
I saw in the past a map with bunch of porn shots, but I'd wonder to see some real porn monsters (just imagine a shamblers with a thong, and tits... brrrr....) in a map, having to hardly fuck them with explosive toys in order to defeat them... cool mod it would be I think... I also imagine very well all the pervert trying to play and masturbate at the same time... bwahhahahh !
And this may be the worst post I've ever seen.
 I Can Safely Say..
#23 posted by rj [86.1.160.132] on 2008/04/30 20:24:51
..that reading this thread has vanquished any desire i had to knock one out tonight.
in fact after re-reading JPL's above post i find myself beginning to contemplate celibacy ;-/
 Bleh
#24 posted by JPL [82.234.167.238] on 2008/04/30 20:25:50
I was trying to be... errr.. creative ?
#25 posted by Trinca [89.180.218.162] on 2008/04/30 22:38:48
[21:25] <@Asaki> I never play bunny jumping.
[21:25] <@cgccgcg> Asaki: do you like horny bunnies
zomggg hot stuff sex lives in #tf
 Dickheads
#26 posted by Mr Fribbles [202.161.117.131] on 2008/05/01 04:37:36
Seriously, can you not?
Way to drag an otherwise relatively mature and decent board down into the gutter along with the rest of them.
And the worst part is, it's not even offensive in an amusing way.
Worst thread ever (on this board at least ;)
 I Think
#27 posted by bambuz [91.152.87.250] on 2008/05/01 18:09:23
everyone would be better off if this thread was deleted by the admins.
It's not controversial or anything. It's just bad.
 Bambuz
#28 posted by JPL [82.234.167.238] on 2008/05/01 19:07:31
Well said ;)
#29 posted by Trinca [89.180.22.221] on 2008/05/01 20:28:18
is true people in #tf dont make sex just maps u fucking geeks
 COOL!
#30 posted by ijed [190.20.71.244] on 2008/05/02 02:06:17
So now we have a thread where the only posters are the ones saying it shouldn't exist.
Two tears, now I'm guilty as well :*|
 Post Of The Year
#31 posted by DaZ [80.41.169.50] on 2008/05/02 10:48:48
Would be a nice idea to launch a sex porn mod/mapping contest...
I saw in the past a map with bunch of porn shots, but I'd wonder to see some real porn monsters (just imagine a shamblers with a thong, and tits... brrrr....) in a map, having to hardly fuck them with explosive toys in order to defeat them... cool mod it would be I think... I also imagine very well all the pervert trying to play and masturbate at the same time... bwahhahahh !
Seriously, this should be on the front page before any news items, so new visitors know what to expect!
 Its Like He Is The New QMD...
#32 posted by DaZ [80.41.169.50] on 2008/05/02 10:49:37
 Ijed
#33 posted by JPL [82.234.167.238] on 2008/05/02 14:17:50
Just as reminder, in General Abuse thread I just said (see #14148):
I'm very surprised that nobody thought about opening a sex thread, as this forum is full of pervert... :P
.. so don't "blame" me if Trinca took this sentence as an opportunity to open this thread, and remind everybody how pervert he his (ask his wife :P)... So I'm not responsible for this... done...
Well, for sure this thread should be closed, as it has nothing to do with Quake.... so following this idea: why no closing as well, music / film / drunk / other PC games / console games threads... ? I guess some people will not be happy then ;)
Anyway, moderators have to take a decision now... thought...
 Oh...
#34 posted by JPL [82.234.167.238] on 2008/05/02 14:19:13
BTW, I don't want moderators to think I'm forcing them to close this thread: they do what they want :P
 Erase The Thread
#35 posted by RickyT23 [86.139.126.150] on 2008/05/02 14:26:59
completely.
It's fucking retarded
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