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                is Swedish?</font></i></p>
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              <p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><img src="../../images/letters_new/e.jpg" width="21" height="39" align="left"></font><i><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">arl 
                Sphincter is sleeping. He was up at the crack of dawn to shower, 
                dress, eat, and catch his ride to work at the Institute. He almost 
                missed work this morning - just before going out the door he broke 
                down, sobbing, overcome by his unbearable loneliness. But Earl 
                has bills to pay, and a 'fridge to stock, and plans to enlarge 
                his home. So squaring his shoulders and choking back his tears, 
                Earl went out to greet the day.</font></i></p>
              <p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm one 
                of those freaks who enjoys shooting the Scientists in <b>Half-Life</b> 
                - mostly just because I know I'm not supposed to. I used to build 
                sprawling urban blight on purpose in <b>SimCity </b>and <b>SimCity 
                2000</b>, with integrated Crime Zones and Eternal Traffic Jams. 
                Then I'd torch the whole lot and start over. So when I popped-open 
                <b>The Sims</b> my first move was &quot;let's see if this thing 
                will let two mixed-race lesbians adopt kids&quot;. So I cover 
                the whole demographic: a young white woman, hip-dresser with a 
                bob and shades, meets older black woman in a sweater with gray 
                hair. I build them a nice little bungalow. I furnish it well. 
                I make sure they are well fed, amused, and clean. And not only 
                do I not get that offer to adopt, these two just totally hate 
                each other.</font></p>
              <p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Six sleepless 
                days and nights later, I have experimented with numerous permutations. 
                A slovenly biker dude and a serious-minded career woman, one black 
                and the other white. No dice. A paunchy balding middle manager, 
                white, and a four-eyed nerd with a pocket protector, brown. Well, 
                at least those two got along. Finally I went for the buff Ken 
                doll lookalike, and a Barbie-esque beauty queen, both white, and 
                guess what? They were falling in love and reproducing in no time. 
                Likewise with a middle-aged small time crook, male, and a middle-aged 
                librarian, female, and both black. Two Asians of similar age: 
                ditto. A pattern began to emerge.</font></p>
              <p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Turning 
                to the manual, in the section entitled &quot;Moving In&quot; on 
                page 56 we read &quot;The Moving In proposition is…available only 
                for same-sex friends. Opposite-sex friends never have Move In 
                available…&quot; Why not? On page 57 under &quot;Marriage&quot;, 
                it says: &quot;Only opposite-sex relationships qualify for a proposal 
                of marriage. Marriage is the only means to bring an opposite-sex 
                character into the house to stay&quot;. Well, there is currently 
                a controversy going on about same-sex marriages, so maybe Will 
                Wright is just taking a stand here. I can even see a certain game-design 
                reasoning to all this. These two rules control migration of characters 
                through the homes in the neighborhood, and without pretty strict 
                rules for this, you'd quickly end-up with 16 people living in 
                a one-room studio. And I have discovered that with a <i>lot</i> 
                of effort you can get same-sex couples to fall in love, although 
                I still can't get the little schmoes to cross the race line…</font></p>
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