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// AlaskaAlias 
//
// Everyone likes to hear compliments and good-natured taunts while playing Quake.
// This will help you add an infinite number of those you your config.
// Just cut and paste the below section into your own config file...it's easy!
// 
// Below, I have bound F1 to give a compliment and F2 to taunt someone.
// It will automatically cycle through all of the compliments and taunts below.
//
// If you wish to change them to another key, make sure you change F1 and F2 in
// the alias scripts below as well.
//
// Feel free to email us at forceclan@bigfoot.com.
//
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// Compliments
bind "F1" comp1

// Taunts
bind "F2" taunt1

// Compliment Cycle
alias comp1 "wave 0; wait; say Nice Shot you bugger.; bind F1 comp2"
alias comp2 "wave 0; wait; say I can't believe it!  Jeeez!; bind F1 comp3"
alias comp3 "wave 0; wait; say Good Kill.; bind F1 comp4"
alias comp4 "wave 0; wait; say You have just overqualified to be in the Force Clan.; bind F1 comp5"
alias comp5 "wave 0; wait; say You are truly a bastard.  :); bind F1 comp6"
alias comp6 "wave 0; wait; say How embarassing!; bind F1 comp7"
alias comp7 "wave 0; wait; say Nice shot.; bind F1 comp8"
alias comp8 "wave 0; wait; say You must be wearing your glasses.  :); bind F1 comp9"
alias comp9 "wave 0; wait; say What a heartbreaker!; bind F1 comp10"
alias comp10 "wave 0; wait; say I'm gonna tell my mom you did that.; bind F1 comp1"

// Taunt Cycle
alias taunt1  "wave 2; wait; say I'll call you a cab...you can't drive in that condition.; bind F2 taunt2"
alias taunt2  "wave 2; wait; say say Where is my Nike sponsorship?; bind F2 taunt3"
alias taunt3  "wave 2; wait; say Don't Come to this state called ALASKA!; bind F2 taunt4"
alias taunt4  "wave 2; wait; say Force Clan!  Not Foreskin!  Not Farce Clan! Not Fare Skinned! Not Fierce Clan! Not Faux Clan!; bind F2 taunt5"
alias taunt5  "wave 2; wait; say I caught you while admiring my young buttocks.; bind F2 taunt6"
alias taunt6  "wave 2; wait; say :); bind F2 taunt7"
alias taunt7  "wave 2; wait; say If it makes you feel better, this is my first time to play Quake; bind F2 taunt8"
alias taunt8  "wave 2; wait; say Pretty good for a guy with 2 fingers and 8 stumps, huh?; bind F2 taunt9"
alias taunt9  "wave 2; wait; say Whooaaoaa whoa!  Help! I'm slipping around on your guts!; bind F2 taunt10"
alias taunt10 "wave 2; wait; say I hope you where donating those organs.; bind F2 taunt11"
alias taunt11 "wave 2; wait; say Clean up, aisle 14!; bind F2 taunt12"
alias taunt12 "wave 2; wait; say Looks like you had meatloaf for dinner.; bind F2 taunt13"
alias taunt13 "wave 2; wait; say That will help you cut down on you chiropractor bill.; bind F2 taunt14"
alias taunt14 "wave 2; wait; say Take that you Commie!; bind F2 taunt15"
alias taunt15 "wave 2; wait; say The world is a better place without you. :); bind F2 taunt16"
alias taunt16 "wave 2; wait; say I am 6 years old.  I hope you are embarassed.; bind F2 taunt1"