We
as an advanced culture have dealt with multi-racial and same
gender marriages. But are we ready for a biological-mechanical
marriage? Well get ready, because it has happened. Word has
reached this reporter that ScoutKiller[AFL-CIO], an engineer in
TF has married his sentry gun, SentryBitch. In an announcement
sure to to rock the TF community to it's core,
ScoutKiller[AFL-CIO] states his reasoning for the marriage.
"It's all about sharing and the feelings we have for each
other. SentryBitch has saved my life numerous times, and I
hers", ScoutKiller[AFL-CIO] continued, standing next to his
new bride. " We share the frags, and look out for each
other. What else is there in a relationship?" Are we as a
culture ready for such a move? Maybe not, but this reporter
wishes the happy couple all the luck in the world.