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          C&J_3.RTS

     RemoteRidicule Sounds
             by
   Carin Alot and Joey Turks
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We put our heads together again and came up with this little beaut of an RTS.  Here is a
listing of the sounds used:

1:  "Oh I....oh, I'm still alive."  Pearl Jam, "Alive"
2:  "You had to be a big shot, did ya?"  Billy Joel, "Big Shot"
3:  "Oh my God, he killed himself, he killed himself!"  Adam Sandler
4:  "Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me"  Violent Femmes
5:  "Pop pop pop goes the pistol, bang bang bang goes the gun" Prince and Nona Gaye
6:  "Now here's something we hope you really like."  Rocket J. Squirrel
7:  "The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:  Stink, Stank, Stunk."
     Boris Karloff, "You're a Mean One, Mister Grinch" from "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"
8:  "I'd like to hang you upside down, naked."  Gilbert Gottfried
9:  "One of these days, one of these days....Pow!"  Ralph Kramden
10: "I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me."  Beck, "Loser"

Still available by e-mail is C&J_2.rts, a collection of sounds that was too hot for AOL to handle.
It contains lovely tidbits from the Beastie Boys, Fishbone, Denis Leary, and several other choice phrases.
Of course, feel free to distribute to your buddies, but we'd like you to please include this text file with any copies
you give out, so we can get SOME credit. :)  Thanks a-plenty to anyone who can get this rts or either of the other two
uploaded to an FTP site, too.  C&J_4 is in the works, but in the meantime, this one ought to keep you suitably entertained.
Credit as always to the originators of the bites we used, and to the crew at Apogee for the nice piece of work that is Rise 
of the Triad.

Comments and otherwise by e-mail to:

joeyturks@aol.com

       and

carinalot@aol.com 