Full Metal Jacket RTS file by KPOBbPEKA This file is simply a collection of the better taunts that the drill sergant in FMJ screams out at the recruits. This is for mature Duke fans that want some good taunts to really piss off their enemies with. They are: 1. Your days of fingerbanging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her 'purty pink panties are OVER! 2. SOUND OFF LIKE YOU'VE GOT A PAIR! 3. Thank you very much, can I be in charge for a while! 4. Well any fucking time, sweetheart! 5. What have we got here, a fucking comedian. 6. What is you're major malfunction, numbnuts?! 7. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew you're head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK! (Note to avid duke fans: this one has special meaning as the quote used by Duke toward the second boss) 8. HA HAOW! GET SOME! GET SOME BAY-BEY! YEAH! GET IT! C'MON! (This is the helicopter gunner shouting as he's firing. Fantastic for those times when a player is "in the zone".) 9. WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE !@(%*@#$*%*@#!!!!##$$^@%^#&@&&#^#&@@$&@&@$&#$^&*#$*#&#&#*#$*#^*#&^&$*#**#^*#^*$%*%$*%*$*#@@**%*)%%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?! (A reverse taunt for those tired of being taunted for every singlular goddamned frag a weak and irritating opponent might manage by great fortune to obtain) 10. Oh that's right Private Pyle, DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING EFFORT TO GET UP TO THE TOP OF THE FUCKING OBSTACLE! If GOD wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?! (This sound is included for boards in which there is a particular "king of the hill" nature in which a certain area is fought over due to tactical advantage. The Clocktower map is one example and is available at http://members.aol.com/lazer711 or wherever the finest .map files can be found. If you have questions or just want to share files contact me at Kpobpeka@aol.com