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[Enter a scene that looks like it's straight from Curse of Monkey Island. The Trio are standing next to a little boy selling lemonaide.]
Brent: Whine! I don't like this "bottomless mug policy!"
Kid: I told you it was a bottomless mug, sir!
CRicky: Wait a minute...why are we in a Lucas Arts game?
Jace: Ehh!
[applause]
CRicky: Don't worry, I beat this game, watch this...
Brent: What?
CRicky: (points) Look! A three headed monkey!
[Everyone turns to look, even CRicky.]
Kid: Gee willakers! This is gonna be swell!
CRicky: Yoink! (CRicky pulls a normal mug out of nowhere, and switches it with the bottomless mug.)
Brent: I don't see it!
Jake: *BRNT* Where's the monkey?
Jace: I'm looking but I don't see anything!
Kid: I think he tricked us!
Jer: Why would CRicky do a thing like that? (They all look back to CRicky)
CRicky: Well...I thought I saw one...might've just been Brent's mom.
Kid: Just because you're a grownup doesn't mean you can take advantage of me like that!
CRicky: Um...hey! I'll have a glass of lemonaide!
Kid: Ok! (Pours the lemonaide in the mug)
CRicky: (chugs it down) Mmm! That's the best lemonaide I've EVER tasted!
Brent: But I wanted the lemonaide!
Kid: You cheated! You took my lemonaide! Now I'm all out! Mommy! (The little kid runs home crying.)
Brent: I wanted the lemonaide! Now it's gone! Now what are we gonna do?
Jer: I know...wait...no I don't know. I don't think Pokémon could help us here...
Jake: We could steal that boat over there and take it for a ride!
CRicky: Great idea!
Jake: (yoinks P.H.'s hat) I'm Jak-a-gin! Look at me!
P.H.: Hey! Give it back!
CRicky: (runs towards the boat) I'm gonna be the Skipper!
Jace: Ehh!
Brent: I wanted the lemonaide!
Cricky: (CRicky waits by the boat) Free boat rides!
[suddenly some Ning Nings come by and start singing]
By tropical sea is a tropic port,
Greedy fun is the favorite sport.
This is the place where the Trio flock,
Stealing the boat at the busy dock.
Jake: Hee hee! We got it! (he climbs aboard)
CRicky: Come on guys! (he climbs aboard)
Brent: Oh...all right. I still wish I had that lemonaide. Jer and P.H. took my Pringles. (he climbs aboard, almost sinking the boat)
Two greedy people from U.S.A.,
Sail on the Nellie this lovely day.
Apple Kid is next aboard,
All taking a boat that they can't afford.
Jer: Wait for me! (he climbs on)
P.H.: I got Brent's Pringles! (he climbs on) Gimme my hat Jake!
Jake: Crotch rocket!
P.H.:Ughn...(thunk)
The next two people are Pokémaniac-aires,
They got no money, they got no cares.
They climb aboard and they step inside,
With just enough Pringles for a 5 minute ride.
Jace: Lemme on! (he jumps on)
Buddy: Don't forget me too! (he climbs aboard)
Martins come, Martins go,
Martins touring to and fro.
These seven greedy tourists, they take this trip,
Squished in seats on this little ship.
The weather is clear and the sun is hot,
[thunder]
Jake: The weather is clear? I think it is not!
CRicky: Quit whining!
Jake: Hey, I'm just trying to make it rhyme!
CRicky: Oh, ok. Brent! Quit shaking the boat!
Brent: I can't help it! It's my tramendous fat!
Martins come, Martins go,
Martins tossing to and fro.
The captain is brave, he's--
[thunder]
CRicky: Ahh! We're all gonna die!
The captain is brave, he's a stupid man,
And Jak-a-gin dances all that he can.
The oars, they break and lose all control,
S.S. Nellie do the rock-and-roll.
Brent: CRicky! What did you do?
CRicky: Nothing! It's these stupid Ning Nings! Everything they sing happens!
Jace: Make them shut up!
Jake: Um, guys...here comes an island! Let's stop there!
CRicky: Ok, here we go...wee!!!
Brent: No! You're going too fast!
The sea is now calm and the weather grand,
Where is the Nellie? Upon the sand!
What happen now will bring you a smile,
The adventures of Jak-a-gin,
Jake: Whine!
And the Skipper,
CRicky: Doobie, doobie, doo!
And the Pokémaniac-aire,
Jer: Greed!
And Mrs. Pokémaniak-aire
P.H.: What!? I'm not a girl!
And the other tourists,
Brent: You didn't say my name!
Jace: What about me?
Buddy: I'm here too!
On Jak-a-gin's Isle!
Jake: Yay! It's my island! I declare it!
CRicky: That's ok, Brent's Isle would sound stupid anyway.
Brent: I wanted that lemonaide!
Buddy: Ahh! I've been bitten by a deadly scorpion! (Buddy dies)
We leave all our friends on this tropic shore,
Perhaps they will be here forevermore.
Maybe a rescue will set them free,
Tune in next week and then you will see.
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