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-=- New Board -=-
This board was nailed on the wall Monday, May 2, 2000 for Nifty™ Productions, inc.
-=- The Management -=-
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COMING SOON FROM ID SOFTWARE
As our follow-up to the Commander Keen trilogy, Id Software is working on
"The Fight for Justice": a completely new approach to fantasy gaming. You
start not as a weakling with no food--you start as Quake, the strongest,
most dangerous person on the continent. You start off with a Hammer of
Thunderbolts, a Ring of Regeneration, and a trans-dimensional artifact. Here
the fun begins. You fight for Justice, a secret organization devoted to
vanquishing evil from the land! This is role-playing excitement.
And you don't chunk around the screen. "The Fight for Justice" contains fully
animated scrolling backgrounds. All the people you meet have their own
lives, personalities, and objectives. A 256-color VGA version
will be available (smooth scrolling 256-color screens--fancy that)!
And the depth of play will be intense. No more "whack whack here's some
gold." There will be interesting puzzles and decisions won't be "yes/no" but
complex correlations of people and events.
"The Fight for Justice" will be the finest PC game yet.
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MISSING!
My mom! If found, please dance a jig!
Thank you.
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FOUND
A dog (one).
If you (one) used to own this dog (used to be in one piece),
please tell me and I will write back with my sincere apology (maybe one).
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YEEHAW!
All slap jaw'd yokals be invit'd to mah weddin'!
Mah purdy sister Jessybell be the lucky gal!
So bring yer beer and lets have a good ol' fashond hoe down!
Tell 'im Cletus sent ya!
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MISSING IN ACTION
Buddy Dacote: the guy that dies
Age: 29 Weight: 202 Height: 6’2”
Physical Description: Very fit and powerful, Buddy always wears a hat that says “BEOS”
which stands for “Butt End of Space.” Caucasian with brown/Blond hair and green eyes.
Character Description: Popular and courageous, Buddy got sent to Tei Tenga Darkside
for showing up a superior officer. His stay here is just temporary though – he was sent
here as a security advisor. Buddy has a good sense of humor. Inside Info: Dacote stands
for “Dies at conclusion of this episode.”
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"Hee hee! I got it!"
This is how spokesperson Jace replied regarding the case of the missing can of Pringles™.
When asked what he meant by that, he said "This is really bad, this?"
More news when we find the news.
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LOOKING FOR A JOB?
Look no further!
Just take one of the cards below and call us using the number on the card!
We'll get you the job you need and the pay you want!
(OUT OF CARDS, PLEASE ORDER MORE)
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WARNING!
CANIBAL SPIDER MONKEY ON THE LOOSE!
WARNING!
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-=- Lost Children Found -=-
A new breed of Lost Children have been found roaming Craig's Cruisers™.
One of them, reportedly named Jake, was seen "flipping off" another child.
Since we have no idea why we should care, please feel free to take one or two home.
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LOST
Wan Ling, please return immedietly, has been missing for several years.
JOHN
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STEVE SELL TOILET
Work good, you call, flush yes, poo gone, you buy, deal good.
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-=- Notice to CRicky -=-
Could you please stop getting blood smeared all over our Laser Tag™ guns?
-=- The Management -=-
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NEW TOXIC SUBSTANCE TESTER NEEDED!
That is all, thank you.
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FOR SALE
This is really good this mic.
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PUPPIES!
My dog had pups, I can't eat them all. Two months' supply.
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-=- Notice -=-
There is a dead dog laying in the parking lot next to the Cart Corral™.
If nobody claims it, it will be sent to either the Salvation Army™ or the Meat Log™ factory.
-=- The Management -=-
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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
*BRNT*
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WHERE IT'S AT?
Looking for two turn-tables and a microphone.
Call me if you have any.
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YO!
I posted this message out of fear for my life.
Thank's for reading.
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NEW AWARD WINNING WEB SITE!
Don't miss out! See what all the fuss is about!
http://www.qwikpages.com/backstreet/insanetrio
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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Join Samual Adams and Steppenwolf as they chase down Renegade!
Ride a real Magic Carpet™!
Bust a bottle of Samual Adams Beer™ and stab someone!
Experience all the swashbuckling action of a real pirate ship!
www.inside3d.com
Their forums can't be beat!
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DOOM (Requires 386sx, VGA, 2 Meg)
It's a real-time, three-dimensional, 256-color, fully texture-mapped, multi-player
battle from the safe shores of our universe into the horrifying depths of the
netherworld! Choose one of four characters and you're off to war with hideous
hellish hulks bent on chaos and death! See your friends bite it! Cause your
friends to bite it! Bite it yourself! And if you won't bite it, there are plenty of
demonic denizens to bite it for you!
DOOM -- where the sanest place is behind a trigger.
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-=- Notice -=-
*BRNT*
-=- The Management -=-
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NEED A LIFT?
When the troubles of Real Life™ have got you down, there's a place you can always go!
mdq.stomped.com
Their forums can't be beat!
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EXTERMINATOR WANTED!
Any talented young Pokémon™ trainers in the area?
My house is infested with the little buggers!
"Catch 'em all™" while their still alive!
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SALE
I've got a surplus of "You Say It Isn't Butter"! It's supply and demand here folks!
JOHN
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NEW!
New Meatsa Trio™!
NEW!
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-=- Caution -=-
There is a dangerously high amount of Greed™ in the air.
-=- The Management -=-
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THAT'S NOT NATURAL!
But at Oak Express™ we've got all the wood you can handle,
at a price that fits your budget!
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INSANE TRIO ROCKS THE L.C. WALKER ARENA!
Get your tickets now at your local box office!
Special live performances of all their hit songs!
Stand up comedy featuring Jer and his cousin P.H.!
See Jake's crazy flipping fingers!
All this and a can of chips!
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WAN? WAN? WAN MONEY?
Ask Apple Kid for some!
His uncle is really Bill Gates!
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GOT CHIPS?
We do!
We supply to all those willing to play Shadowrun with CRicky as G.M.
dREk-hEd inc.
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-=- Notice -=-
dREk-hEd inc. no longer ships to the Land of Faygo™.
-=- The Management -=-
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NCS
Nifty™
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BONUS
MB > MC
JOHN
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PHD
Hee hee! I got it!
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-=- BAD! -=-
There will no longer be any obscene messages on this board such as the three above,
but we're not going to delete them, they're too funny.
-=- The Management -=-
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NEWS FLASH!
*BRNT*
More news when we find the news.
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MISSING!
Ten tons of poo! If seen, please return to the Dancing Hippie™!
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I
BOB
LEVEL
RACECAR
What do these words have in common?
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FUNERAL PREPERATIONS GETTING YOU DOWN?
come see us at Ike 'n' Berry Thomas Funeral Home
right next to Scott's Meats™
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MISSING
I can't find my son, Wendy. If found, please send him to the front office.
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LOOKING FOR REAL PEACE OF MIND?
Look no further than MetallicA's Sanitarium!
Home of the Old Navy™ Straight Jackets™!
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*BRNT*
That is all, thank you.
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ARE YOU MY MOMMY?
If anyone has seen my mommy, Dave Thomas, please send her to the back office.
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WRONG ADDRESS?
I recently recieved several pipe bombs in my mailbox.
If anyone's looking for them, stop on over to my house.
Bubba
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-=- Found -=-
Dead body.
Weighs 202 lbs. and is about 6'2" tall.
Wearing hat that says BEOS.
Caucasian with brown/Blond hair and green eyes.
Starting to rot.
Please claim it before the seagulls eat it all.
-=- The Management -=-
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