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...CRickTV was filmed in front of a dead studio audience...
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(dingdong dingdong dingdong dingdong dingdong dingdong dingdong dingdong dingdong dingdong dingdong dingdong dingdong dingdong)
Martin: (sitting in a chair in the old Martin house reading the newspaper) Dingdong!? DINGDONG!!?? Who brings us many dingdongs!?
CRicky: (opens the door, ripping it off his hinges, enters) Oh well, your house is a big piece of hogwash anyway.
[mechanical laughter and applause fills the air]
Jake: (walks in, flipping off Martin and CRicky as he does so) Whine! CRicky! Hogwash! *BRNT*
[the audience laughs once again]
Brent: (calls from the computer room) What? Did you call me Jake?
Jake: *BRNT* Well, gotta go play something Pokémon related, JACE, CRICKUS IS HERE! (Jake goes back into the living room, flipping off Martin and CRick as he does so)
[laughter]
Jace: (walking down stairs, announces in Fontzie's voice) Ehh!
(applause and cheering from the audience)
Martin: Well, time for sleepy sleep sleep! (he crawls under the oven)
Dinner: Meow! (he runs out the door and the sound of crashing cars and meowing causes everyone to look out the nearest window)
P.H.: He's dead!
[yay!]
Jake: Crotch rocket!!!
P.H.: Ughn... (he thunks onto the floor)
[yeah!]
Brent: (he slowely makes his fat fat towards the fat wile he fat and he's in the kitchen) Hi everybody!
[hi Apple Kid!]
Brent: This is stupid (suddenly Buddy Dacote enters and a bright light causes them to all look out the door...it's an atomic bomb that explodes and strangely only Buddy dies because everyone else hid behind a big stack of cans of baked beans)
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...watch the second episode...
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