Features | Polls | July 23, 1999

Why is the pyro so bad at fragging?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Bad weapons
74
19.5%
Weak flamethrower
132
34.8%
Too many fumes
52
13.7%
If you read the readme.txt a.k.a the manual, you would know!
121
31.9%

Spaceman Spif: Who needs to kill when you can blind someone with flames??
Slick: Ehhhem, taken from the TFC Manual "Be the first line of Defense: One of the most useful things a Pyro can do is be the first line of Defense for a team. Guard the entrance to your base, and make it your mission to set every single enemy who passes you on fire. Don't worry too much about killing them, just make sure you ignite them a bit. Once they're past you, warn the rest of the team's Defense that there are incoming enemies. This early warning, combined with the fact that no attackers reach the main Defense without being singed, can often be the thing that prevents the enemy from breaking through." That sums it up pretty well :)

When a player takes all the ammo in the resupply and doesn't need any of it

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Politely tell him to discard
136
36.3%
Open an information booth informing him of the benifits of discarding.
83
22.1%
Open my 3 in think book of insults and start from page one.
93
24.8%
Switch teams and partake of the bountiful supplies of ammo.
17
4.5%
Nothing--I'm that scout and I just really want to give the enemy free ammo. I 0wnz!
45
12%

Spaceman Spif: I follow the bloke. Soon he will die and I will have my ammo.
Slick: You know what's wierd, when I discard everytime I respawn and people ask me what I'm doing! That's sad.... Then I suck it up, explain and soon they all do it, Score another one for Slick!

What do you think of Counterstrike?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I have played it and like it more than TFC
28
7.4%
I have played it and it is in my schedule with TFC and others
107
28.3%
ACTION HALF-LIFE RIPOFF!
33
8.7%
Counterstrike sucks
51
13.4%
counter-what?
159
42%

Spaceman Spif: Is that a new TFC map?
Slick: No for DM/Teamplay duh! --- Ohh wait the mod yeah, I've played it... Not my fortay

So far this summer

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I have a nice bronze suntan
61
16%
I have been burnt and been peeling
47
12.3%
I have been out of the house only for camp, etc
18
4.7%
What, it's summer?
66
17.3%
I have been sitting in front of this computer for the whole time.
189
49.6%

Spaceman Spif: It's all about the honeydo! (Honey, Do this... Honey, Do that!)
Slick: I'm bronze :)

Elmer Fudd or Bugs Bunny?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Elmer!
69
18.3%
Bugs!
143
38%
Spaceman Spif!
164
43.6%

Spaceman Spif: Rock! I am a poll question!! And form the looks of it, I am winning! Double coolness... pweeen!
Slick: Spif just don't go consuming any energy field bigger than your head :)

The Scout wears

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Boxers
57
15%
Briefs
93
24.4%
Commando, how else could he run so fast?
230
60.5%

Spaceman Spif: Breifs! Get it? Breif... Quickly.... ummm, nevermind.
Slick: Briefs, just look at the expression on his face!

I wear

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Boxers
135
35.7%
Briefs
95
25.1%
Diapers
37
9.7%
Torn Rags
35
9.2%
I prefer the feedom of going commando..
76
20.1%

Spaceman Spif: Depends... Get it? DEPENDS??? HA, I kill me!
Slick: All of the above...





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