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-=- CRickTV -=-
...CRickTV was filmed in front of a dead studio audience...
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[applause and cheering, enter a scene where the Greed, the Fat, and the Talk are all in a fancy room that looks like the set of a talk show, Space Ghost is behind the desk]

Jace: (with Fontzie's voice) Ehh! Where are we?

CRicky: I think we--

Brent: I'm hungry!

[laughter]

Brent: It's not funny! I'm hungry!

[laughter]

Brent: (looks saddened and slumps)

Jake: *BRNT*

Jer: Jake! Excuse yourself!

Jake: (flips off Jer) *BRNT*

CRicky: Listen, you both need to-- *BRNT*

Jer: (starts running around flipping everyone off)

[hysterical laughter]

Jake: That's my line!

Tad: Welcome, Insane Trio! Are you getting enough oxygen?

CRicky: Since when is SGC2C taped in front of a dead audience?

Tad: Um...so, where are you guys from?

CRicky: The Land of Faygo!

Jake: *BRNT* (he starts flipping Jer off)

Jer: I declare war! (he flips off Jake as well)

Jake: *BRNT* (they begin to flip off each other like crazy)

[laughter]

Tad: Well, I think you all need to settle down!

[boo!]

Tad: Um...

[boo!]

Tad: Well, uh--

[boo!]

Brent: Where's my chips?

Jace: (in Fontzie's voice) Ehh! You suck Space Ghost!

[yay!]

Tad: (begins to cry) ...WHA! (starts balling his head off)

Brent: Mmm...Space Ghost (Brent eats Tad with one bite)

[boo!]

Jake: (walks up to an audience member) *BRNT* (flips off the audience)

[boo!]

Jer: *BRNT* (farts all over the entire audience, then he flips them all off as well)

[boo!]

Jace: (in Fontzie's voice) Ehh!

[boo!]

CRicky: HOGWASH!

[boo!]

Buddy: (suddenly buddy walks in) Hey, did I miss anything?

[the crowd boos, then they go insane and kill Buddy]

CRicky: Well, everyone's gone except us, I say we go home.

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-=- CRickTV -=-
...watch the third episode...
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