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-=- CRickTV -=-
...CRickTV was filmed in front of a dead studio audience...
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[applause and cheering, enter a scene where the Greed, the Fat, and the Talk are all in a fancy room that looks like the set of a talk show, Space Ghost is behind the desk]
Jace: (with Fontzie's voice) Ehh! Where are we?
CRicky: I think we--
Brent: I'm hungry!
[laughter]
Brent: It's not funny! I'm hungry!
[laughter]
Brent: (looks saddened and slumps)
Jake: *BRNT*
Jer: Jake! Excuse yourself!
Jake: (flips off Jer) *BRNT*
CRicky: Listen, you both need to-- *BRNT*
Jer: (starts running around flipping everyone off)
[hysterical laughter]
Jake: That's my line!
Tad: Welcome, Insane Trio! Are you getting enough oxygen?
CRicky: Since when is SGC2C taped in front of a dead audience?
Tad: Um...so, where are you guys from?
CRicky: The Land of Faygo!
Jake: *BRNT* (he starts flipping Jer off)
Jer: I declare war! (he flips off Jake as well)
Jake: *BRNT* (they begin to flip off each other like crazy)
[laughter]
Tad: Well, I think you all need to settle down!
[boo!]
Tad: Um...
[boo!]
Tad: Well, uh--
[boo!]
Brent: Where's my chips?
Jace: (in Fontzie's voice) Ehh! You suck Space Ghost!
[yay!]
Tad: (begins to cry) ...WHA! (starts balling his head off)
Brent: Mmm...Space Ghost (Brent eats Tad with one bite)
[boo!]
Jake: (walks up to an audience member) *BRNT* (flips off the audience)
[boo!]
Jer: *BRNT* (farts all over the entire audience, then he flips them all off as well)
[boo!]
Jace: (in Fontzie's voice) Ehh!
[boo!]
CRicky: HOGWASH!
[boo!]
Buddy: (suddenly buddy walks in) Hey, did I miss anything?
[the crowd boos, then they go insane and kill Buddy]
CRicky: Well, everyone's gone except us, I say we go home.
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-=- CRickTV -=-
...watch the third episode...
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