 Candy Box:
#1 posted by metlslime [159.153.4.50] on 2013/05/03 01:36:12
Weird text-based quasi-RPG.
http://candies.aniwey.net/
You may initially think this is non-interactive like ProgressQuest, but it does actually open up into a game. Just wait for your candies to accumulate, then a vendor will show up and sell you stuff, and you can go do some quests and start farming lollipops and pretty soon you'll be in too deep to quit.
#2 posted by Spirit [80.171.29.248] on 2013/05/03 10:58:36
The division between PC and Console games was silly already, why fragment it even more?
 Good Thread.
#3 posted by Shambler [86.25.222.172] on 2013/05/03 11:56:47
Don't play them but it's definitely useful to have a dedicated thread!
 So...
#4 posted by Kinn [81.155.74.221] on 2013/05/03 13:03:27
Let's say I want to talk about a game that's simultaneously on XBox Live, Steam (PC) and iPhone.
Should I just roll a dice to choose which thread to put it in?
 Duh
#5 posted by nitin [220.244.163.153] on 2013/05/03 13:10:26
you triple post
 Just Keep It To Urself Becuz No1 Cares! ;-3
#6 posted by czg [212.16.188.76] on 2013/05/03 13:22:45
#7 posted by czg [212.16.188.76] on 2013/05/03 13:23:35
But really, that candies game is pretty cool.
Through vigorous cheating I've made it all the way to hell!
 Just Like In Real Life
#8 posted by Spirit [80.171.29.248] on 2013/05/03 13:25:35
 Kinn.
#9 posted by Shambler [86.25.222.172] on 2013/05/03 13:52:21
You stop fucking whining like a bitch just like Spriititi and just post about whatever you're playing on whatever you're playing on. Jeez get a grip gaylords. If I played any browser games I'd be waffling on about them here already.
 Barbarian Onslaught: The Secret Of Steel
#10 posted by dooomer [123.154.149.190] on 2013/05/03 14:32:24
Guess most of people here have already played this, but this is one of my all time favorites.
This is a swf game that can be played on or offline.
http://armorgames.com/play/3991/barbarian-onslaught-the-secret-of-steel
 Lets Just Have One Unified Thread For Everthing:
#11 posted by RickyT33 [86.145.251.165] on 2013/05/03 15:12:05
'Stuff'
 Kinn
#12 posted by RickyT33 [86.145.251.165] on 2013/05/03 15:14:00
Just pick the platform you played on. If you keep playing the same game on three different platforms then MAKE UP YOUR BLOODY MIND, A.D.H.D. CRAZY PERSON FFS man.
#13 posted by Spirit [80.187.110.162] on 2013/05/03 15:32:07
what about singleplayer vs multiplayer?
 Put It All In Stuff
#14 posted by RickyT33 [86.145.251.165] on 2013/05/03 16:12:11
 Here's Some
#15 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2013/05/03 16:34:27
 Oh My God Fuck You
#16 posted by czg [212.16.188.76] on 2013/05/03 17:43:29
MY PRODUCTIVITY !
 Right Where It Hurts
#17 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2013/05/03 17:59:59
 Tiny Tower!
#18 posted by Vondur [80.87.145.18] on 2013/05/03 21:26:38
started early january and now on 95th floor, still going up =)
 Haha
#19 posted by ijed [190.21.126.65] on 2013/05/03 21:38:32
I'm playing one of theirs as well, pocket airplanes.
 OverWorld Zero [roguelike]
#20 posted by Jaromir83 [87.249.129.250] on 2013/05/04 09:31:11
http://www.systemshock.org/index.php?topic=1479.0
simple/addictive rpg subgame playable on virtual handheld in System Shock2; I still play it using SS2 (even it is out now as a standalone), set low-res, turn-off sound, play
 Nice But Frustrating
#21 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2013/05/27 16:58:29
 Candy Box 2 Is Out, Btw
#22 posted by metlslime [50.156.87.109] on 2013/10/27 22:14:08
 Forgot About This Thread
#23 posted by ijed [190.22.21.60] on 2013/10/27 22:28:53
Star command on tablet is a reasonable parralell to FTL for those that like that sort of thing. Much less polished but still recommendable.
Zombie road trip I can't seem to delete. Even though I've got the best stuff now I want to unlock the rest for the sake of flipping and head shooting.
Dark meadow is a decent enough infinity blade take. Bit lacking in depth in terms of gameplay though. Looks pretty and has a silent hill type storyline, though less deep. I suppose shallow is a good way to describe it, still interesting while it holds the attention though.
I was excited to see the where's my water update, version 2 whatever, but as soon as it obligated me to harass my friends in order to proceed I binned it.
Cookie clicker everyone in the office is distracted by. One producer did an excel to figure out the optimum buying strategy.
My lovecraftian grandmas freak people out with their penis bodies.
So... Back to candy box. I admit I couldn't get interested enough in it the first time around.
 Cookie Clicker
#24 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2013/10/28 13:37:47
Getting close to 2 billion CPS...
I like the achievement comments:
"You can stop now"
"You should really go to bed"
 Ernesto
#25 posted by metlslime [159.153.4.50] on 2014/01/02 22:35:11
http://jayisgames.com/games/ernesto---a-quick-rpg/
basically a puzzle RPG, you plot a route through the dungeon trying to upgrade your guy enough that you can kill the dungeon god at the end. I haven't done it yet.
Useful tip: as long as you don't die, you can undo your steps and try a different route.
 Related: Four Scepters
#26 posted by metlslime [159.153.4.50] on 2014/01/03 01:03:32
 Ernesto
#27 posted by Scampie [72.12.65.92] on 2014/01/03 05:15:30
Really interesting game idea!
 Thanks Metl...
#28 posted by distrans [149.144.171.79] on 2014/01/03 06:58:14
...just the trick for those slow moments at work :)
 Ernesto
#29 posted by starbuck [92.233.117.15] on 2014/01/06 00:04:21
Took me a few tries but just beat the boss now... lots of fun, cool concept.
 2048
#30 posted by metlslime [159.153.4.50] on 2014/03/19 19:52:25
http://gabrielecirulli.github.io/2048/
A simple number matching game, engaging enough that I put in the effort to actually beat it. Implemented in HTML5 so you can play it on a phone too.
 Better Version
#31 posted by onetruepurple [91.240.47.30] on 2014/03/19 19:58:27
 2048
#32 posted by starbuck [77.89.190.218] on 2014/03/24 12:08:47
man that's great, way better than the similar "threes" on iOS. Really slick.
 2048
#33 posted by Spiney [91.176.160.66] on 2014/03/24 12:35:49
It's strangely addicting.
My best is 17068 so far...
 1024 Here
#34 posted by starbuck [77.89.190.218] on 2014/03/26 16:40:10
in your face! Smaller is better right?
#35 posted by Scampie [72.12.65.92] on 2014/03/28 14:27:41
#36 posted by brown96 [138.163.0.44] on 2014/03/28 14:33:12
currently playing Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker. love it.
 Hoplite
#37 posted by Blitz [24.56.255.36] on 2014/03/31 00:23:13
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.magmafortress.hoplite
Picked this up after seeing it recommended on Eurogamer (I think) and it's been pretty fun. Kinda like a mix of chess, RPG, and dungeon crawler.
#38 posted by Johnny Law [76.126.53.122] on 2014/03/31 00:35:14
Hoplite is groovy. (Weird coincidence since I just finished posting about it at another site.) Just what I want from a mobile game. You can also get it on iOS.
Here's Tom Francis dropping a few words on it: http://www.pentadact.com/2014-03-29-the-randomised-tactical-elegance-of-hoplite/
 Ty
#39 posted by ijed [186.79.251.16] on 2014/03/31 01:14:43
 I Assume
#40 posted by ijed [190.22.80.217] on 2014/04/10 23:18:18
You all bought FTL iOS and thats why things are so quiet here.
Still playing Hoplite by the way, hope Magma Fortress does a sequel or follow up quest.
 Btw
#41 posted by Spiney [91.177.122.247] on 2014/04/11 12:42:56
Thanks for that link Scampie, I'll recommend Threes over 2048 now.
 Ipood
#42 posted by Killes [195.212.29.176] on 2014/04/15 15:14:39
Yeah FTL on iOS pretty cool, playing it on Ipad. That and Frozen Synapse on Ipad it cool.
Otherwise theres quite a few neat Boardgames on the Ipad to play solor or hotseat. Quite nice to play these conveniently without breaking out the whole gear and taking up a table.
Agricola, Stone Age, Space Hulk, Suburbia etc...
 Yeah
#43 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2014/04/15 15:19:37
And all these games aren't 'free to play'.
So let's hope there's a counter to all the candy crush and app flipping clone shit.
#44 posted by Killes [195.212.29.176] on 2014/04/17 16:44:08
Funny those are all adapted games from other platform / format, board/PC :D
Sure there has to be some serious proper natively developed tablet games though...right ?
 Nice 2048 Clone:
#45 posted by metlslime [159.153.4.50] on 2014/04/19 00:12:14
http://jamesdonnelly.github.io/Isotopic256/
Adds the concept of unstable isotopes that disappear after a certain number of turns.
 Duck Hunt Revival
#46 posted by frank [178.123.93.173] on 2014/06/09 06:33:24
#47 posted by Cocerello [193.144.61.240] on 2014/06/12 14:27:23
I have been giving this one an hour of play from time to time for long.
Dungeon Defender
 Maths
#48 posted by sock [190.225.198.98] on 2014/06/19 23:28:13
 Algebraic!
#49 posted by Spiney [81.241.142.57] on 2014/06/19 23:58:10
sadly it seems to freeze my firefox sometimes
 Modern Day Snake
#50 posted by sock [190.225.198.98] on 2014/06/24 23:59:05
 Not Nearly Gay Disco Enough To Be Called Alcazar
#51 posted by czg [212.16.188.76] on 2014/06/25 07:55:14
 That's Pretty Cool
#52 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2014/06/25 14:47:59
But where are the monsters?
 A Dark Room
#53 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2014/07/10 15:55:31
 PLAY THE GAME ITS THE BESTEST
#54 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2014/07/10 23:45:32
 A Different Dark Room
#55 posted by mwh [120.136.5.22] on 2014/07/11 04:48:31
 Ijed
#56 posted by mwh [121.73.77.183] on 2014/07/11 12:24:10
you bastard!
 Similar Ones To Ijed's
#57 posted by Cocerello [193.144.61.240] on 2014/07/11 12:51:37
These ones were before that one.
http://candies.aniwey.net/
http://candybox2.net/
This one is more recent.
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
I played A dark room months ago, liked the exploration parts, but mwh version is way better :D.
 Wasnt A Fan Of
#58 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2014/07/11 17:11:01
The candy ones back when I played them.
Cookie clicker I already played, and a coder here learned how to open it up and hack in all sorts of stuff.
Finally finished a dark room so I can get back to work now...
 Thanks Ijed
#59 posted by starbuck [62.253.137.95] on 2014/07/12 13:51:05
Liking a dark room a lot. Love the combination of building up the village and going out on expeditions.
Never played one of those RPGs before where you're a ASCII character in a grid of ASCII characters, but it's way less painful than I imagined, definitely lets your own imagination do the work.
 Starbuck
#60 posted by Scampie [72.12.65.92] on 2014/07/12 13:57:50
If you want to play a proper Roguelike, but with graphical tiles, Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup is a good one to get into easily. You can also play it in old school ASCII as well.
 (but It's Not Technically Fit For This Thread)
#61 posted by Scampie [72.12.65.92] on 2014/07/12 14:01:42
#62 posted by Spirit [92.196.38.176] on 2014/07/12 14:14:21
 Cheers Scampie
#63 posted by starbuck [62.253.137.95] on 2014/07/12 14:35:43
downloaded that, will give it a play soon
#64 posted by qicko [78.139.155.111] on 2014/07/16 18:23:34
 Minimalistic Puzzle Game
#65 posted by Not yet registered [81.175.152.198] on 2014/07/27 21:45:39
 Cern Cookie Clicker
#66 posted by mfx [78.55.198.30] on 2014/08/07 15:35:59
 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#67 posted by RickyT33 [90.214.161.249] on 2014/08/07 21:43:22
It's like cookie clicker for PROPPER NERDS
 Yeah, Whole Worlds Collapsed..
#68 posted by mfx [78.55.198.30] on 2014/08/08 01:09:40
 Wargames Lite
#69 posted by Pekka [81.175.152.198] on 2014/08/20 22:40:49
Dice Wars single player:
http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/dice/dice.html
KDice--multiplayer Dice Wars:
http://kdice.com/
Hex Empire (only SP I guess):
http://www.kongregate.com/games/uunxx/hex-empire
Warlight--SP and MP:
http://warlight.net/
Note that you can play Warlight without paying anything. It only limits the types of games you can set up.
 Time Surfer
#70 posted by Blitz [24.56.255.62] on 2014/08/30 04:59:55
 Color Matching Game
#71 posted by Pekka [81.175.152.198] on 2014/09/23 11:38:10
This is a very simple game. You just need to find the square that is a different shade than the other squares.
http://game.ioxapp.com/color/
 Clicker Heroes
#72 posted by metlslime [76.103.211.139] on 2014/09/27 10:16:02
Clicker game with graphics and sound and stuff.
http://www.clickerheroes.com/
#73 posted by necros [99.227.110.3] on 2014/09/27 21:39:02
haha omg... this brings back happy memories of cookie clicker...
#74 posted by starbuck [37.205.58.214] on 2014/09/29 13:56:34
ahh fuck that clicker heroes game
#75 posted by Cocerello [83.165.94.30] on 2014/09/29 14:29:51
From the lastest SAGE
Weird movement.
 968 Billion Health?!
#76 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2014/09/30 17:21:55
I must defeat it...
 Wow
#77 posted by ijed [190.22.77.89] on 2014/10/25 00:26:12
Hitman Go looks surprisingly nice, but it was made in Unity?
10 minutes later: Phone is hot enough to fry an egg on.
Yes, its Unity.
Plays well though, simple and direct gameplay thats fun.
If you wanted to be mean you could call it a glorified flash game with 3D graphics, but that's refreshing nowadays.
 Time Wasting Game For Plane?
#78 posted by mwh [120.136.5.22] on 2014/11/14 00:50:57
Any recs on a good time wasting android game for a plan? Something in the civilization / sim city sort of genre would be good I think. Don't mind paying a bit.
#79 posted by JneeraZ [174.109.106.46] on 2014/11/14 01:17:43
If the plane has wi-fi ... Hearthstone!
 Haha Nope
#80 posted by mwh [118.149.175.42] on 2014/11/14 04:40:23
7 hours in United regional jets. Perhaps the direct option was not the best...
I've found knights of pen & paper since I asked. Anyone played that?
 Knights Of Pen And Paper
#81 posted by Zwiffle [24.241.228.118] on 2014/11/14 05:28:34
I thought it was a lot of fun. It's simplistic, grindy, old schooly RPG that doesn't take itself seriously. I don't know if it would hold my attention for 7 hours straight though, but it's fun for its price, which for me was like $1 or something.
#82 posted by necros [99.227.110.3] on 2014/11/14 15:41:58
 Mwh
#83 posted by Blitz [50.245.130.59] on 2014/11/15 03:13:48
I've been super addicted to Boom Beach. Really fun strategy game, kind of like a lite version of something like Civ or CoH
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.supercell.boombeach&hl=en
 Whoops
#84 posted by Blitz [50.245.130.59] on 2014/11/15 03:15:41
Missed the "no Wi-Fi" part. You should get Carmaggedon if you never played it on PC. Only 99 cents and definitely worth it.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.stainlessgames.carmageddon&hl=en
 Ta Muchly
#85 posted by mwh [121.73.77.183] on 2014/11/15 08:36:04
Re-read the thread and saw hoplite before necros recommended it -- seems perfect! Just have to try to stop playing it before the trip...
Might try knights of pen and paper. Not sure about a game where reaction time matters like carmageddon, but heck, .99 us is not a lot of money if it doesn't work...
#86 posted by Spirit [92.196.64.93] on 2014/11/15 09:27:36
Simon tatham's puzzle collection
Pixel dungeon
legends of yore
dweller
eternallux
#87 posted by mwh [67.79.14.250] on 2014/11/17 23:02:47
I ended up playing a lot of knights of pen and paper. Grindy rpg is good for a plane I guess :)
I'm nearly at the end of the main quests I think and its getting a bit boring now. I think I might have missed a mechanism for getting better equipment somewhere...
#88 posted by mfx [92.229.70.221] on 2014/11/18 01:01:49
off by 3 is my best.
http://pixact.ly/
 Another Of A Kind
#89 posted by Pekka [81.175.152.198] on 2014/11/18 09:32:01
Good one, mfx. It reminded me of another game that doesn't seem to have been posted here.
http://woodgears.ca/eyeball/
 Be Aware
#90 posted by mfx [78.51.208.128] on 2014/11/19 00:31:46
 Epic...
#91 posted by JPL [82.234.167.238] on 2014/11/20 21:21:55
 10/10
#92 posted by Drew [68.148.86.57] on 2014/11/21 05:44:32
 Indeed
#93 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2014/12/18 15:13:37
 Bizarrely Addictive Minimalist Incremental/idle Game
#94 posted by total_newbie [178.8.32.134] on 2015/03/28 14:13:47
#95 posted by necros [99.227.108.31] on 2015/03/29 04:59:07
i hope bugs get you. :( :( :(
 Agar.io
#96 posted by metlslime [159.153.4.50] on 2015/05/14 21:19:08
multiplayer game where you can eat smaller blobs to get bigger, then eat the other players.
http://agar.io/
 Gridland
#97 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2015/06/01 16:18:43
 Cube Composer
#98 posted by [92.230.132.19] on 2015/06/03 13:13:05
 Gridland
#99 posted by Drew [68.148.86.57] on 2015/06/04 02:58:17
So cool thanks!
#100 posted by necros [142.245.193.1] on 2015/06/08 19:49:32
between swarmsim and gridland, i barely get anything done anymore. i hate you all.
 Swarmsim + Agar.io
#101 posted by RickyT33 [176.249.40.96] on 2015/06/08 20:06:00
#102 posted by RickyT33 [176.249.40.96] on 2015/06/08 20:06:10
help me
 Internet Arcade
#103 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2015/06/27 18:07:11
 Monument Valley....
#104 posted by Shambler [92.22.39.46] on 2015/07/11 12:44:09
Dunno if this has been mentioned? I was watching the burd play it recently and it looks absolutely lovely as a mobile game, great use of simple graphics and engaging (if easy?) puzzle gameplay:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me4ymG_vnOE
 Monument Valley
#105 posted by Bal [83.204.197.67] on 2015/07/12 15:34:40
Yeah that's an awesome game, good for non-gamers as well, my mom loved it.
#106 posted by JneeraZ [174.109.106.46] on 2015/07/12 16:41:10
My wife and I both loved it. Non stressful gameplay, fun graphical style, not too annoying puzzles...
#107 posted by starbuck [80.189.72.65] on 2015/07/14 09:56:02
Agar.io is now available for iPhone, wooooooo
 Monument Valley
#108 posted by ijed [204.195.155.62] on 2015/07/17 00:40:46
Bought it, played it. Not enough exploration of mechanics for me. My daughter liked it for a while.
 I Was Too Hasty To Be Harsh
#109 posted by ijed [72.45.33.95] on 2015/07/21 14:11:07
And it's sucked me back in now. Even my grim Quaker soul can find the charm in this.
#110 posted by Blitz [24.56.245.177] on 2015/08/24 01:17:11
Nothing to contribute :( but I'm burning out on all my current mobile stuff and hoping someone has a recommendation
#111 posted by JneeraZ [12.252.11.134] on 2015/08/24 01:21:57
Angry Birds 2. Seriously, it's a solid time filler!
 I Dunno
#112 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2015/08/26 16:05:26
It feels like they sacrificed the gameplay somewhat. Like I dumped on it in the other thread - the debris disintegrates too fast when you knock stuff over so you can't cause much knock on collapse effects.
Ultimately it left the game a bit too shallow to hold my attention - which is a shame because I enjoyed the earlier ones a lot. Especially Star Wars and Space with the addition of the gravity mechanics.
The immediacy and feedback is very well done in this version though, the picture in picture of the birds and pigs is great and the stuff flying out of the screen is a nice touch.
Maybe I'll give it another go, but the change seems to be one of ideology - you hit the thing or you don't, without any of the 'you hit the thing in just the right spot so collapses onto the other thing.
That's still there, but much less.
 This Week I Have Been Mostly Playing
#113 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2015/08/26 16:08:49
Fallout Shelter - decent builder (disclaimer, we did it)
Lumosity - Interesting non-game about mind training
Out There - Frustrating interactive fiction with a bad interface... but worth a look
Tap Titans - generic clicker, but better production values than most and some neat ideas thrown in
 Oh And
#114 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2015/08/26 16:15:01
Candy Box 2.
http://candybox2.net/
Not sure how I missed this one back in the day (but still played A Dark Room). But I can confirm that it is the pinnacle of games design and all other games are mere vague shadows of its greatness.
Quake is off to one side a bit.
 Mentioned Before
#115 posted by Drew [68.148.86.57] on 2015/08/27 04:36:55
but Hoplite is very very good for a million reasons. Simple and streamlined but fun and continues to be fun for quite a while, for me anyway.
Just got Legend of Grimrock for my phone too, that is quite enjoyabe.
I also got Operation Dracula which is a bullet hell style shoot em up. It's pretty rad but was overpriced - was the same $ as LOG!
I've been thinking about getting Fallout Shelter for a while now! Will definitely check it out now.
 Hoplite
#116 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2015/08/27 14:30:57
Yes, it's awesome. Really hope he continues making games. I ended up unlocking most of the achievements but eventually gave up on the most complex ones.
LoG... I played it on PC and finished it... not sure I'd play it again. Does the mobile version bring new content or is it a port?
Fallout Shelter is free, which is a good price. It's a nice enough time sink for a while but may b overly casual mobile depending on your tastes.
#117 posted by necros [184.151.179.69] on 2015/08/27 17:35:27
This is probably a foolish question, but I guess the fallout game has a lot of that waiting mechanic?
 Yes
#118 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2015/08/27 20:30:45
It's essentially a builder game where you harvest resources and set your dwellers to do tasks like harvest, train or explore the wilderness.
Building is instant as long as you have the Caps and the monetization is limited to buying lunch boxes - no 'pay to rush' crap :D
#119 posted by mwh [103.23.18.41] on 2015/08/28 01:36:33
candybox2 is crack
Although somehow autosave turned itself off, which is a bit disheartening.
 You Might
#120 posted by ijed [186.79.253.76] on 2015/08/28 02:08:33
Just have to progress enough to bring back the load game menu. It's odd that even that is disabled at the start.
 Hoplite
#121 posted by starbuck [91.125.227.19] on 2015/09/04 00:38:47
Thanks for the recommendation Drew, this game is fantastic. Feels so familiar, but I don't think I've played anything just like it. Excellent strategy game, the tactics around the movement are really satisfying, it's almost chess-like at times, but with spears and demons so obviously better.
 Alphabear
#122 posted by Blitz [66.235.50.240] on 2015/09/04 03:22:30
Since I didn't contribute last time...
Alphabear by Spryfox is a pretty cool "make some words" game in the vein of Scrabble, Boggle, etc.
http://spryfox.com/our-games/alphabear/
ijed: Thanks for the suggestions. Lumosity is cool -- I wish it was like 5$ and everything was unlocked right away
Tap Titans was way too monotonous.
 Tap Titans
#123 posted by ijed [186.9.128.162] on 2015/09/04 13:59:16
Not so much a recommendation as 'I was forced to play this'...
I think I deleted it after the above post.
 Ok, Here's A Good One
#124 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2015/09/04 20:00:28
Happy Wheels!
The game is fun enough, watching yourself get mashed into pulp, impaled, shot, blown up etc. but I'm now stuck on building levels in its fully functional level editor!
Doing inventive things with giant fans, spikes and bounce pads.
Traps should ideally humiliate as well as dismember.
 To Clarify
#125 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2015/09/04 20:02:08
I'm playing it on iOS, the original flash game is from 2010: http://happywheelsaz.com/happy-wheels.happywheels
Doesn't look like there's an Android version yet.
 Cube Composer
#126 posted by metlslime [107.77.75.87] on 2015/09/14 19:40:24
http://david-peter.de/cube-composer/
Interesting browser game where you perform operations on multiple stacks of cubes to create the desired final result. I haven't played much yet because it is very awkward on my phone screen. Not sure yet if it ever gets really challenging.
 That's Cool
#127 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2015/09/14 19:50:23
 Cool Game
#128 posted by mfx [77.179.60.132] on 2015/09/14 19:58:49
see post #98.
#129 posted by [198.27.87.138] on 2015/09/16 19:04:28
 Damn Ice Dragons
#130 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2015/09/16 19:53:10
 ^ Spammer, Kill It
#132 posted by Spirit [92.196.89.222] on 2015/09/20 11:46:28
#133 posted by metlslime [67.169.151.72] on 2015/09/20 21:46:57
Good catch. That was a rare on-topic spam measage
 Avoid The Monsters
#134 posted by Blitz [24.56.254.199] on 2015/09/25 06:28:09
http://strlen.com/avoid-the-monsters
Aardappel's game has been taking up a lot of my of my phone gaming time lately. There's a few bugs (of which he's aware) but the core gameplay is fully functional and a lot of fun.
#135 posted by Scampie [72.12.65.92] on 2015/09/25 07:12:27
I remember liking that when he first made it, nice and simple.
Has Aard done anything more on Lobster or made any other games do you know? I know he's working at Google now... but I've lost track of what he's up to now since I don't go on Facebook and that was how I knew what he was up to.
 Scamp
#136 posted by Blitz [24.56.254.199] on 2015/09/25 23:46:33
As far as I know that's the only complete game. On the site there's links to a Minecraft style game and a shmup game but they seem to be just demos.
#137 posted by Scampie [72.12.65.92] on 2015/09/26 01:13:02
Yeah, that's all the stuff he put up he released Lobster.
 Monument Valley
#138 posted by mwh [121.73.77.183] on 2015/10/05 12:16:25
Awesomely put together, but would like it to be harder. The very last level of forgotten shores starts to get interestingly challenging so here's hoping for more...
 ^spam
#140 posted by Lunaran [24.56.201.253] on 2015/10/07 02:01:49
 ^ham Icon
#141 posted by Scampie [72.12.65.92] on 2015/10/07 02:10:26
 ^ham
#143 posted by Scampie [72.12.65.92] on 2015/10/07 09:41:53
at least on topic spam
#144 posted by FifthElephant [82.24.73.240] on 2015/10/07 11:58:49
I dont think thats spam. Actual effort has gone int othat post.
 FifthElephant
#145 posted by Kinn [109.147.139.107] on 2015/10/07 12:36:00
Excellent points. I like many of those words.
www.shamblers-in-diapers.com
#146 posted by metlslime [166.216.157.124] on 2015/10/07 22:23:20
Yes, on-topic spam is certainly a new development, but I think it's still spam based on the style of writing.
 Chesh
#147 posted by Zwiffle [24.241.228.118] on 2015/10/15 03:22:31
#149 posted by JneeraZ [174.109.106.46] on 2015/10/16 11:36:14
I'm guessing spam bot ... JUST a hunch.
#150 posted by Lunaran [24.56.201.253] on 2015/10/16 17:28:56
I enjoyed your article and planning to rewrite it on my own blog.
high praise I guess
 Why Thank You
#154 posted by Zwiffle [71.13.169.66] on 2015/10/28 20:24:43
 I'd Like A Fun Mobile Game, I Currently Just Run GBA Emulators N Such
#155 posted by killpixel [174.48.226.30] on 2015/10/28 20:30:59
 Hex FRVR
#156 posted by Scampie [72.12.65.92] on 2015/11/05 23:12:13
http://hex.frvr.com/
Kind of a Hexgrid Tetris where you place groups of hexagons to create rows.
 The Sequence (puzzle Game)
#157 posted by Johnny Law [67.188.146.229] on 2015/11/06 02:17:44
 ^
#158 posted by Blitz [24.56.254.199] on 2015/11/11 22:14:47
bought it on your recommendation and it's really fun. That comment on the twitter post that says it's like SpaceChem-lite is dead on, but I'm someone who would have preferred if SpaceChem was a bit easier so this is great
 XKCD: Hoverboard
#161 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2015/11/25 16:40:15
 ^spam!
#163 posted by [78.55.171.101] on 2015/12/31 08:38:15
 ^spam!
#165 posted by [78.55.71.2] on 2016/01/10 16:58:42
 IOS Game Intro The Dim
#166 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2016/01/11 14:23:45
 ChromeOS Games??
#169 posted by Shambler [194.149.223.43] on 2016/02/02 19:15:34
Anyone got any pro-tips?? I just got a Chromebook to have a super-portable tablet style thing (but with keyboard) when I'm away from proper PCs, and have had a look at the games but they mostly seem to be boring as fuck sim village shit or ugly as fuck retro arcade shit....
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/category/app/3-games?utm_source=chrome-app-launcher YAWN etc.
Ideally I'd like a single player light-weight (obviously designed for touchscreen / touchpad shizzle) RPG / RTS -ish game with kinda decent gfx. Offline capability would be perfect (but optimistic I guess).
Something from the warhammer type universe would be nice but there is precisely fuck all available on Chrome for that. I tried a dragon thing and it was boring village sim and I tried a pirate thing and it was boring village sim too.
Help.
 Edit:
#170 posted by Shambler [194.149.223.43] on 2016/02/02 19:28:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL3-_RQV0Qk - this looks like just the right sort of style and gfx quality in the riding around bits. The hex turn based combat looks meh as fuck and I dunno how much SP is feasible though. Will give it a look - just as an example.
 Leo's Red Carpet Rampage
#171 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2016/02/16 16:22:01
Track and field with acting bonus game.
http://redcarpetrampage.com/
 That
#172 posted by Shambler [2.99.180.113] on 2016/02/16 16:33:01
Is not the ChromeOS game I am looking for.
 I Make You No Promises
#173 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2016/02/16 16:42:46
And I tell you no lies.
Oh, I do both those things all the time. NM.
 OTOH.
#174 posted by Shambler [2.99.180.113] on 2016/02/16 18:47:43
I got my first mobile game recently, it is awesome:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.co.hit_point.nekoatsume
I really hope CZG and Bal and Vondur and Daz are on this shizzle.
 Funnily Enough
#175 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2016/02/16 18:55:32
Someone already got me to download that.
I opened it once, then closed it.
I haven't deleted it yet though.
 So, I Did Some Investigating...
#177 posted by Shambler [80.44.157.24] on 2016/03/03 17:59:32
#178 posted by Kinn [86.143.78.151] on 2016/03/03 18:31:51
Lol Shambler buys a mobile and is surprised 100% of the games available are shovelware garbage made in eastern european or asian sweatshops, and all clones of each other.
Mobile gaming is the festering, cancerous arse-polyp of the games industry, with no exceptions that I am aware of?
 I'm Playing One At The Minute
#179 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2016/03/03 18:48:35
Which is quite nice: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/super-tribes/id1006393168?mt=8
And not a Clash of Clones, or free to play in any particularly manipulative way.
Only one game mode, and the tribes are identical apart from different starting scenery and technology.
But pretty fun, undemanding stuff.
 Kinn, Almost, But Nowhere Near.
#180 posted by Shambler [80.44.157.24] on 2016/03/03 19:36:57
Lol Shambler buys a Chromebook and is surprised when a small indie start-up like GOOGLE (who run the Android Apps store) somehow haven't managed to get any remotely interesting games or apps working in their little device
Talking about stuff like...
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tt2kgames.xcomew
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ChilledMouse.WQ
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/warhammer-40-000-armageddon/id935248214?mt=8
Incidentally I've just started dicking around with mobile apps and some of the - admittedly simple - ones of those are far better than 99% of the dross available for ChromeOS (Monunment Valley, Zen Koi, etc)
#181 posted by Spirit [92.196.110.160] on 2016/03/03 21:32:22
#182 posted by ijed [190.22.46.216] on 2016/03/04 02:11:30
XCOM enemy within was great.
Warhammer Quest was just as tedious and expensive (relatively) as the board game.
Didn't play the third one.
There are good games companies doing stuff on mobile, but they're rarely the supposed big dogs (ie. ones earning the most cash and cannabalising each other).
But for genuine hardcore gaming I think you're going to be disappointed. Not that the platform(s) can't support that type of game, just that the economy / ecology of developers isn't suited to it.
But I keep on playing stuff, hoping that a solid game will somehow appear. XCOM was one such case in my opinion, even if it did cause laptop sydrome (ie. phone hot enough to fry an egg on).
 Ijed.
#183 posted by Shambler [80.44.157.24] on 2016/03/04 10:45:24
THat's the thing. I don't want genuine hardcore gaming. I'm as PC Master Race as anyone. I want genuine good stylised, simple, well themed casual games - I've only just started dabbling in them and, well, okay, it's really a Chromebook / ChromeOS problem. I can't even play fucking neko atsume on it ;)
I wouldn't mind WHQ being tedious and expensive, I'd give it a try for the style, Warhammer is part of my geeking heritage.
About cost, I would happily have more games where you pay fucking upfront and get a decent game. XCom is Ł9 or something?? Fucking great, I'm sure you're getting a proper game for that!!
 Incidentally.
#184 posted by Shambler [80.44.157.24] on 2016/03/04 10:47:19
I *CAN* play the WebQuake port, albeit shareware only and mouse look doesn't work...
 Well
#185 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2016/03/04 13:26:00
WHQ is just a cynical cash grab though. I only played through it out of spite. Although I think I then also bought one of the expansions when drunk :P
XCOM is the best one I've played to be honest.
I do remember Frozen Synapse on tablet: http://www.frozensynapse.com/
Which was another Nueromancer styled game - violent and incredibly nerdy. There was a massive difficulty spike in the middle of the campaign mode though.
I see now that the original is $1USD on iOS and the new version prime is at $5.00.
Tempting...
 Aren;t They All Cynical Cash Grabs Though??
#186 posted by Shambler [80.44.157.24] on 2016/03/04 14:16:04
Freemium / pay to win / pay to advance bullshit.
Straight up dishonesty, marketting shite to fucking morons under the guise of it being "free"...
 But
#187 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2016/03/04 15:28:41
WHQ wasn't free to play, just incredibly shallow for the price tag.
Neither was XCOM, but that was basically the full game ported to mobile, which was deep as the mines of moria.
 Deep As Czg's Anus.,
#188 posted by Shambler [80.44.157.24] on 2016/03/04 16:13:36
Raging I can't get that one. Why the fuck did I get a chromebook again? Oh yeah cos it was small, chic and cute. Bit like being a fashion-following apple slag, except at 1/4 the price.
#189 posted by FifthElephant [213.205.253.161] on 2016/03/04 16:27:29
Tbh I have a decent phone but most games aren't worth the time. I would rather browse Facebook or Twitter
#190 posted by Johnny Law [4.16.194.34] on 2016/03/04 19:28:08
I don't spend a lot of time phone-gaming on my Android doohickey, but I've found some quality stuff. Hitman GO, Lara Croft GO, Hoplite, Spider 2, Super Hexagon, The Sequence, 80 Days, Monument Valley, A Good Snowman... off the top of my head. I even think that games like PvZ2 and Alphabear are quality despite their F2P trappings.
#191 posted by Johnny Law [4.16.194.34] on 2016/03/04 19:30:06
Dunno about ChromeOS though.
Didn't Bastion and Don't Starve get shipped for that? Or am I thinking of something else?
(does a quick Google) hmm it looks like that version of Bastion no longer works.
 Mobile Games
#192 posted by Bloughsburgh [75.151.243.225] on 2016/03/04 19:32:27
I also don't really play much on my android phone but the ones I did were entertaining.
Hitman GO, Lara Croft GO, My Kingdom for a Princess, LYNE, and Just Colors to name a few. I think all have some sort of in-app purchasing but I never found intrusive or anything of the like.
 There Are Also Games
#193 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2016/03/04 20:16:51
 Ocus Puzzle
#194 posted by Primal (nli) [81.175.152.198] on 2016/03/09 09:04:39
http://ocuspuzzle.com/
A kind of a jigsaw puzzle with no piece rotation. Starts off easy enough.
#195 posted by khreathor [194.181.150.106] on 2016/03/09 13:41:48
 Both Of Those Things Are Awesome
#196 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2016/03/09 15:33:47
 #177
#197 posted by mankrip [66.249.88.164] on 2016/03/09 15:55:47
This is the kind of review the mobile gaming scene needs.
 But Is It The One It Deserves?
#198 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2016/03/09 15:57:08
#199 posted by mankrip [186.227.14.198] on 2016/03/11 00:50:03
On Android, definitely. There's far too many crap making the good games hard to find.
Anyway, this is just one of the many problems with Android gaming.
 Small Retro FPS In Browser
#200 posted by khreathor [95.160.158.246] on 2016/03/16 03:07:47
http://phoboslab.org/xibalba/
"Fight your way through the Mayan Underworld in this retro First Person Shooter. The path leads you through lush jungles, eerie catacombs and high tech bases filled with dangerous creatures, traps, vital powerups and weapons."
#201 posted by Arma [68.119.65.87] on 2016/03/16 05:27:41
Come on baby we all know where it's at: http://oldschool.runescape.com/
 Oh God, Run Escape
#202 posted by Bloughsburgh [75.151.243.225] on 2016/03/16 10:57:08
My mid-school addiction.
Now excuse me while I cut down some yews.
 Hop Lite Demon Partisan Challenge
#203 posted by Drew [68.148.86.57] on 2016/03/22 02:21:06
Can anyone confirm whether incidental damage dealt to wizards/ demolitionists by bombs counts against you in the demon partisan challenge?
#204 posted by mwh [103.23.18.41] on 2016/03/22 02:33:40
I don't think so. But it's been a while :-) I seem to have all achievements except for speed run, pacifist and hoplite master.
 Is That Where
#205 posted by ijed [200.73.66.2] on 2016/03/29 16:17:24
You unlock wizard beam?
As I remember incidental damage doesn't count, unless you bash the bomb and it explodes / crushes / drowns the demon in lava.
So basically, don't upgrade bash, just get all the leap stuff and health stuff and avoid combat as much as possible.
#206 posted by Kinn [86.131.180.198] on 2016/03/30 13:11:53
Some guy writes Flappy Bird code into Super Mario on the SNES by simply playing the game in a very specific way:
https://youtu.be/hB6eY73sLV0
 The WikiHow Illustration Game
#208 posted by Blitz [66.235.6.38] on 2016/04/13 01:03:11
 Agar.io But With Snakes
#209 posted by metlslime [50.150.122.79] on 2016/04/17 02:41:39
http://slither.io/
mouse to steer, left-click to sprint (sacrificing length.) Crash your head into another snake's body and you die. You can kill snakes bigger than you if you're lucky.
 Pretty Neat!
#218 posted by killpixel [174.48.226.83] on 2016/06/08 02:02:34
 @http://phoboslab.org/xibalba/
#224 posted by stevenaaus [49.197.32.252] on 2016/07/02 02:17:02
Dam - looks ok. Lovely music. Wish i had some time to play it.
I'm nearly through Lara Croft GO. Sweet :)
#230 posted by Kinn [86.152.167.63] on 2016/08/06 13:09:48
this thread title seems to be acting as a spam magnet
 Would You Like To Meet Hot Singles In Your Area?
#231 posted by starbuck [86.136.237.59] on 2016/08/11 16:26:14
if so reply to this post with your credit card number and expiry date plz
#235 posted by metlslime [67.161.57.57] on 2016/08/25 10:47:45
here's a non-spam post:
http://www.kongregate.com/games/targaciej/klocki
small puzzle game that starts slow but gets more complicated after the first group of levels. Haven't finished it yet so i don't know how complex it gets.
 Ah
#236 posted by ijed [152.172.232.105] on 2016/08/25 13:37:46
That's pretty nice.
The start is kind of deceiving in a good way.
 Aw
#237 posted by ijed [152.172.232.105] on 2016/08/25 14:08:16
It kind of stops just when it's gathering momentum.
 More Levels On Steam; Another Game By The Dev
#238 posted by primal (nli) [81.175.152.198] on 2016/08/25 14:49:54
It's a demo, kind of. There is a version on Steam with different levels that's pretty cheap (.99 € here).
http://steamcommunity.com/app/499440
Another game, called Hook, by the same author is also on Steam.
http://steamcommunity.com/app/367580
And it too has a flash demo version on Kongregate.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/targaciej/hook
These are fun little puzzlers.
 Hook
#239 posted by Pritchard [131.170.5.5] on 2016/08/26 01:52:34
Hook broke me after a little while. Very challenging game (or very dumb player)
 #235
#246 posted by Newhouse [109.240.146.87] on 2016/09/09 00:24:21
Very addictive game, makes you feel a bit smarter after playing couple minutes.
 Downwell
#252 posted by Drew [96.52.66.66] on 2016/10/27 02:55:04
fucking perfect as everyone says.
 Downwell
#253 posted by Kinn [81.140.185.152] on 2016/10/27 12:07:06
Had to look it up. Hmmm. Let's see...
- Retro graphics and sound taken to the absolute extreme (3-colour palette pixel art) - CHECK
- Randoml-sorry-PROCEDURALLY generated levels? CHECK
- "Unforgiving roguelike gameplay" where you are meant to "learn the game by dying repeatedly" - CHECK
It feels like I've played this game before I've even played it.
 It's A Fun Game
#254 posted by FifthElephant [31.94.211.174] on 2016/10/27 13:55:31
But it certainly hits a lot of the points kinn makes
 Yo Yo Yo Hit Me With The Android Shizzle.
#256 posted by Shambler [81.151.133.185] on 2016/12/25 23:08:06
My Chromebook can now use Android apps after a year of being cripple by ChromeOS's pitiful non-selection of rubbish apps. Woofuckinghoo.
So I need a photo editor (as close to Photoshop as poss), a video editor (as close to Windows Movie Maker as poss), and as many good looking strategy / RPG games as you lot can recommend. Isometric Diablo-clones and RTS-lites very welcome. Absolutely NO village sims nor retro-pixel BS THANKS
 Pokémon Go
#257 posted by czg [213.113.209.223] on 2016/12/29 21:51:20
 Seriously?!
#258 posted by Mugwump [80.215.99.38] on 2016/12/29 21:53:16
 No.
#259 posted by mfx [78.55.74.33] on 2016/12/29 22:26:03
 Thz Guys Also F.U.
#260 posted by Shambler [217.71.204.143] on 2016/12/30 09:50:43
Come on someone must have some ideas. Got Warhammer Quest, Icewind Dale, Shadowrun, Dawn Of Titans, Xenowork and WH40K Drop Assault to try but would still appreciate recommendations.
 Spacehulk
#261 posted by FifthElephant [213.205.253.54] on 2016/12/30 15:30:45
Was bought but I have barely touched it
 Wassat Under?
#262 posted by Shambler [217.71.204.143] on 2016/12/30 19:44:25
Didn't see it.....not sure it would be useful as although it's ideally suited I got plenty of da hulk on the PC Version.
 Warhammer Quest.
#263 posted by Shambler [88.111.214.216] on 2017/01/11 11:15:14
Been liking this quite a bit. Nice graphics, very easily controllable, decent Warhammer theme, you pay for the game so you can actually play it without too much BS getting in the way, the tactics-lite are enjoyable. Seems just the sort of game that works perfectly on tablet.
I would prefer a rotatable 3D view for a better atmosphere, also more dramatic / well-themed dungeon designs would be good. Also seems a bit easy on medium but that's okay.
 My Kingdom For A Princess
#264 posted by Bloughsburgh [75.151.243.225] on 2017/01/13 12:22:43
Last mobile game I remember actually completing. Fun resource allocating puzzle game that does not need in-game purchases to complete.
That's when Amazon had free apps of the day...bleh.
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