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Stalkers' Corner ^tm
Ok, so you see I've been busy and stuff, but like I just might do something constructive sometime soon, really. Oh and here's an update on the previous list of activities. The data unit is done and I'm about 22% through with my second one here, so perhaps I'll find something more than a nice highly processed chunk of nothingness in this unit. Man imagine if you were the one to actually get the data unit that found E.T. I bet you'd get laid all the time. and you could write a novel about how you bravely downloaded SETI and got the right data unit. Hmm, that'd be kinda short, but you could beef it up with IRC logs of various TFers being retards. So anyways, thats that. Plus I'm officially done with school. I took my exams and all that, and now I just have the graduation ceremony Thursday. I'll be expecting presents from you hoes. Scatterblak, Sentinel, and the entire crew of BTEG especially.
Ok, what else? Uh, oh the senior paper is obviously done along with my required volunteer work. For the stalkers in the crowd, the report required us to relate an author's works with his/her life. Everyone else was ghey and chose Shakespeare and Steinbeck and Fitzgerald. I, of course, went for Stephen King. So I wrote 8 pages about how he was twisted and a geek as a kid.
Oh and the pimpage is coming along nicely now. So thats all good.

Damned Straight, my man
Allright well I hate agreeing with Sentinal/No Kami on most everything because it just is too fun to get in arguments with him. Anyways, I ahve to agree. There's no really good sites around anymore. All the good TF sites have died and are now rotting on their DNS's. What the hell happened to the good sites like Keeg's and the Tree? You got news and pretty colors and all sorts of stuff. Now you just surf and you get a choice. Straight-forward news, or sites about nothing in general. What I wouldn't give for a sCary of TF. I mean Blue's News is cool and all, but sCary just owns you all. Anyways what I'm trying to say is, Potato revive the Tree, we need it. Scat, crack the whip and get your newsies posting. And GibKeeg, where in God's name did you go to?
Oh well, if that doesn't work out then I'll just have to pick fights with members of the community to revive my interest....

Stuff that doesn't suck

• redpaw's latest crack-induced update.
• Standing in the Sun's free mp3s
• Phatty hawaiian shirts, but only if I'm wearing 'em, and only about 1% of the hawaiian shirt stock.

Procrastination's the key!
I'm in the mood for a fairy tale. So here goes one of my favorite contemporary classics...

Once upon a time, there was a lad named Chris. He was an intelligent fellow and had a variety of interests. This boy, however,had a terrible time keeping himself on track. He would constantly put things off, break promises, and lag behind in his schoolwork. All the adults around him told him what a "lazy ass" he was, and how he was so "dissapointing to see someone so smart, put so little effort into his work." Now Chris, being the laid back man he was, took this all in stride. He postponed his homework, delayed his Detail Duty, and loitered on his level. And then all of a sudden it hit him all at the same time. He had to take final exams, make up his school work, do his mandatory volunteer work, write his senior paper, finish his promised map, pimp it to his girl, idle in IRC, find aliens, and update his webpage. All within the small timeframe of 2 - 3 weeks. So Chris buckled down and he set himself to doing these tasks. As of today he is still doing these tasks. As you read this he is updating his page. He's done with his finals. He's made up most of his homework. He's slowly pimping it. He's done 12 hours of volunteer work. He's 11% done in his search for Aliens. He's idling in IRC. And lastly, he has begun the slow process of writing his senior paper. Within 2 weeks all this shall be done, I say. And he'll live happily ever after.....

Havoc
I decided the map was close enough to plop the bases together and give her a playtest whirl. Unfortunately Mr. QBSP didn't like that and now I got a leak. When I get some free time I'll try and find it, but it makes no sense that it created one...

Pimpage
These people own you, or will soon own you. You must worship them:
Potato[CE]
Scatterblak
Cableless
Albatross
Ratchet
Yasmine Bleeth

That is all.

Unofficial "Official" Channel
I feel like being an ass today so....

Today I receieved in my mailbox the usual assortment of spam, and mailing list emails. One of these lists being the Planetfortress editors' mailing list. So I quickly scanned the few emails to get the gist of them and bam I hit a strnage one. Apparently there is now a #planetfortress on GamesNet. But there is more to it my friends...
Anywho, a couple people were confused why the various PF people had never heard of this so-called "official" channel. Spif replies that he hasn't heard about it, so there seems to be a problem. Anyways while doing this I was in #tfbarandgrill (go there now dammit) and decided to check out this channel. So I hop in and it's me Chanserv and [MM]Sniper. Obviously [MM]Sniper started this channel, as he's the only one there and a few people said so in the various emails. So I hop in and see this incredible scene of lameness, proclaim "mad ghey" and leave. A minute later Sniper msg's me with simply a question mark.
I proceed to enumerate the extreme gayness of starting an official PF channel without actually telling the guys at PF and the fact that he hasn't even done anything for PF yet. I was calm and polite, yet I recieve a hardy "um, go fuck yerself asshole". So I get a little perturbed but maintain my cool...
I explain to him it IS my business after he tells me to mind my own. I then try to email him a copy of the complaint from PF's mailing list and Spif's reply (both sent to me on the PF mailing list, which our friend [MM]Sniper isn't on). I get accused of being the guy who sent the complaint and making up Spif's reply. OK, sure buddy.
So this continues for a little bit, and he decides he can't deal with reality so he quickly bans me, a PF member, from PF's super-leet "official" channel. But I am not the first PF member to be banned you see. Sailorfrag was also apparently banned, another PF member. Oops and hypor too. There's 3.
So a few buds of mine in #tfbarandgrill hop on over and begin to tell Sniper how lame he really is, and they quickly also get banned. That'd be Pennywise and Sex. I ask about this lad, and apparently he's also got a bone to pick with Jeff and Bowdown.
Here's a small excerpt from the man, the myth, Sniper:

<[MM]Sniper> gee
<[MM]Sniper> let me guess
<[MM]Sniper> u guys are here because of UnCoolGuy
<Engineer> I'm here because I'm hateful and unfriendly
<[MM]Sniper> then go away

<CPF|SgtCoolGuy> because people were asking why there was an official IRC chan for PF when
they weren't informed, and then Spif replied that he didn't even know you started it
<[MM]Sniper> well I have
<[MM]Sniper> and I haven't seen him on ICQ since I did, thats y I have not conteacted him
<[MM]Sniper> email is to non live
<[MM]Sniper> hard to argue..
<CPF|SgtCoolGuy> uhm
<CPF|SgtCoolGuy> sure

Update
Forgot a few things last time. PF already has an official channel at irc.planetfortress.com #planetfortress. Also, #planetfortress on GamesNet is now so l33t that it's invite only. Exclusive channel, you know, can't have these wayward IRC people stumbling in.

Ok, now Sniper is really cool. Guess what? I've just been disconnected by a "connection reset by peer" error about 6 times in a row, and I finally get in and the same thing's happening to my partner in crime, Pennywise. Bam, there goes Penny again, then Jeff, then me again. "Mad ghey"