Team Fortress Classic

=The Flag is in our Yard=, the the fast capper cries,

‘Twas unfortunate, thereover a stray EMP flies.


=Affirmative=, the rocketing frontal Soldier barks,

As the teams Medic conced in a sweeping arc.


Naturally all chaos ensues from the heart of the server,

The scramble for victory will end in gibs and murder.


Once the sound of explosions and gunfire dies down,

The whole area is covered in red, black and a weird shade of brown.


=I Need Backup=, a battle-worn HW Guy staggers out,

Clasping the nme flag, his team has surely won without doubt.


But alas just as the lucky guy was about to cap,

The server decides to crash, and someone said ‘Crap’.


And if you could understand what I was on about,

I congratulate you with a hearty shout;


‘Thou art indeed quite l337!’


- [KILLEX-Sgt]Spud[DS]