Features | Polls | April 9, 2000

What exactly makes the concussion grenade in TFC send medics &scouts flying?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Mexican jumping beans
48
10.7%
Air
54
12%
Faery dust
54
12%
A reverse black hole
74
16.5%
This is dumb question. Who came up with this?
119
26.6%
The ghosts of former original TF players who never picked up TFC
98
21.9%

Webzter-TPF-: I've always thought the scout might be a faery...hey, that's a fun word to say faery, faery, faery
Slick: Think of your happy thoughts...

Point A and Point B are 10 Kilometers apart. If a Scout at Point A is traveling at a speed of 40 KPH and an HWGuy at Point B is traveling at a speed of 5 KPH, at what distance from Point A will they meet?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Never, the HWGuy doesn't move at 5 KPH, he moves at 0.05 KPH
81
18%
The HWGuy wouldn't even move, he would go to the nearest doughnut shop and wait for the Scout
174
38.8%
What a waste of a good poll question...Let me ask people which class has the worst B.O.
44
9.8%
This question is too hard, how could Slick allow it as a poll question?
27
6%
Who the hell came up with this?
62
13.8%
8.75 km (WHAT?! THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! Where's my calculator?)
60
13.3%

Webzter-TPF-: I was never good at math, I would switch to soldier and bounce them both into the lava
Slick: See, this is why I want a degree in Gaming, just so my parents understand that I'm the best at playing games.

Which class would be the best apostle to christ?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Scout : check out all of Judeah for heathans and possessed people.
15
3.4%
Sniper: pick-off the Pharaseses while Jesus is preaching to avoid conflict.
62
14.1%
Soldier: personal bodyguard and security. lacks in preforming background
19
4.3%
checks on other apostles.
23
5.2%
DemoMan: Take out a riotous crowd with the detpack
46
10.4%
Medic: Heal Jesus from that crucifixion..messy
55
12.5%
HWguy: Take out those roman soldiers in one spinup.
32
7.2%
Pyro: someone gotta cook for the king of kings...be sure its Kosher.
37
8.4%
Spy: betray Jesus for 30 pieces of silver
79
17.9%
Engineer: build sandals for the other apostles.
71
16.1%

Webzter-TPF-: Broccoli!
Slick: Me and JC go way back.

Is there such thing as a good poll question?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I think so
60
13.5%
No
50
11.2%
Broccoli
213
48%
I can't believe Slick wasted a whole poll question just on this. (Clicking sound of safety being turned off)
120
27%

Webzter-TPF-: Shoot, I can't use my last answer again....I think if you all flooded Slick with poll questions, we won't force him to use filler questions
Slick: I've got a flood in my pants - err, flood pants, err umm thingy.

Which class would you like to play as in SP Half-Life, if you could without the game messing up?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Scout - Poor little Grunt, can't keep up with me!
9
2%
Sniper - Heh heh heh, little unsuspecting headcrab... Yes, that's it,
80
17.9%
play with the red spot.
6
1.3%
Soldier - Hey, how come I can't guide my rocket with a cool laser?
21
4.7%
Demoman - Go ahead, you little assassin whore. You know you have to
57
12.8%
cross that yellow line to get me.
4
0.8%
Medic - Anthrax? Ha! I'm gonna give the damned government a REAL reason
23
5.1%
to vaccinate grunts!
3
0.6%
HWGuy - Mmmm... slave-meat sandwhich.
36
8%
Pyro - Headcraaaaabs roasting on an opeeeen fire...
44
9.8%
Spy - What? No! I didn't kill Private Ryan! Honestly. Hey, turn around,
48
10.7%
I think you have a spider on your back...
4
0.8%
Engineer - "Grenade! Wait, that's not a grenade, it's a pentagon er
23
5.1%
someth --" BOOM!
3
0.6%
The Prez - The Umbrella: Not just for stopping rain anymore!
84
18.8%

Webzter-TPF-: RandomPC, baybeee!!! Keep those aliens guessing...although, I've always wanted to play a defenseless politician too
Slick: True old school people know TF was a single player add on originally.

When you come across a pornographic spraypaint in a TFC game, what do you do?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Spray your porno paint right next to it
74
16.6%
Spray a picture of Slick
38
8.5%
Make sweet sweet love with your character to the picture.
53
11.9%
Put a nice "censor" scortch mark from your rocket launcher
116
26.1%
Call for mommy
15
3.3%
Look at it until someone kills you
79
17.7%
Look at it and type with one hand (if you do this you are a sick, sick person)
63
14.1%
quit
6
1.3%

Webzter-TPF-: Broccoli!
Slick: I've never noticed a porno logo in HL, must just be on the wrong servers...

PlanetFortress has redesign on the mind, if we go with the new 'Planet' look, how would you feel?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Completely Awesome!
175
39.7%
I like the look, just wish every one wasn't the same, but overall I'm for it!
136
30.9%
I like the look, just wish every one wasn't the same, and for that reason I'm against it!
66
15%
I simply don't like that layout.
63
14.3%

Webzter-TPF-: What Slick 'forgot' to mention, he wants everything to be redone in pink and mauve.
Slick: Frusia!!!!

How long does it take before Slick notices that the poll has been up for three months?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
3 Months..
254
56.6%
Jan Kjetil Myklebust!
194
43.3%

Webzter-TPF-: Most of us who talk to Slick on a regular basis assume he's in a coma. So, he may never know
Slick: [is passed out and in a puddle of drool, unable to comment]





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