If an enemy engineer shows up with a monstrous bulldozer, what would you do?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
"Duh! Snipe him of course!"	63	15.5%
"A detpack outta do it"	58	14.3%
"Don't worry. He'll never ever get across the bridge anyway."	60	14.8%
"EMPs tend to destroy electical systems"	68	16.8%
"Order Slick to stand in front of the enemy base, hoping the engineer will notice him and destroy his own base"	72	17.8%
"Call the cops cause the bulldozer is stolen"	83	20.5%

Webzter-TPF-: Switch to the new lawyer class, file an injunction against him on behalf of the EPA (enviromental impact study not completed), Army Corp of Engineers (floodplain alterations not studied), Valve (altering maps without a proper building permit), and OSHA (operating without a heavy equipment license). The litigation alone will frag him.
DieHard: Couldn't he just run over Slick?
Slick: Red.

If you could choose any weapon for any class, what would it be?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Scout with a Rocketlauncher!	58	14.4%
HW Guy with sniper rifle - Aim slow but hit good... who cares 'bout some fleshwounds?	11	2.7%
Engineer with AC - Always wanted to try how my sentry works.	24	5.9%
Spy with medkit - -MEEDIC! -Sure! -WTF! You infected me!	101	25.1%
Pyro with grenadelauncher - If I fill these grenades with gas, I would make a great fire.	13	3.2%
Prez with anything - PAYBACKTIME	195	48.5%

Webzter-TPF-: The Slick class with the patented Beanie-Baby(tm)-of-Death(tm) launcher. (You may laugh now, but you will bow before it's might!@@~!!@!!!!11*Sedative? Thank you doctor*)
DieHard: Give the prez a gun. It truely is payback time.
Slick: When Slick gets made fun of; everybody wins.

Which TF character would make the best porno star?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Scout, He's faaaaasst	7	1.7%
Soldier, is that a rocket launcher in your pocket or are you happy to see me?	35	8.7%
Medic, Heal me baby	12	2.9%
HWguy 100% Grade A	27	6.7%
Sniper, Great aim *wink wink*	28	6.9%
Engy, He sure can drill	37	9.2%
Pyro, do I even need to say it?	23	5.7%
Spy, he can be all the classes, it just makes sense..	85	21.1%
DemoMan, Dy-No-Miiite	42	10.4%
I don't feel right..	106	26.3%

Webzter-TPF-: Broccoli! (Oh, new poll? Hmmm....). We talking gay porn or straight porn? Medic for the first, sniper for the second.
DieHard: I find this distrubing.. =p
Slick: Hiding from the question will not conseal your true feelings guys.

Who would win the gold medal in a race?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
scout - damn, hes fast	60	15%
sniper - takes everyone out of the race from the start line with his sniper rife	17	4.2%
soldier - "slow and steady wins the race"	3	0.7%
demoman - throws all mirvs and normal grenades, producing enough lag so that only he can move	57	14.3%
medic - those horizontal conc jumps really give that extra boost of speed	36	9%
spy - hes got the tranq gun and hallucination grenades...	28	7%
engineer - builds himself a car	89	22.3%
the three man team of pyro/hw guy/can of beans - think about it	66	16.5%
the prez - get one of his bodyguards to carry him	27	6.7%
slick -...............(hey, it could happen -- oh wait, no it couldn't)	15	3.7%

< Webzter-TPF-: Well, the prez is always used to running. Just put a sniper at the start...to, umm, encourage the prez on his race.
DieHard: Engineer all the way!
Slick: Sweet! I didn't auctually get last!

How many containers of water/caffinated drinks/beer are sitting beside your computer?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
none- I keep my computer desk tidy	27	6.6%
none- I never eat or drink in front of the computer - it could cause electrical dammage (ohh spank me daddy, I've been bad.)	15	3.7%
1	17	4.2%
2	24	5.9%
3	31	7.6%
4	12	2.9%
5	8	1.9%
6	11	2.7%
7	11	2.7%
8	6	1.4%
9	4	0.9%
10	9	2.2%
I'm buried in them	93	23%
This question sucks	135	33.4%

Webzter-TPF-: My computer doesn't drink, so none are by it...now, my desk on the other hand, is covered with stacks of empty coke and mountain dew (I built a replica of 2fort with them).
DieHard: 33.4% says it all =)
Slick: Screw you guys; i have 25 empty cans (from this weekend) alone!

If Planetfortress sponsored a contest.and the prize involved Slick. The Slick prize would be;

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Get an email from slick.	2	0.5%
Don't get email from slick.	64	16%
Get an autographed twinkie from Slick.	36	9%
Slick would be your bodyguard in a 2fort game.	15	3.7%
You get to personally frag Slick in front of all the other players (several times)	56	14%
Slick would write an article about how good of a player you are.	33	8.2%
Slick would write an article about, "How you taught Slick to play, TFC".	72	18%
Get a Planetfortress T-shirt.	122	30.5%

Webzter-TPF-: Well, everyone is already used to fragging Slick in front of all the other players, and we know he already sucked all the filling out of the twinkie. Hopefully he's too flooded with poll questions to have time to pester you with an email. I would never ask him to lie and write about me being any good....hmm, how about newsie access to the front page for a week?
DieHard: Who the heck were the two ppl who voted for an email!?
Slick: I'll script a bot for those two who want an email for a prize It'll be like:
Yo! Word up, this is not a bot emailing you because Slick is to lazy to truely produce prizes for a contest. He just has me err him doing this because it's cool. -- Hmm nevermind.

Favorite Add Campaign?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Make 7, Up Yours!	120	30%
WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSUUUUUP!?!	142	35.5%
Dial 10-10-MASHTHEFREAKINGKEYPAD	138	34.5%

Webzter-TPF-: I would like to exercise my ability to be anal right now and point out that there is no 'p' in the Bud commercials (you try and say wazzap like they are, can't be done)....=)
DieHard: WWHHHHHAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZzzzzzz uuuuuuupppppp!?!
Slick: Webzter is 100% correct, there is no "p" in the Wasup commercials, I have learned the art of exactly copying two of the characters voices, I can preform them perfectly, but I can't get Doogie's down yet.