Features | Polls | July 5, 1999

Have you ever played TF over AOL?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yeah, it rocked!
2
0.9%
Yeah, and my name was Player and +mlook means nothing to me.
2
0.9%
Yeah, and for one moment, one shining moment, I received a packet from the server. I still treasure it to this day.
14
6.9%
No, I know better than to do that.
23
11.4%
No, I wouldn't be caught dead using AOL.
112
55.7%
I once got better gameplay using two cups and a string.
48
23.8%

: I try to play over AOL every once in a while... It makes you appreciate what you think is a bad connection!
Spaceman Spif: I try to play over AOL every once in a while... It makes you appreciate what you think is a bad connection!
DieHard: Never installed AOL... my god i should just slap you for asking.
Slick: *smak* OWWWWWW DieHard, that hurt!

When you join a public server, you join which team?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
team red, always
10
4.9%
team blue, always
8
3.9%
auto team, always
76
37.4%
the team that is ahead (i can't lose)
6
2.9%
the team that is behind (i try to help them out)
38
18.7%
the team with less people (i think even teams are a must)
58
28.5%
the team with more people (i can't lose)
1
0.4%
whichever team i join when i am slamming my keyboard because i hate lag (or am using AOL)
6
2.9%

: You can never go wrong with autoteam!
Spaceman Spif: You can never go wrong with autoteam!
DieHard: I like to pick the team with less players, that way i can kill more ppl.
Slick: If we all autoteamed, the world would be a better place.

When are constantly getting killed by a sniper, you

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
become a sniper and cap his ass
60
29.5%
become a spy and stab him in the back
65
32%
become an hwguy and flail bullets in his direction
6
2.9%
become a scout and run away, run away
3
1.4%
become an engineer and build a sentry gun because you are sick of offense
9
4.4%
become a soldier and hail rockets at him
25
12.3%
become pyro and hail rockets at him
10
4.9%
become medic and attempt to give him a disease, knowing he will prolly cap your ass again
9
4.4%
get mad, say he is cheating
3
1.4%
join his team
0
0%
cry
13
6.4%
quit
0
0%

: I shut down the computer and kick the cat.
Spaceman Spif: I shut down the computer and kick the cat.
DieHard: I have to go spy and keep killing him.
Slick: I'm never constantly killed by a sniper. And I'm willing to prove it!

What do you think about grenade spamming?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I do it all the time
34
17%
I don't do it but I don't mind if other people do
81
40.5%
I don't do it and I get mad at spammers
71
35.5%
I hate it, and whatever they do with grenades in TF2 will make me mad becuase I'm that way.
14
7%

Spaceman Spif: Pineapples and spam, isn't that the new entree on "Cooking with Emeril"
Slick: DieHard took the 5th, I prefer to time the grenade to blow up in their face :)

In an endurance race, who would win?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Scout
49
24%
HWG
30
14.7%
Soldier
29
14.2%
Engineer
6
2.9%
Demoman
17
8.3%
Spy
12
5.8%
Medic
45
22%
Sniper
11
5.3%
Pyro
5
2.4%

Spaceman Spif: Ever try to kill a HWguy? Those are some fortified mo-fo's
DieHard: Engineer, how can it -not- be an engineer?!
Slick: The Scout is a sprinter, can't do long distances, I'll go with medic, he's got the steriods and other magical drugs to keep him going.

In a Pie eating contest who would win?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Scout
4
1.9%
HWG
140
68.6%
Soldier
3
1.4%
Engineer
14
6.8%
Demoman
6
2.9%
Spy
0
0%
Medic
3
1.4%
Sniper
5
2.4%
Pyro
2
0.9%
The Hal
27
13.2%

Spaceman Spif: The prezident! You expect anything less from that lard arse?
DieHard: I would have to agree with spif here.
Slick: I should have included a prez option, but I still think The Hal could take him!

What does the president do when he gets to his van?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
flees the war-torn country
10
4.9%
gets killed by a spy who was hiding in the back seat
63
30.8%
goes to an important meeting
4
1.9%
goes to an important meeting, with his intern..
92
45%
ewwww you guys are sick!
35
17.1%

Spaceman Spif: Eat a dozen pies in practice for certain contests.
DieHard: I think the intern is in the van.
Slick: Spif gets the medal on this one. DieHard does to :P

Why is that blue and red are in a war?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
conflicting issues... color of their clothes
95
46.5%
land disputes
15
7.3%
religion
49
24%
where are the peacekeepers?
45
22%

Spaceman Spif: Why not? (answering a question with a question... heh)
DieHard: I think they are Canadian & US fashion police waging the war for good taste everywhere.
Slick: I don't matter I just kill!





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