Features | Polls | July 31, 1999

Do you use a timer for concussion jumping?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yes
42
15.8%
No
100
37.7%
Maybe
6
2.2%
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to infect you. ;)
44
16.6%
I don't know, but if I see one more flying medic, I'm committing myself. Gotta lay off those gas grenades...
73
27.5%

SpudBoy: Nope, I just use my third hand to start and stop a stop watch. Umm, that can sound kinda bad, can't it?
: I bet I know what you NORMALLY use that third hand for. And its not for playing TFC.
Slick: Zorak Remember to enter your name! -- I'm leaving his entries blank just so you all can mock him! :)

How do you use grenades in TF/TFC?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I toss 'em all over the place and hope someone is dumb enough to run over one.
16
6%
I fling 'em over battlements every time I pass underneath.. durn snipers!
26
9.7%
I prime the suckers and blow people up when they least expect it.
53
19.9%
I combine primed grenades and my primary weapon, thereby making me a lethal killing machine. (When I don't forget about the prime and blow myself up.. doh!)
87
32.7%
I hurl mirvs at the other teams' respawn so I can score cheapo kills. Whee!
9
3.3%
Fear my EMP.
69
25.9%
Grenades are for weenies.
6
2.2%

SpudBoy: I usually just blow myself up anyway, so I gave up on them a while back after I lost my hand.
: I got this special grenade, its a secret. Wait 3 seconds in a LAN, then unplug his computer. Powerful.
Slick: Grenades are my primary weapon.

Sometimes we wonder how y'all feel about current issues. Sometimes we Sometimes we really fear the results. Dive in, read up... It's generally a laugh a minute. -- Where does the quote come from?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Icky School
6
2.2%
Planetsomethingorwrather
31
11.7%
President Clinton
11
4.1%
Milosevic
13
4.9%
Some bevereage
10
3.7%
SailerScout
4
1.5%
Spaceman Spiff
21
7.9%
Spudboy
3
1.1%
Slick
17
6.4%
all of the above
38
14.3%
what is that quote supposed to mean?
46
17.4%
I'm sorry, did not answer in the form of a question, there all wrong!
64
24.2%

KingNothing: 46
SpudBoy: Hey, nobody voted for me yet! By the time these are posted, I better have a vote!
: Ummmm, Zorak?????????? Everyone would vote for Zorak!
Slick: I belive this was by Phrogman, the first operator of the Polls... (or it could be Spif hell, I don't know :)

What's the most adrenaline pumping class?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Scout- Nothing beats running for your life, knowing a single shot can kill you!
33
12.3%
Spy- Waltzing throug a whole room of enemies gets my blood pumping!
65
24.3%
Soldier- The thrill of running headlong into battle turns me into a chest-bounding apeman!
14
5.2%
HW Guy- The terror of knowing I can only take three sniper shots to the head keep me on my toes!
3
1.1%
Medic- When you're running around with a first-aid kit as a wepon, you know the true meaning of life!
5
1.8%
Engineer- That bright yellow hard-hat makes you a moving target!
5
1.8%
Pyro- There's a blood-chilling fear in knowing that your class is completely useless! [Ed Note: Its a support class that I kick ass with!!!]
13
4.8%
Sniper- Hiding in shadows, waiting for just the right moment, you're constantly the edge of your loft!
25
9.3%
Demoman- When you're setting your detpack, you're on constant alert for a spy to tranq you! Hoisted by your own petard!
6
2.2%
The Pres.- I HAVE A DAMN UMBRELLA TO FIGHT WITH!
58
21.7%
Hours in front of a computer have desensitized me to any emotion.
26
9.7%
Is adrenaline a sports drink? I don't play sports, I have a video game to master!
14
5.2%

KingNothing: Spectator - Sure, you have to make your own sound effects and visualize your kills... but it beats getting whupped!
SpudBoy: There's not a Mary Poppins character... Heh, there's a REAL umbrella for ya!
: RANDOM PC!!!! Cause you never know who you will be!
Slick: Zorak.. I laugh every time I see that you forgot your name :P

What do you think of TFC player-made maps?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
There are player-made maps for TFC?
13
4.9%
I don't use them because I get enough enjoyment out of Valve's maps anyways.
9
3.4%
I don't use them because they're a pain to install.
3
1.1%
I don't use them because most servers run only Valve maps.
29
11%
I don't use them because I rule on Valve maps and I'd suck while learning a new one.
1
0.3%
I use one or two highly-rated player-made maps.
41
15.5%
I use a handful of player-made maps or get Radium's Top Ten
98
37.2%
I love them and my hard drive is full of them.
69
26.2%

SpudBoy: They're the wave of the future!
: Yep, I cant wait until someone converts all the Wolf 3d maps!
Slick: Bursting with em I am.

If you (as a spy) could disguise as a non-living entity, what would it be?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
A pizza box - enemy will flock to you
14
5.2%
A rock - heck, why not!
35
13.2%
A bush - just like in the movies!
18
6.7%
The Kool-Aid Dude
69
26%
One of those vending machines that are so darn popular with mappers!
102
38.4%
Other
27
10.1%

SpudBoy: A garden hose. Definately a garden hose.
: Hmmm... garden hose... Grrrrrrrrrreat idea! Hey, anybody got a prefab for that?
Slick: I wish I could have the abilities of the terminator in T2.. that would be hella cool, just toch something and you can look just like it, hehe blen in with the wall, or be an invisible wall!

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
yes
111
41.5%
no
11
4.1%
this is too complicated for a poll question
59
22%
all of the above
86
32.2%

KingNothing: Better Question, do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?
SpudBoy: In the end, we must succumb to the ways of Slick's stupid questions.
Slick: Next person who calls my questions stupid will get smacked!
: thats so 5t00p1d! 5t00p1d! 5t00p1d! 5t00p1d! 5t00p1d!
: SMACK!!!!!!!!
Zorak: I'm sorry, I'm retarted, first I forget to enter my name in the CGI scripting beacuse I'm so stupid, then I go and insult the greatness that is known as Slick. Ohh yes, I am Slick's bitch.
Slick: You heard it here first, Zorak is my BIATCH!!!!





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