Features | Polls | September 11, 1999

What is the most fun thing to do?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Backstab a sniper.
69
19.1%
Kill a hw guy with a fully charged head shot.
37
10.2%
Setting a whole group of people on fire.
26
7.2%
Beating someone to death with your umbrella and screaming "FEAR MY UMBRELLA, BITCH!"
99
27.5%
Becoming a Medic and infecting the entire enemy team (Cuz they are too stupid to either change one of them to medic, or kill themselves)
83
23%
Beating a LPB in a sniper duel (especially when pinging 500+)
46
12.7%

Slick: I should have included a cow tippin' option..

Do you believe in reincarnation?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yeah sure! I always reincarnate in TF, and as a different class.
61
17%
No way! Thatīs just a damn taboo for suckers that have a religion.
37
10.3%
Do you mean respawn?
149
41.6%
I will tell you the day of my death.
70
19.5%
What the hell is that? A new trademark of condoms?
41
11.4%

Slick: When I play random pc I reincarnate as a different class every time.

Which character would win in a staring contest?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Scout - I don't know, would be a long shot..he couldn't stay
5
1.3%
still for too long
16
4.4%
Sniper - this is what he does anyway..looks at one spot for a long time
142
39.6%
Soldier - the army trains for moments like this
3
0.8%
Demoman - one eye is easier than 2, plus he can keep calm with a cigarrete
21
5.8%
Medic - all he has is 2 eyes, and he knows how to use them
9
2.5%
HwGuy - just like anytime, barely moves
25
6.9%
Pyro - that bee suit would get itchy after a while
3
0.8%
Spy - he could confuse the other person by changing colors.
26
7.2%
Engineer -he could have a sentry gun that kept brushing back and forth against the back of the person
15
4.1%
Observer - What would the opponent stare at?
20
5.5%
Whoever has the whopper patch.
73
20.3%

Slick: Whoever has the patch..

What kind of hair does the engineer have under that helmet?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Blonde
6
1.6%
Brown
26
7.3%
Red/Blue/Yellow/Green. Team colors.
26
7.3%
A VERY large afro.
103
29%
He ran into the pyro and lost all his hair, why do you think he wears a helmet?
47
13.2%
His helmet IS his hair.
70
19.7%
It doesn't really matter, he'll be decapitated in a few minutes anyways.
63
17.7%
Don't talk about hair, I am a balding middle aged man who plays too many video games.
13
3.6%

Slick: He's bald.

What Contolers do you use to play TF?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
With the mouse and keyboard
285
79.6%
With a joystick
5
1.3%
With a controller made for FPS games
0
0%
With a controller NOT made for FPS games
2
0.5%
With my telepathic powers
66
18.4%

Slick: Mouse and Keyboard - The only way to go.

What weapon is the most degrading weapon to get killed by?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
The spanner (wrench)
46
12.9%
The Flamethrower/Incinerary Cannon
5
1.4%
The crowbar
3
0.8%
The Medics Medipack (not disease)
5
1.4%
A level 1 sentry gun while you are a HW.
32
8.9%
The railgun
12
3.3%
A conc. grenade (fall too far)
18
5%
A caltrop
76
21.3%
The tranq. gun
29
8.1%
The Umbrella! many dignified snipers have been driven to suicide
83
23.3%
by an umbrella death from that weakling the Prez!!!
47
13.2%

Slick: Hmmm that umbrella answer got split in half... whups :)

Triscuts or Wheathins?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Triscuts!
67
18.8%
Wheathins!
60
16.8%
Ritz!
229
64.3%

Slick: Wheathins go great with anything.





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