Features | Polls | November 20, 1999

Why does everyone find it so hard to write poll questions?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
We just like to annoy Slick
91
20.4%
We're too busy playing TF(C) to spend a minute writing questions.
180
40.4%
Creativity, what's that?
118
26.5%
I do write poll questions. They just suck too bad for Slick to use.
56
12.5%

The Hal: I find it hard to write anything. I ran out of sharp pencils and the pencil sharpener is broke. The pen is out of ink...
Slick: I run the polls, isn't that enough?

What is the best grenade?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
MIRV - Oh my GOOODD!!!! RUN!!!
155
34.2%
Hallucinogen - Look at the pretty colours... \-)
40
8.8%
Nail Grenade - Arg, i forgot I shot that.. ow, ow, ow, self kill
17
3.7%
EMP - Hehehe
186
41.1%
Da bog standard - never fails to frag.
54
11.9%

The Hal: That would be the atomic grenade, soon to be released in an update along with the Nuclear tipped rockets.
Slick: Birthday presents, (from birthday mode) that was hellacool when people had no idea as to what was going on, and the people running around saying WTF?!? arg ahsdasfdpoiaasdfas fasldkfjasdpiousdlkfajsd;foijpoijajflskd (*)*(& hehe yeah, that was cool...

How many large pizzas can a HWG eat in one sitting?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
One.
2
0.4%
3
60
13.3%
Depends on how many the pyro bakes.
271
60.2%
Its a friggin game, get a clue, he needs no food.
117
26%

The Hal: Is that an eight piece large Pizza or a twelve piece?
Slick: I knew this guy (in High School weird how I keep making references to it in the polls) but he ate 8 large pizzas for a meal, just sorta folded them in half and dug in..

The best weapon in TF is...

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
The Incendiary Cannon.
14
3.1%
The Railgun.
9
1.9%
The Tranquilizer Gun.
7
1.5%
The Umbrella.
55
12.1%
Caltrops.
5
1.1%
Spam.
46
10.1%
The Flag.
12
2.6%
Witty Macros.
30
6.6%
Lag.
76
16.8%
Fear!
17
3.7%
Teamwork.
74
16.4%
Saying, "Slick is my friend," and while everyone is busy typing insults you go and cap the flag.
106
23.5%

The Hal: That would be the soon to be released Nuclear det pack, along with the atomic hypo...
Slick: When Slick gets made fun of, everybody wins!

Do you think more people are submitting poll questions now?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yes
21
4.6%
No
38
8.4%
Beer?
66
14.6%
Beer!
163
36.2%
This question sucks, I should submit my own...but I won't.
162
36%

The Hal: I submit to nothing! We are animals, not people! What was the question???
Slick: *drools*

Which type of Team Fortress do you have?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Team Fortress Classic - Half-Life
270
59.8%
Team Fortress - Quake
32
7%
Team Fortress - Both
129
28.6%
I just constantly search the net for any info on TF2 that I can find.. I don't have time for TF/TFC..
20
4.4%

The Hal: I have them all... I have all the versions too. I have everything and it is good.
Slick: I just recently played the version of QTF that had the pyro axe... tee-hee

If you can buy 60 peanuts for 10 cents each, and can get 5 doughnuts to every 3.64435 peanuts, what color underwear are you wearing?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Is this at a porn club?
157
34.8%
Red
14
3.1%
Blue
22
4.8%
AquaMarine
47
10.4%
Green
18
3.9%
*Sigh & Shake Head* Slick Slick Slick....
193
42.7%

The Hal: That would be 82.319205 dougnuts, but you didn't say how much the doughnuts were.... so I guess I don't wear grundies!
Slick: I don't know what's worse, the fact that Hal took the time to find the answer, or that I took the time to make sure he got it right.





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