Features | Polls | December 4, 1999

Who is the best at taking out sentry's?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Scout
14
3.1%
Sniper
9
1.9%
Soldier
7
1.5%
Demoman
55
12.1%
Medic
46
10.1%
Heavy Weapons Guy
30
6.6%
Pyro
76
16.8%
Spy
17
3.7%
Engineer
74
16.4%
The Prez
106
23.5%

Zorak: Me. Definetly me. Even if im playing observer im still the best.
SailorScout: I feel that an Engineer is the best at getting rid of sentryguns. After all, he not only can dismantle one with one swing of a spanner, but he can also use the trusty EMP grenade to blow it up!
The Hal: A male sentry would be best a taking a female sentry out to the movies. A female sentry would take a male sentry out to a ballet or something silly like that. Oh, that's not quite what you meant is it?
Slick: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..(The Prez!?!) Seriously, I would agree with SS, emp's own.

Do you want to see the Slick's high school picture?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yeah!!
74
16.4%
No
9
1.9%
Huh?
7
1.5%
I don't care
55
12.1%
Only if slick cares.
5
1.1%
Didn't I just frag that guy?
46
10.1%
Isn't he the guy who everyone makes fun of all the time?
12
2.6%
Only if if he looks like Austin Powers
30
6.6%
I want my mom's pic.
76
16.8%
Only if it's porn..
17
3.7%
DEAR GOD NO! I still have that disturbing image stuck in my head from High School.
14
3.1%
I don't remember the question
106
23.5%

Zorak: It took three guys to make this question?
SailorScout: Urrmmmm, my interest in seeing Slick's pic is about as much as my interest in Pokemon hentai.. zero. Really. None! Stop looking at me like that!!!
The Hal: Yes!, I need a new dart board immage...
Slick: Here ya go, I picked the best one (wussy move).. Laugh away.

Are the President and the Hwguy related?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yes, They are brothers.
21
4.6%
Yes, They are father and son
38
8.4%
No, they just look alike
66
14.6%
No, The Prez and The HWGuy are just apart of a huge conspericy against me......
163
36.2%
Set down the turpintine, and slowly back away.
162
36%

Zorak: Nope. Strenght runs in the Hwguy family, something the prez does not have.
SailorScout: Eh? I have no idea; just as long as they don't share interns. :)
The Hal: If they are, the Heavy Weapons Guy will never admit it.
Slick: Stupid like a fox!

What is the next best thing to TF(C)?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Outside
21
4.6%
Some of that good lovin'
38
8.4%
Booze
66
14.6%
Making fun of Slick
163
36.2%
That hottie down the street..
162
36%

Zorak: Making fun of Slick.
SailorScout: Quake3:Arena makes a nice diversion while waiting for TF2.. but actually I think using AOL CDs in interesting ways is the best alternative. You know, as coasters, frisbees, chew toys for your pet, etc
The Hal: If they are, the Heavy Weapons Guy will never admit it.
Slick: Knitting..... I'm serious, you should try it!

If a HWGuy leaves the red base at 12:21 and a pyro leaves the blue base at 12:00, at what time will the medic cap the flag?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
1:30
21
4.6%
I thought this was English class.
38
8.4%
uhm... True??
66
14.6%
What the heck is a "cap"?
163
36.2%
This is a sad sad attempt at a poll question.
162
36%

Zorak: Never. They were playing hunted.
SailorScout: He won't because the Spy from the other team will knife the medic and return the flag!
The Hal: No later than 3:00, thats when General Hospital comes on isn't it? Medics never miss it!
Slick: Knitting..... I'm serious, you should try it!

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Hehe you said wood...
290
59.8%
There is some real ending to this that I can't remember..
139
28.6%
[Insert Slick comment here that everyone loves to laugh at, so long as nobody knows]
20
4.4%

Zorak: I dont know. Divide it by Slicks intelligence and find out. Unless you get a Divide By Zero error that is.
SailorScout: I feel your pain.. this poll just won't end!! Oh wait this is the last question, never mind. At least Zorak isn't making these up.. heheh.
The Hal: I think you had better go ask Peter Piper whom we all know is out picking a peck of pickled peppers.
Slick: Word to your mother.



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