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How long have you been playing TF?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Never - I don't know what I'm doing here either.
63
6.7%
a week
12
1.2%
1 month
39
4.1%
3 months
104
11.1%
6 months
146
15.6%
Since I've been born (9 months)
32
3.4%
1 year
139
14.9%
2 years
282
30.2%
Since the first string of code was laid down.
114
12.2%

Spaceman Spif: Haven't played since the first string, but longer then two years.
Weirdo who forgot to enter his name (Zorak): Same here. I played QW version since it came out, and I tried out the old Quake TF. But back then I stuck to CTF. Who knows why.
SpudBoy: Some time before the Roswell crash. Friends and I used to play it with sticks and screwdrivers.
Slick: Zorak, use the "Enter Your Name Field" for god's sake use the field! :)

Since what version have you been playing TF?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Before 1.0
85
9.9%
1.1
68
7.9%
1.2
27
3.1%
1.3
50
5.8%
1.32
41
4.7%
2.0
106
12.3%
2.1
71
8.2%
2.5
135
15.7%
2.8
67
7.8%
2.9
207
24.1%

Spaceman Spif: Wasn't there a 1.44 in there somewhere, or am I smoking the wring cigarettes again?
Weirdo who forgot to enter his name (Zorak): This doesn't make sense. Most people have played over 2 years but since version 2.9????
SpudBoy: Who keeps forgetting to add their name? They're proving that we're idiots.
Weirdo who forgot to enter his name (Zorak): Me. But Slick will edit this out anyway.
Slick: go figure..

Were you ever in a TF clan?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Does a Guild count?
17
1.8%
Yes
516
56%
No
388
42.1%

Spaceman Spif: Yup, and had the pleasure of leading one for a while as well!
Weirdo who forgot to enter his name (Zorak): Yep, I was in a clan with a guy named Jeremy Eaton for 2 years or so. I lead a Quake 2 clan too... hehe, traitor!
SpudBoy: Mortarian Guard [MG], Sponge Fishermen of Central New Jersey , and currently, The Kindred [KiN]. I too was in a clan with Jeremy Eaton briefly, scary, eh?
Slick: Clan [ONE].. Then I kinda got into this news site stuff...

Which map style do you think is best?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Command Points
86
9.4%
Vanilla CTF
152
16.6%
Defend/Destroy
60
6.5%
CANALZONE GOLF!
35
3.8%
The Novelty Maps
31
3.3%
4fort4
75
8.2%
1 team offense, 1 team defense
58
6.3%
Hunted
118
12.9%
CTF Variants (Sewer, The Rock)
297
32.5%

Spaceman Spif: Depends on the day and the mood.
Weirdo who forgot to enter his name (Zorak): Square 1 forever! Actually, I loved Town4.
SpudBoy: You people reading this should really be sending PF news instead of slacking off here.
Slick: I like all of them, especially the ones that haven't been made yet.

Which one of these sports most resembles TF?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Baseball - You have different classes(positions) that have different jobs and you must work as a team. More runs wins.
198
21.8%
Football - You have an offense, a defense, a flag runner(running back) and someone everyone is depending on but doesn't always come trough(QB). Also, there is "violence" here which I have heard is in TF. Alot like ctf maps
20
2.2%
Basketball - You throw a rocket(ball) around at each other, but you try to get hit, no avoid it. You try to get a ball in a basket like push(that map that no one likes)
49
5.4%
Golf - You have a selection of weapons(clubs) and you try to beat the other people using these weapons at the right time. Must know when to use the right weapon.
71
7.8%
Soccer - You have a ball and you kick it is hard you can at someone and aim at certain sopts that are more vulnerable than others
65
7.1%
Auto Racing - You do the same thing over and over again and after doing the same thing for a given amount of time, the person in the lead wins
136
15%
Boxing - You beat the crap out of another person.
12
1.3%
Tennis - You aim a little ball and you smack as hard as you can, aiming for better spots over weaker spots
137
15.1%
Any game in the X-games - You do insane things that "normal" people wouldn't normally do
20
2.2%
Swimming - you jump in and do everything as fast as you can(scout)
197
21.7%
other - :p
0
0%

Spaceman Spif: It's like Dodgeball- Do your best to avoid the incoming shots, hiding behind those teammates who are large enough to block hostile fire.
Weirdo who forgot to enter his name (Zorak): I think its like chess. You got different pieces on a team, and have to use them right.
SpudBoy: Thanks to PF's biggest fan ... Tom in New Jersey.
Slick: Pocket Poo--- Umm I mean Tennis, yeah..

Did you like what PlanetFortress did for TF's 3rd Birthday?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Yeah, it ruled!
440
47.9%
No, I hated all of it!
51
5.5%
Well, some things were cool, like the interview, but other's, like this question, sucked.
426
46.4%

Spaceman Spif: Zorak slaved my sorry butt with the html formatting duties! (but it was fun!)
Weirdo who forgot to enter his name (Zorak): Who needs Homesite HTML Editor when you got Spaceman Spif?
SpudBoy: I see the future. The next question will have to do with "Pigs and Orgasms" ...
Slick: You are incorrect SpudBoy.

Should Slick change his nick to the name he is always called by his family "The Warthog"?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Hell Yeah!
598
67.8%
Slick is soooo original, he's gotta keep it, or at least, I call dibs.
283
32.1%

Spaceman Spif: I told you about this boy! Change your name and I will forever make fun of you!
Weirdo who forgot to enter his name (Zorak): Stonecold: If you want Slick to change his name to Warthog, gimme a hell yeah!
SpudBoy: I was close. Damn close. I totally blew it with that "pig" prediction though.
Slick: See, I told ya.

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