You are a scout. You see a enemy Hw Guy come at you. Suddenly, to your horror, your leg clips into the wall and gets stuck there! You cant move! WHAT DO YOU DO???

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Shoot back with your nail gun! That will do a lot!	57	9.9%
Type as fast as you can: PLEASE DONT KILL ME!!! IM JUST A PATHETIC SCOUT!!! I JUST WORK HERE!!!	31	5.3%
Type as fast as you can: IF YOU KILL ME I SWEAR I WILL BECOME A HW GUY AND SHOVE MILLIONS OF BULLETS UP YOUR ASS!!!	22	3.8%
Chuck a grenade at him! Wait! Scouts dont have killing grenades!! Oh sh...	20	3.4%
Say, "Free kill in the wall!"	29	5%
Surround yourself with caltrops.	38	6.6%
Crouch and maybe he will think you are dead.	37	6.4%
Try to bite your leg off and hop away	91	15.8%
Hope that he is really drunk	29	5%
Get your trusty crowbar ready...	54	9.3%
Take it like a man!!!	25	4.3%
Take it like a man? Yeah right! Turn off your computer.	20	3.4%
Dude, I've never gotten stuck in a wall.	122	21.2%

Zorak: I'd pretend that I was a decal that someone sprayed there
Slick: Change my name before I die, then change it back after. -- Though this has never happened to me, I swear!

What is the worst thing to see while playing TFC

Answer	Votes	Percentage
HW flag runners: "your team took the enemy flag," 30 min later "Your team captured the enemy flag"	87	15.1%
People complaining about spam on any map.	24	4.1%
DOT DOT DOT RED DOT!!! For the prez out there	25	4.3%
You have been infected by (1)Player	101	17.5%
Making an insane flag run only to get killed 3 feet from the cap point and having CrAzY Al,or some such ass, take your hard earned cap.	91	15.8%
People who complain about the above answer, especially since TF is a _TEAM_ game.	33	5.7%
Player, "I shot that guys sooo many times he's got cheats on."	46	8%
A pyro	57	9.9%
When you look at the player list it reads: "Player, (1)Player, (2)Player, (3)Player, (4)Player"	110	19.1%

Zorak: Hey, I thought this was the worst thing, not the best thing?
Slick: Zorak and his engineer joke, I have nightmares!

What kind of car does the Engineer drive?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Pickup	71	13.3%
Compact	30	5.6%
Van	60	11.2%
Built one himself out of bullet casings and sentry gun parts.	371	69.7%

Zorak: A Harley Davidson Sentrygun Bike
Slick: A Chevy Impala.

If you were in The Empire Strikes Back and you had to fight Darth Vader, who would you rather be:

Answer	Votes	Percentage
A Scout: Fight? I'm running like hell!	44	7.6%
A Sniper: Heh heh heh. Hey Darth, Force this! BLAM!	65	11.2%
A Soldier: Let's see you hit me with that lightsaber while I'm bouncing you around the room!	87	15.1%
A Spy: Fight him? I'm working for him!	58	10%
A Medic: Fight? Who do you think has kept him alive all these years?	22	3.8%
A Pyro: Nice flashlight, here's mine. WHOOOSH!	25	4.3%
An Engineer: Ever see what an EMP does to a walking, talking Iron Lung?	117	20.3%
A Hwguy: Ouch, that stings! Ouch, that tickles! Here, eat 200 rounds of hot lead!	36	6.2%
A Demoman: C'mon, I dare ya! I dare you to step over that...hehe...yellow line!	43	7.4%
The Prez: Fight him? I'd join the Darkside and then backstab him later once we rule the galaxy!	79	13.7%

Zorak: The part of "greatest hero and manly stud" is already taken - by me.
Slick: I would have a writer at my side, since they are wusses, slap him around for a bit until he makes me the greatest hero in the world, and one manly stud.

Why can we never get our polls up?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
We're just not funny enough. (The self-insulting answer)	44	8%
Slick has some personal vendetta against us. (The "Poke at Slick" answer)	57	10.4%
It's a government conspiracy. (The weird answer)	44	8%
What? You can suggest a poll? (The stupid answer)	33	6%
Life's not fair. (The motherly answer)	18	3.2%
We're too busy playing TF to put thought into a question. (The TF related answer)	77	14.1%
Eleven. (The irrelevant answer)	143	26.1%
Because we submit stuff like this. (The honest answer)	130	23.8%

Zorak: I hax0r em everytime! (oops, didnt mean to reveal my secret)
Slick: I plead the 5th.