Why is the pyro so bad at fragging?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Bad weapons	74	19.5%
Weak flamethrower	132	34.8%
Too many fumes	52	13.7%
If you read the readme.txt a.k.a the manual, you would know!	121	31.9%

Spaceman Spif: Who needs to kill when you can blind someone with flames??
Slick: Ehhhem, taken from the TFC Manual "Be the first line of Defense: One of the most useful things a Pyro can do is be the first line of Defense for a team. Guard the entrance to your base, and make it your mission to set every single enemy who passes you on fire. Don't worry too much about killing them, just make sure you ignite them a bit. Once they're past you, warn the rest of the team's Defense that there are incoming enemies. This early warning, combined with the fact that no attackers reach the main Defense without being singed, can often be the thing that prevents the enemy from breaking through." That sums it up pretty well :)

When a player takes all the ammo in the resupply and doesn't need any of it

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Politely tell him to discard	136	36.3%
Open an information booth informing him of the benifits of discarding.	83	22.1%
Open my 3 in think book of insults and start from page one.	93	24.8%
Switch teams and partake of the bountiful supplies of ammo.	17	4.5%
Nothing--I'm that scout and I just really want to give the enemy free ammo. I 0wnz!	45	12%

Spaceman Spif: I follow the bloke. Soon he will die and I will have my ammo.
Slick: You know what's wierd, when I discard everytime I respawn and people ask me what I'm doing! That's sad.... Then I suck it up, explain and soon they all do it, Score another one for Slick!

What do you think of Counterstrike?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
I have played it and like it more than TFC	28	7.4%
I have played it and it is in my schedule with TFC and others	107	28.3%
ACTION HALF-LIFE RIPOFF!	33	8.7%
Counterstrike sucks	51	13.4%
counter-what?	159	42%

Spaceman Spif: Is that a new TFC map?
Slick: No for DM/Teamplay duh! --- Ohh wait the mod yeah, I've played it... Not my fortay

So far this summer

Answer	Votes	Percentage
I have a nice bronze suntan	61	16%
I have been burnt and been peeling	47	12.3%
I have been out of the house only for camp, etc	18	4.7%
What, it's summer?	66	17.3%
I have been sitting in front of this computer for the whole time.	189	49.6%

Spaceman Spif: It's all about the honeydo! (Honey, Do this... Honey, Do that!)
Slick: I'm bronze :)

Elmer Fudd or Bugs Bunny?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Elmer!	69	18.3%
Bugs!	143	38%
Spaceman Spif!	164	43.6%

Spaceman Spif: Rock! I am a poll question!! And form the looks of it, I am winning! Double coolness... pweeen!
Slick: Spif just don't go consuming any energy field bigger than your head :)

The Scout wears

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Boxers	57	15%
Briefs	93	24.4%
Commando, how else could he run so fast?	230	60.5%

Spaceman Spif: Breifs! Get it? Breif... Quickly.... ummm, nevermind.
Slick: Briefs, just look at the expression on his face!

I wear

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Boxers	135	35.7%
Briefs	95	25.1%
Diapers	37	9.7%
Torn Rags	35	9.2%
I prefer the feedom of going commando..	76	20.1%

Spaceman Spif: Depends... Get it? DEPENDS??? HA, I kill me!
Slick: All of the above...