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How will you get your multiplayer fix while waiting for TF2

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Go retro! More TF
54
18.1%
TFC all the way!
181
60.9%
MOD City baby.
39
13.1%
I like clones. I'll play Quake III.
13
4.3%
Multiplayer? Like, with other peoople?
3
1%
Unreal, ohh hehe multiplayer needs a 1/2way decent network code doesn't it :P
7
2.3%

SailorScout: Why wasn't Tetrinet a choice?!?
Spaceman Spif: TFC mostly, but I do dig the occasional HL MOD every now and then.
SpudBoy: Screw games! I just have an IV hooked up...
Slick: Hey, did anybody else notice that everyone of are names start with "S"?

What is the sexiest TFC character?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Scout: His ass looks so good when he runs.
4
1.3%
Sniper: Tall dark, and oh, so hndsome.
8
2.7%
Soldier: Rough sex.
6
2%
Demoman: He has the cute little poor, beaten, one-eyed puppy look.
5
1.7%
Medic: The man in uniform.
2
0.6%
Heavy Weapons Guy: I like em BIG!
4
1.3%
Pyro: He's so HOT! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!) (Sorry)
2
0.6%
Spy: He's an enigma wraped in a riddle, wraped in a ninja outfit.
12
4.1%
Enginner: Straight from the village people and into your heart.
11
3.7%
Prez: I like a man with power.
7
2.3%
I prefer the opposite sex
231
79.1%

SailorScout: You people are so terrible! Excuse me now while I go back to my henta... never mind!
Spaceman Spif: IF I were female, or possibly of an alternative sexuality and swung that way. I would have to choose... Wait, no! I plead the fifth on this one!. SpudBoy: It doesn't matter which character he's playing, Zang[KiN] is THE MAN!
Slick: I don't know about you guys, but I prefer non computer animated women.

If you were the prez,found a genie's lamp when you got out of the lift and got one wish, what would it be?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Give me the ability to run as fast as the scout
17
5.8%
Give me 100 health with 300 armor
8
2.7%
Give me all the weapons that I need to kick those @#$^& snipers' asses
43
14.6%
Give me the ability to change skin like the spy
24
8.1%
Give me the ability to build a sentry gun to protect my ass like the engineer.
5
1.7%
JUST TELEPORT ME DIRECTLY TO A BAR WITH LOVELY BABES!!!!
196
66.8%

SailorScout: Oh c'mon, did you really expect the male population to choose anything other then the last choice?
Spaceman Spif: I would wish for an early rease of TF2! Hey... I am a married man!
SpudBoy: Hmmm ... I can't go anywhere, my Multiplayer Fix IV won't allow me to. You guys drink one for me.
Slick: SailorScout, of course not, that's the bueaty of these polls! SpudBoy, I'll drink a keg for you man! -- I would wish that I could have GameSpy Industries be my job, that would make things a lot eaiser for me :)

What TF2 Class are you most looking forward to?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Marine - The USMC knows how to kick some ass!
28
9.5%
Machine Gunner - I like to pump 9 inch bullets into people.
26
8.9%
Sniper - Good ol' Sniper.
38
13%
Commando - I like to blow crap up.
23
7.8%
Flame-Thrower - At camping trips I am the once constantly feeding the fire... it only makes sense...
6
2%
Officer - I love Quad Damage and now I literally get to be a moving Quad!
7
2.3%
Ranger - I love the scout but now I gotta cooler name!
13
4.4%
Field Medic - I have the compulsive need to diesease people when I could just shoot them.
13
4.4%
Engineer - UNLIMITED SENTRIES!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPPIE!!!! AHAHA !!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!! SKIP-TO-THE-DO-DA- Zippie-I-A. PARTY AT MY HOUSE!
74
25.3%
Spy - *dramatic close up* the name is Bond, James Bond!
44
15%
Instructor - I can't stand newbies !!!!!! Might as well teach em'
7
2.3%
Commander - StarCraft kicks ass!
13
4.4%

SailorScout: Space Marines are the best dammit!
Spaceman Spif: I really want to see how the Instructor and Commander are going to be picked up by the masses... Two damn good ideas. I just hope we are ready for all that.
SpudBoy: What's all this talk about TF2? Wasn't TF just released and Ace of Base is still cool?
Slick: I look forward to the bots powering all those sweet classes.

What is the best TFC map?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
2fort
48
16.4%
Well
48
16.4%
Canal Zone
18
6.1%
The Rock
35
11.9%
Hunted
37
12.6%
Fortsaken
1
0.3%
Run!
8
2.7%
Betrayed
26
8.9%
cj2
6
2%
Push
2
0.6%
Darkness
7
2.3%
Invectus 3
10
3.4%
Domination
8
2.7%
other
13
4.4%
None. They all suck.
25
8.5%

SailorScout: Ok now I'm beginning to wonder if this poll is rigged. Where is Civsaw? It rules!
Spaceman Spif: I can't nail one down as my favorite... Bah.
SpudBoy: Call me old fashioned, or dumb, or both, but, heh, I haven't played TFC :P
Slick: I think the results of this are really interesting. At any rate, I do like all the maps because they give such a variaty in gameplay. Perhaps a new question will be what type of maps do you like best?

What class do you like to kill the most?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Scout: Skimpy little SOB's!
20
6.7%
Sniper!
76
25.7%
Soldier: Always in the way!
15
5%
Demoman: Cigar totin' fool
11
3.7%
Medic: Disease blows! He probably promotes incest too!
27
9.1%
THE PREZ!
30
10.1%
Heavy Weapons Guy: Sure anybody can get a kill now and then with 300 armor!
47
15.9%
Pyro: I can't stand the pain yell he makes me do!
4
1.3%
Spy: No one shall stab me in the back!
53
17.9%
Engineer: Lucky he has sentries!
12
4%

SailorScout: I hate Soldiers personally.. rocket jumping sobs!
Spaceman Spif: Spy!! (sneaky bastards!)
SpudBoy: As a medic, I kill a lot of Snipers.
Slick: Medics when they are tying to get me with the disease, one of the funniest things to see them running at me with their medkit and reciving a few rockets to the face instead. :)

Mountain Dew or Mellow Yellow?

Answer Votes
Percentage
 
Mountain Dew is like no other it's quenches thirst just like no no other, goes down real easy too! do be do be dooooo!
135
48.5%
They call it mellow yellow yeah!
27
9.7%
SURGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
116
41.7%

SailorScout: I'm more of a Dr. Pepper senshi myself..
Spaceman Spif: Ice'd Tea is the only way to fly! Screw the Dew! ;)
SpudBoy: They still make Mellow Yellow? Oh, I have to answer? I gotta go for the Iced Tea as well ...
Slick: My dad drinks Mellow Yellow.. I thought I was the only one who likes Ice'd Tea!



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