PF Polls!

If you could be any of the classes in TFC in real life, which would it be?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Scout- I need to win that 400m dash next week.	17	3.3%
Sniper- See that signpost down the street? *crack* See it now?	176	34.9%
Soldier- I have a brutal week...I'll need the endurance.	34	6.7%
Demoman- That damn garage door isn't working again...let's try a detpack.	69	13.7%
Medic- I can't seem to get this shrapnel out of my leg. Stupid demoman...	24	4.7%
HWGuy- I have a pie eating contest tomorrow. I hope it's apple pie...	24	4.7%
Pyro- I'm having a BBQ! Wanna come?	23	4.5%
Spy- I can cross-dress without any consequences! Finally!	62	12.3%
Engineer- I like to build things. Building stuff is cool. Then I like to blow it up.	74	14.7%

SpudBoy: What? No Civilian? Ah, gotta go with Medic then.
The Hal: Soldier, it's my job, it's what I do.
Spaceman Spif: Demo, my boss seems to need a det pack under his chair.
Slick: The Prez, I'm the man behind the insanity.

Before I play TFC, when I know what class I am going to be, I like to dress up as that class

Answer	Votes	Percentage
True	63	12.6%
False	251	50.2%
I just like to use the nondiscript answers :)	186	37.2%

SpudBoy: Nah, I'd have to take off my blush and lipstick then. I'd leave the eyeshadow, however.
The Hal: You mean you are supposed to be dressed while playing?
Spaceman Spif: Why would I do that? I love to play nekkid!
Slick: I like to play...

When TF2, comes out, I will

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Have been waiting outside the mall for three weeks, just as I did for Star Wars	32	6.3%
Gratefull that I Pre-reserved my copy	63	12.5%
Not do my homework	57	11.3%
lock myself in my room with my computer	94	18.7%
all of the above	177	35.2%
TF2?	5	0.9%
after the hype is over, I will buy it discount	74	14.7%

SpudBoy: ... be hiding in my "end of the world" shelter.
The Hal: Hide so I don't have to pretend I know the tech answers.
Spaceman Spif: I will be popping the cork on the champagne. It has been a long wait!
Slick: I will be stealing all the admin cappibilities at PF while Spif is trying to figure out how to open the champage bottle..

I know who the people are that give the comments on this poll

Answer	Votes	Percentage
True	57	11.5%
False	300	60.6%
I know some, but not all...	138	27.8%

SpudBoy: Who the sam hell is this SpudBoy dude anyway? This guy's pretty bizarre, Gus.
The Hal: I don't know who I am, let alone who they are.
Spaceman Spif: I have NO clue who these jokers are.
Slick: I know and love everyone of these guys :P

What class do I suck at the most???

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Scout- Too damn weak	21	4.1%
HWGuy- Too damn slow....and what's with the slow gun start up	45	8.9%
Sniper- My connection sux so it's impossible to snipe anyone	83	16.5%
Soldier- Keep blowing myself up with rockets	16	3.1%
Demoman- I foget to run when I set a detpack.	11	2.1%
Pyro- He just sucks period	117	23.2%
Spy- I cant resist the urge to run like hell to the flag	26	5.1%
Medic- I never get close enough to give anyone a diesease.	27	5.3%
Engineer- I have an anxiety attack when people keep blowing my sentry after 5 minutes of upgrading	16	3.1%
The Prez- I love how everyone SUCKS up to me....hehehe get it	20	3.9%
I am god to TFC....I can beat anyone, anywhere, with any class	98	19.4%
I suck at every class.....I suck more than Pamela Aderson..... seriously	23	4.5%

SpudBoy: Hmmm ... I suck period.
The Hal: I suck commas.
Spaceman Spif: I plead the fifth! :)
Slick: Sniper, I just can't do it too well with a 26400 bps connection..

Who are the REAL winners in Team Fortress Classic?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Red Team (Courageous and Daring)	67	13.5%
Blue Team (Bold and Cunning)	64	12.9%
The Yellow Snipers (Lethal and Tricky Assassins)	60	12.1%
The National Tourette Syndrome Foundation (Recieves thousands of dollars through fund-raising events like Frag for the Cure '99)	70	14.1%
Girl Scout Group #319 (Sell hundreds of frosted cookies with pink sprinkles to entrenched and waiting snipers)	92	18.6%
The Fascist 'El Presidente' (a.k.a. THE PREZ!!!: There are always plenty of interns at his hacienda in Cuba)	140	28.3%

SpudBoy: The people! Cause really, if you're going to do anything for anybody anywhere, we have to remember we're doing it for the people of this great Earth! Give me another hit of that laughing gas.
The Hal: Everyone wins, except those that have a lower score than the team with the highest score. Those who come in second are the frist to lose.
Spaceman Spif: I hear the %#^%$# tourette syndrome foundation bags a lot of $#@$% wins.
Slick: I should smack you all for not saying Slick!
: *SMACK*
SpudBoy, The Hal, Spaceman Spif: Ohh so sorry Slick, you are the true winner in TF, we somehow managed to forget this.. By the way, have we told you how handsome you look today?
Slick: Why thank you, I will refrain for beating you more severly now.

What would be better than hunted the president?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Jar Jar Binks	194	38.4%
Barney the dinosaur	126	25%
A Black-Mesa Scientist	27	5.3%
An even FATTER prez (if thats possible)	46	9.1%
Someone from Planetfortress	34	6.7%
Prez Clinton	77	15.2%

SpudBoy: The hunted Vice-President! A completely different concept entirely!
The Hal: Bundy and The Hal, in a wheel chair and walker respectivly.
Spaceman Spif: My boss! (unless he is reading this.. Hi Dave!)
Slick: I was worried when I put someone from PlanetFortress in, but you guys love us so much that you didn't want that to happen, yay! :)

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
3 (as the owl says)	116	22.7%
69	90	17.6%
666	93	18.2%
667	39	7.6%
730	71	13.9%
1012	101	19.8%

SpudBoy: Lacking a better answer, I submit this: "Somewhere a Queen is weeping, somewhere a king has now wife. And the wind, it cries, `Mary.`"
The Hal: It depends on how big a tongue you have and with how much authority you attack that sucker.
Spaceman Spif: Depends on who is licking it. There is a simple formula. Toungue surface area times relative moisture times lick "stroke".. do the math!
Slick: This is funny... The man who submitted this question said he had done it with some friends and the real answer is... *drumroll* ssshshshshssshshsshs 667, the one voted for the least!