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   The Results!

What chemicals does the halucinogen grenade contain?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
LSD
104
30.6%
Crack
23
6.7%
Some type of illiegal drug.
34
10%
Something that makes me want to keep getting hit by it. (of course, I can stop if I want to *twitch*)
178
52.5%

Cobby: I think it's a mixed concoction that I try and replicate whenever I can.
Slick: I would like to give up my comment for this question to introduce you to Cobby, or forum moderator, and luck me, I suckered her into doing this :)

How will you be Assimilated in The Collective?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
The reviews!
45
13.3%
The playtests!
29
8.5%
The KICKASS (off topic) Forums!
26
7.6%
The Site!
16
4.7%
Assimilated?!? Collective?!?
222
65.6%

Cobby: I am already part of the collective...Resistence is futile
Slick: I am Voyager, the only group that the Borg will talk to even though if they just went ahead and assymilated me, they would find out what they wanted.

Most Used Pharse after Winning a Match

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Boo Ya! Eat That You Spam Happy No Talent Newbies!
133
39.7%
Hey, I think your Mommas Calling you.
38
11.3%
We Owned you Wimps and We'll do it again!
97
28.9%
Slick is Cool
67
20%

Cobby: DieBitchDie is my personal fav
Slick: I just swear constantly throughout a game, it doesn't matter what it going on.

Whose hat do you like the best?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Scout, I am a baseball fan!
2
0.5%
Sniper: Fishing Fan!
44
12.9%
DemoMan, I am a gangstah!
35
10.2%
Why is everyone wearing a hat?
68
19.9%
HwGuy: The Visor look is in!
25
7.3%
Medic: Internation symbol of health and care.
9
2.6%
Pyro: It is a bee mask, and they don't call them killer bees for nothing
10
2.9%
Engineer, authentic village people outfit!
50
14.6%
Spy-, lets go skiing!
39
11.4%
Soldier,bonjour monsieur, I am zee frenchman, non?
59
17.3%

Cobby: It's not the hat...it's what's under it that counts ;-)
Slick: Sniper, by far the Sniper.

What's your favorite flavor of Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
New York Super Fudge Chunk
38
11.2%
Chunky Monkey
34
10%
Cherry Garcia
32
9.4%
I'll never like ice cream until they make a beer flavor
61
18.1%
What the hell does this have to do with TF?
172
51%

Cobby: Fragolicious is my the best!
Slick: Is it bad that I've never heard of Ben and Jerry's?

How do you answer most poll questions?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I read them over and think which one is most probably the best answer.
73
21.5%
I read them over and chose which one is the funniest.
77
22.7%
I read them over and pick the one that talks about something that I experience in everyday TFC life.
38
11.2%
I read them over and pick the one that gives the least of an answer.
19
5.6%
I don't know.
63
18.5%
I read them over and then comment on how lame they were, then I yell at Slick but don't bother submitting a decent poll question.
69
20.3%

Cobby: you mean we aren't supposed to just randomly check a box? No pattern or anything? How unimaginative.
Slick: See now I have proof that you guys lie!

That last answer to the previous question was a hint that Slick is out of poll questions and until he gets some he won't be able to do polls.

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
True
313
100%

Cobby: All of the above.
Slick: Exactly!

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