Whats the worse way to go?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Sniper: Gettin fragged by the prez, and his wicked umbrella. | 53 | 12.2% |  |
| Demo: Blowing yourself up with a detpack. | 10 | 2.3% | |
| Soldier: "Take that!" "AND THAT" "AND THAT" "AND THAT" "AND... oh shit!" | 22 | 5.1% | |
| Being fragged by a llama! | 56 | 12.9% | |
| Spy: Having a sentry gun put ontop of you while you play dead! | 55 | 12.7% | |
| Having your comp crash right in the middle of a game! | 44 | 10.2% | |
| BBBEEELLUUUGGGGERRRIII!!!AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!! | 17 | 3.9% | |
| Engineer: Getting in the way of your sentry. | 29 | 6.7% | |
| Scout: Conc jumping to high and cratering. | 15 | 3.4% | |
| Medic: Healing a team-mate, but getting fragged from behind. | 11 | 2.5% | |
| HWG: Getting killed by a scout. | 45 | 10.4% | |
| Pyro: Killing 5 Hwguys and a soldier, only to get killed by a scout. | 31 | 7.1% | |
| Telefraggin' | 43 | 9.9% | |
The Hal: Cold and hungry. I want to expire with a full stomach, and poaching hot, so I can get used to where I am headed.
Slick: TF: Telefrag.... RL: Pissed off.
What's the coolest way to frag.
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Demo: "Off the wall, off the beam, off the elevator... nothin but gib..." | 77 | 17.9% | |
| Engy: "KKKAAAMMMAAAAKKKAAAAZZZZIIIII!!!" | 69 | 16% | |
| Scout: "Get a kill? Nah... just cap the flag... and get ten times a frag ;)" | 20 | 4.6% | |
| Sentry Gun: "Beep Beep" | 40 | 9.3% | |
| Sniper: "Now you see him..." *BANG* "Now you don't..." | 85 | 19.7% | |
| Spy: "Its Knifin' time..." | 74 | 17.2% | |
| One of the options from the previous poll question. | 65 | 15.1% | |
The Hal: I am partial to a rocket in the face myself.
Slick: Rockets to the face make the best demos.
Which TF character is most likely to be caught at the "Blue Banana?" (if you don't know, don't ask).
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| the soldier - he's has a really big gun | 24 | 6% | |
| pyro - well, hehe.. | 28 | 7% | |
| hwguy - the fat look is really sexy | 19 | 4.7% | |
| spy - even if it is a woman, it can still pick up someone from the club | 34 | 8.5% | |
| medic - he has all the right ointments *wink* | 36 | 9% | |
| engineer - beneath his buff exterior, is a playful balarina...just dying to get out | 21 | 5.3% | |
| demoman - he practices by always having a cigarette in his mouth | 23 | 5.8% | |
| scout - he is quick and painless | 11 | 2.7% | |
| sniper - he has the best aim...no need to worry about him not hitting the right spot *oooh yeah* | 73 | 18.4% | |
| the PREZ - he likes to try and give back some of what he receives | 127 | 32% | |
The Hal: I don't know about the Blue Banana. I have been to the Red Herring, the Green Onion and the Purple Cow though.
Slick: Sometimes I worry about you people, but then I look at the last question, then I worry about myself.
What does the demoman smoke?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Hey, that's not how you spell Radish! | 15 | 3.4% | |
| What's with a question on this on this site, I mean, don't they have a "g" rating or something, ohh wait, this is planetfortress... | 15 | 3.4% | |
| Marlboro | 20 | 4.6% | |
| Camel | 11 | 2.5% | |
| Something Cuban | 46 | 10.6% | |
| Cigar | 16 | 3.7% | |
| Some kind of drugs.. | 52 | 12% | |
| Whatever he bumbs off the Engineer. | 255 | 59.3% | |
The Hal: He smokes anything his buddy the pyro can light up for him. Like arms and legs and.... shall I go on?
Slick: What if the Engineer is bumbing off the demo?
Where did the name Slick Come from?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| His hair. | 23 | 5.4% | |
| He works at the garage. | 10 | 2.3% | |
| He's just plain Slick. | 21 | 5% | |
| He looks like one of those greasy lounge lizards. | 52 | 12.3% | |
| No one can do a lube and oil filter on a sentry gun any faster. | 45 | 10.7% | |
| That's what the ladies call him. | 26 | 6.1% | |
| Some sick joke that just went wrong. | 243 | 57.8% | |
The Hal: I heard it was something to do with a gob of spit. Slick as a gob of spit!
Slick: Hehe well, there is auctualy a story to this one. Back in High School, believe it or not, I had a way with the ladies. (Yes it's true, I'm shocked myself) The guys called me slick because of that. And the girls called me Slick because of the way I styled my hair... It was quite interesting let me tell you, perhaps if I have time I'll post a picture, if enough people are interested.. :)
If the TF soldier would play against the TFC soldier, who would win?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| The TF soldier, he's a veteran, he knows all the good tricks | 40 | 9.3% | |
| The TFC soldier, he has high tech stuff and Nike Airs | 50 | 11.6% | |
| They both get killed by a spamming demoman | 145 | 33.7% | |
| They refuse to fight eachother because the TF soldier actually is the TFC soldier's father | 89 | 20.7% | |
| I don't care, soldiers suck! Pyro Forever!! | 50 | 11.6% | |
| Impossible, TF and TFC will never meet... It's like dinosaurs and humans, they also never met eachother... (except in Jurassic Park of course) | 55 | 12.8% | |
The Hal: If you go by looks, I think the TF soldier looks meaner and would rip the TFC soldier a new arse hole!
Slick: I say a "vet." TF player could take a TFC "vet." any day. -- Not that that had anything to do with the question.
You liked this poll.
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Yes. | 123 | 28.8% | |
| No. | 55 | 12.8% | |
| Well, I wish that more of the PlanetFortress Staff would comment on them, they are so much funnier that way, and because Slick needs to get made fun of more. *hint* *hint* | 249 | 58.3% | |
The Hal: I liked this poll. Of course I like telephone polls and fishing polls and all kinds of polls really... I like poll vaults and polls about polls and....
Slick: I like polls.
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