Why does everyone always want to kill the prez? what did he ever do to anyone?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Him and his buddies aren't gonna enter my country any time soon. | 146 | 15.6% |  |
| He killed my brother with a fricken umbrella, I must avenge his death | 32 | 3.4% | |
| He looked at me with that goofy look on his his face, that is when I decided he will never live to eat another doughnut | 139 | 14.9% | |
| That suit would look SO much better with a blood stain here and there | 282 | 30.2% | |
| I'm not trying to kill him, I merely wanted to take a couple extra pounds off of him.............like his head | 114 | 12.2% | |
Zorak: Because he is not as r337 as Z0r4k M4n715. Really.
Slick: I should have put in some type of political joke response..
What do you do after you kill someone...?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Talk smack | 41 | 4.7% | |
| Hump the corpse | 106 | 12.3% | |
| Jump outta your chair 'cause you got a frag. | 71 | 8.2% | |
| Take a lame picture and submit it to a potd that has nothing to do with the game you were playing.. | 135 | 15.7% | |
| Dude, I take his ammo and move on. | 207 | 24.1% | |
Zorak: I actually have to download all those POTDs, and we get plenty of just corpses.
Slick: go figure..
What was your favorite scene in the South Park movie?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Cartman's Anime takeoff | 86 | 9.4% | |
| Saddam Hussein's dildos | 152 | 16.6% | |
| I didn't see the movie but the soundtrack is kickass sweet! | 60 | 6.5% | |
| Kenny gets killed | 35 | 3.8% | |
| Kenny shows his face | 31 | 3.3% | |
| Big Gay Al's musical number | 75 | 8.2% | |
| Big Gay Al shows his...tan lines | 58 | 6.3% | |
| Terrence and Phillip movie | 118 | 12.9% | |
| Bill Gates gets killed | 297 | 32.5% | |
Zorak: Blues Brothers 0wnz that movie any day!
Slick: Blues Brothers is one of the best movies out there.. And I'm not just saying that because
I'm a SNL freak and spend 6 hours a day playing music..
Pikachu vs. Sentry Gun
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Pikachu - will use thunderbolt or something | 17 | 1.8% | |
| Sentry Gun - you can't beat it! | 516 | 56% | |
| Some sniper would pick Pikachu off and then the sentry gun. | 388 | 42.1% | |
Zorak: PIIIIIIIIIIIKAAAACHUUUUUUUUU!!!! Pika pika! Pika? Pika! Obviously the pikachu would win.
Slick: hehe 17 votes for pikachu :P
What is luckier?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Killing someone with a detpack besides yourself. | 198 | 21.8% | |
| Killing a HWG with one sniper shot. | 20 | 2.2% | |
| Not getting infected when one newbie on your team is. | 49 | 5.4% | |
| Successfully conc jumping. | 71 | 7.8% | |
| Getting across the bridge in a 2fort game with 32 people. | 65 | 7.1% | |
| Being a scout and slaying a HWG. | 136 | 15% | |
| Finding a user made level that was worth the download. | 12 | 1.3% | |
| Wrenching a guy to death | 137 | 15.1% | |
Zorak: Getting a good ping. Definetly.
Slick: I think the better response would be, "finding a quality isp."
Do you like the new poll layout?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Awww yeah, I can finally tell when a new question starts! | 440 | 47.9% | |
| No, it sucks, you suck, I suck, we all suck. | 426 | 46.4% | |
Zorak: For some reason the poll seems shorter than before.
Slick: Check your glasses there Zor :)
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