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How do you go about killing a pesky sniper?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I rocket jump into his stinking nest and launch him into the ceiling, then I play with him for a bit.
81
20.5%
I snipe him back.
76
19.2%
I go throw MIRV's in his nest.
44
11.1%
I go infect him and his teammates with some nasty STD's and create total mayhem.
62
15.7%
I thwap him in the back of the head with a wrench and build a sentry gun on his corpse.
35
8.8%
Kinfin' time.
96
24.3%

TheHal: I go get my son and sick him on the sniper.
Slick: Medic's are all good.

When you are a HWGuy or Demo and an engineer runs straight into you and keeps his body right up against yours do you?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
Slap him because he/she is getting a little fresh.
66
16.7%
Laugh and kill them quickly, thinking they are a newbie or llama.
79
20.1%
Stop shooting and wait for the explosion from the EMP to splatter your GUTS everywhere.
20
5%
Never let an Engineer get that close to you.
228
58%

TheHal: I give him a big hug and ask him if he is interested in a little male bonding.
Slick: I will now bow to the greatness that is Hal :)

How often do you go outside?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
101+ times a day
19
4.8%
51-100 times a day
15
3.8%
11-50 times a day
45
11.5%
1-10 times a day
150
38.6%
Once a week
13
3.3%
Once a month
17
4.3%
Only when I have to pee.
129
33.2%

TheHal: What is "outside?"
Slick: I think I've heard about that place, no walls, no computer screens and no mountain dew... *shudder*

When you were a newbie, (we all were at one time, admit it) what did you do when you saw a MIRV for the first time?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I ran, I ran from most everything back than.
161
41%
Ahhhhh, the good old days of TF..
62
15.8%
I immediatly quit the game and read the readme.txt!
19
4.8%
I tried to walk around them, thinking that they only blew up if I stepped on them.
46
11.7%
I'm not afraid of them now, and i never was, I am a INVINCIBLE!!!
104
26.5%

TheHal: I asked who was getting married because I thought it was a just confetti.
Slick: I pulled down the console and asked what they were, and then I found out.

Which of these depicts a worse death than the rest?

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
I thought that the whine sound from a detpack meant it was diffused.
62
15.9%
Did you know that the four grenades that spawn from a MIRV have a little phrase on them that says "goodbye." I looked really close to find out if it was true!!
57
14.6%
And I was worried about that sniper laser giving me cancer.
50
12.8%
Spies need to clean those knives some more.
35
9%
I thought that emp explosion was a concussion explosion!!!
27
6.9%
Let me just say this about medics: those who can cure can make ill.
37
9.5%
Lets see if I can gets this grenade jumping down, I have 10 seconds before it blows right?
120
30.9%

TheHal: Duno, I have never, ever been killed in TF.
Slick: Yes.

Simpsons is the best show ever.

AnswerVotes
Percentage
 
2
368
100%

TheHal: Me and Homer are brothers you know.....
Slick: Glad to see 2 is your favorite number, but guys, this was supposed to be about the Simpsons.

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