What's the weather like outside?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| The hell if I know, I'm playing TF | 137 | 32.3% |  |
| Why should i waste my time with "mother nature" if i can just fire up worldcraft and make it any kind of weather i want? | 72 | 16.9% | |
| I find it amazing that Slick posts a question asking what the weather is like outside, and doesn't provide any answers for you to tell him. | 215 | 50.7% | |
The Hal: It is dark out with continued darkness expected.
Slick: Feh, like you would have gotten up from your chair to see what it was auctualy like outside.
What substance(s) do you use while playing TF?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Water | 51 | 12% | |
| Soda/diet soda | 171 | 40.4% | |
| Beer | 7 | 1.6% | |
| GOOD beer (Newcastle, Guiness, Bass, etc) | 12 | 2.8% | |
| Hard liquor | 9 | 2.1% | |
| Grass | 12 | 2.8% | |
| Cocaine | 1 | 0.2% | |
| Heroin | 3 | 0.7% | |
| Acid | 3 | 0.7% | |
| LSD | 4 | 0.9% | |
| Illegal drug not mentioned above | 10 | 2.3% | |
| Some of the above (legal stuff) | 73 | 17.2% | |
| Some of the above (legal and illegal stuff) | 51 | 12% | |
| Some of the above (illegal stuff) | 16 | 3.7% | |
The Hal: Caffein and nicotine, huge quantities of them!
Slick: Iced Tea!
If you selected one or more illegal substances above, why do you take them while playing?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Did not select illegal substances | 261 | 66.7% | |
| Increased reflexes | 19 | 4.8% | |
| Decreased stress | 12 | 3% | |
| Just enjoy the feeling | 41 | 10.4% | |
| I'm an idiot junkie who's wasted all the time. | 58 | 14.8% | |
The Hal: Caffein and nicotine will both probably both be illegal some day. So I am getting a head start.
Slick: Everything is bad for you at some degree (even water) so I eat what I like and enjoy myself.
How did you first find PlanetFortress?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Search Engine | 34 | 8.1% | |
| I was beaten by a religious PF cult? | 45 | 10.7% | |
| I used to visit this site called TF Newswire.. | 28 | 6.6% | |
| Link on some other high quality TF site. | 145 | 34.6% | |
| PlanetFortress?!? I thought this was PlanetPURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER! | 166 | 39.7% | |
The Hal: Find it?? I helped build it stone, by stone!
Slick: I found it from the announcement on Quake2fortress.com :)
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| The Chicken | 86 | 20.3% | |
| The Egg | 86 | 20.3% | |
| This is way to deep for a poll question. | 251 | 59.3% | |
The Hal: The egg. The chicken was to complicated.
Slick: Brain.... Hurt....
What do you think of the new PHL?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Much more organized. | 116 | 28.1% | |
| Awesome, it r0xors! | 130 | 31.5% | |
| Well, it's alright, but I liked the old design just the same/better. | 166 | 40.2% | |
The Hal: I am not paid to think!
Slick: I think it's much improved (more than simply cosmetics) though kinda bad timing to open a orange/black site on Halloween :)
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