Why there were no commentaries in the September 2nd poll results?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| All the PF staff are too lazy | 214 | 43.6% |  |
| A virus entered to PF and deleted all the commentaries made | 25 | 5.1% | |
| I donīt care, those commentaries just suck | 50 | 10.2% | |
| There were commentaries in the poll results? | 43 | 8.7% | |
| Commentaries? are you trying to fool me with that trick again? | 63 | 12.8% | |
| I wonīt make a commentary of this question. period. | 95 | 19.3% | |
The Hal: Because I died. I just didn't like it to much and came back to haunt you all.
Slick: If I can remember back that far, it had to do with something..
How ugly is the medic?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| So ugly that if he is on the other team with a medicpack out you run like a bat out of hell. | 66 | 13.3% | |
| You have a staring contest with him and you throw up a pile of gibs | 47 | 9.4% | |
| You run when he tries to heal you | 59 | 11.9% | |
| You don't look at him, just walk around backwards in his presence | 35 | 7% | |
| He ain't ugly, he's cute! | 73 | 14.7% | |
| My stomach doesn't feel to well right now | 18 | 3.6% | |
| I let my sentry gun do the work so I don't have to see his ugly mug before I obliterate him. | 197 | 39.7% | |
The Hal: He's so ugly he will make even your sister look good.
Slick: They make him wear a mask! *ba dum bum*
What is the most challenging?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Taking on 2 HWguys as a pyro and WINNING. | 101 | 20.2% | |
| Getting through a hunted map with no guards | 61 | 12.2% | |
| Living for more than 2 minutes as a scout | 40 | 8% | |
| Getting TF2 out in time | 207 | 41.5% | |
| Figuring out that new player-made map () | 14 | 2.8% | |
| Why do something challenging? I like my dark, dank, camping corner. | 18 | 3.6% | |
| Trying to get through these polls without throwing up. | 57 | 11.4% | |
The Hal: Wanting to be a LPB when normally you hate them so much.
Slick: Getting a new poll out every week. ;)
You know you play too much TFC when...
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| When you get a paper cut, you yell medic | 68 | 13.8% | |
| You enter a place and check, double-check and recheck every corner | 16 | 3.2% | |
| You hit people with wrenches, claiming it gives them armor | 107 | 21.8% | |
| You run into walls a lot, run into doors a lot, and scream because they don't automatically open. | 42 | 8.5% | |
| You're amazed none of the stores offer laser pens with multiple levels of zoom. | 17 | 3.4% | |
| You claim that you can only use a pencil 4 times before you need to sharpen it again. You often re-sharpen after one, just in case. | 30 | 6.1% | |
| You plant your notebook near a desk of a co-worker/teacher and when it doesn't blow up, curse the malfunctioning ones | 16 | 3.2% | |
| You run around, touching people you don't like and laugh because they got a disease. | 37 | 7.5% | |
| You think that your pen will never run out of ink, but you must write really slowly for this to work. | 1 | 0.2% | |
| You where a bee-suit because you claim, people won't be able to light you on fire anymore. | 13 | 2.6% | |
| You continually change clothes all day, because then your enemy won't recognize you, even though your just walking around. | 34 | 6.9% | |
| You try and build a sentry gun on your desk to ward off intruders. (boss/co-workers ect.) | 109 | 22.2% | |
The Hal: Your wife askes you why you put a trip wire attached to the door handle of the bedroom each night.
Slick: When you see an abbreviation. such as TF or PF in a magazine. like Time, you instead of using the magazine. for kindling, proceed to read the entire article to find out if they are really talking about TF
Which one of these TFC characters have you seen at your school (or work..)?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Scout: that little weirdo that always runs away from the...... | 35 | 7.1% | |
| HWGuy: generic Fat, B.O.'d Bully | 80 | 16.4% | |
| Spy: that cross-dressing freaky dude | 45 | 9.2% | |
| Soldier: guy who grunts a lot | 19 | 3.9% | |
| Pyro: weirdo in bushes by back entrance | 33 | 6.7% | |
| Medic: school nurse (duh) | 10 | 2% | |
| Sniper: secretly points his finger at people and says "bam!" | 44 | 9% | |
| Demoman: 2 packs of smokes a day man! | 108 | 22.1% | |
| Engineer: metal shop teacher | 33 | 6.7% | |
| The Prez: the Principal (or Boss) | 80 | 16.4% | |
The Hal: Sniper: The guy who is so deadly with shooting spitballs from a straw.
Slick: Engineer: The guy who won't let erector sets die.
Why does the HwGuy wear a visor helmet?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| So that combined with his extra think skull he can take 3 sniper shots. | 80 | 16.1% | |
| He hopes people think it is his Halloween costume so he can get candy. | 58 | 11.7% | |
| It has technical read outs and a heads up display that allows him to be a killing machine with his assault cannon. | 42 | 8.5% | |
| It covers up his dazed and confused look. | 63 | 12.7% | |
| He has blubber everywhere else for armor, so why not full protection? | 40 | 8% | |
| One reason and one reason only: It allows him to headbutt a vending machine and allow him to eat the tasty contents | 211 | 42.7% | |
The Hal: What good is a cool looking gun without a cool looking outfit to go along with it?
Slick: So his opponents can see their fear in their eyes.
Do we have too many tato's on staff?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| No, one can never have to many potatos. | 225 | 45.8% | |
| Yes, now maybe if you guys had a Mrs. PotatoHead... | 266 | 54.1% | |
The Hal: I prefer mashed myself. Easier to digest when you get to be old.... like me.
Slick: As long as they don't turn green I'm ok..
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