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— Tickenest.M-MD
Scientists today at the University of Pennsylvania announced their exciting discovery that there is an additional team in TF besides the red and blue teams. Scientists have dubbed the new team "Yellow" after its quirky tastes in clothing.
"This new team wears bizarre yellow pants," said Professor David Kroll. "We find their taste quite unusual, but we must not mock what we do not understand. Further research will continue into the nature of this team in the coming months."
Among the preliminary findings are that the "Yellow" team possesses classes equal in number and strength to red and blue. They also enjoy sewing, rollerblading, and long walks on the beach.
"I'm really surprised at the news," said one pyromaniac. "I mean, there are the accepted facts, the given truths, the things that you can always count on. For instance, you can always expect the water on 2fort to be murky. Well, maybe not these days with d3d. But you can always expect a scout to race through a map. Well, ok, maybe not on Canalzone. But dead bodies will always stay dead. Ok, maybe not if it's a spy feigning. But you can always expect there to be two teams playing in a TF match. Sigh. I guess that's just not true anymore. I'm just so jaded at this news. I'm gonna go burn down a building or something." Fire engines were heard in the area shortly thereafter.
Fortunately, not everyone was upset at the news. One red medic shared his sentiments with me. "It really gets tiring puncturing and hacking blue guys all the time, and of course I would NEVER shoot my own team. No, no, wouldn't dream of it. So it's really refreshing to learn that there's a new team around here to fight. I think we all need to expand our horizons more. Besides, this revelation'll really make maps like Hunted and Border interesting. I mean, border patrol against civilians with axes just wasn't interesting. And bodyguards defending the president from nobody was no fun, either."
No word yet on the existence of Team Four.
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