Why hasn't Planet Fortress set up a Poll in so long? By: Chibi_Maxis_Marquis

Why does everyone hate Pyros? By: Fahrenheit 3D3
Only chicks and Newbies play as them.
Fragmaster plays as one.
Most of the people who hate pyros are HWGuys (We all know HWGuys can't kill pyros unless they are very very very very lucky!)
Pyros are a Class in TFC????
THEY JUST PLAIN SUCK!
They run around and light things on fire; where is the skill in that?
What do you mean, I love Pyros! I'm part of the Legion Of Fire! Go Pyros!
I love the smell of N4p4lm in the morning.

Which class would be the worst for a buddy? By: SSJ5 Gogeta
Sniper - Uses his sniper rifle to change the channel on the TV.
Demoman - Forgets to turn off the pipebombs at your house.
HWguy - Eats all your food and makes foul smelling gases around you.
Spy - Disguises himself as you and sleeps with your girlfriend (^Goose too)
Scout - When you are in a fight, he runs off like a little girl.
Soldier - Always trying to get you to join the Army (everyone knows NAVY is the way to go!)
Medic - When he's around "DON'T BEND OVER!" OUCH!
Pyro - Keeps burning your house down
Engineer - That SG on the roof scares your other friends away.

A Sentry Gun fires 5 rounds (bullets) a second and deals 14 damage each round. Only 50% of the damage is applied to a player's armour. If a Scout walks in front of it with 75 Health and 50 Armour, how long wil
1.77 Seconds (WHAT?! Let me grab my calculator, that can't be right)
Why use a Sentry Gun? EMP works a lot better.
Shouldn't we be seeing how long it would take to kill Warthog?
What a waste of a poll question, let me ask which class would make the best male prostitute.
NO! Another math question! I still haven't finished the last one and now Grinder is giving us another one!
No no no, you have the game dynamics all wrong. Here, let me explain.....
Warthog IS INVINCIBLE~!!!!!~!~@~#@~!

Which class would be the first voted off the TFC version of "Survivor"? By: Radish-TPF
Sniper - Everyone is afraid of his bamboo sniper rifle.
Demoman - Throws coconuts at everyone thinking they are grenades.
HWGuy - Eats all the food, and then attempts to eat the scout.
Spy - Those hallucinations aren't from lack of water.
Gilligan - Hey! How'd he get here!
Scout - Too weak to last that long and would probably starve.
Soldier - Never realizes that you can't hunt food with an RPG.
Medic - Spreads diseases to everyone else.
Pyro - Burns down the little huts when the bonfire gets too big.
Engineer - Hides all the food in a dispenser only he can use.
Warthog - Uh...he has some complex where he must be an answer to each and every question.

The world is about to flood there is enough room for only one class in your balloon, which do u choose? By: Napalm Omega
Scout - Hey, he's the lightest.
Solder - He must know enough good songs to pass the time.
Pyro - Keeps the balloon afloat.
HWG - Hes fat, you can resort to cannibalism and survive for a looooooong time.
Engineer - He'll build you toys to play with on the way.
Tom Petty - He'd pop the balloon and then sing "Freeeee Faaaallliiinnnn"
Sniper - He could spot some land.
Demo - Gun powder can be used as seasoning on food they say.....
Medic - Heal you when you are sick.
Spy - Certainly his skills will be great entertainment, with games like "Who am I" and "Am I really dead or just feigning?"
Prez - He'd put up the least resistance if you tried to push him off.

In the real world, which TF chatacter would have the hardest time getting a job? By: The Dark One-TPF-
Sniper - Always picking off the slow co-workers in line line for the copy machine.
Demoman - Lies in the shadow, ready to pipe-bomb whome-ever always finishes the coffee.
HWguy - There is a reason Homer Simpson doesn't have a gattling gun.
Spy - He always feigns to get de-fraud the health insurance, and when you look for him, he disguises himself as Joe, the mail-boy.
Prez - Anyone read Dilbert?
Scout - Concs in a cubicle aren't good.
Soldier - If he was any good at what he did, he'd be in the REAL army.
Medic - Well, his job would be a front for his REAL business i.e. Bodega
Pyro - That's the third torched building this week!
Engineer - As a hired mechanic, you expected him to FIX the Coke machine, not make it shoot the cans at Mach 5.
Warthog - Need I say more?