How did the Demoman lose one eye?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
MIRV hit and run incident	38	7.4%
Nail in eye by pesky scout	47	9.2%
A BIG newbie mistake	88	17.2%
Child abuse.	20	3.9%
Birth Defect	11	2.1%
Got in a fight with knife wielding spy.	33	6.4%
Crossed his eyes so much as a child, the medic had to take it out so he wouldn't go blind.	16	3.1%
Fashion statement (Three dimensional vision is SO 1996!)	34	6.6%
A big ole long stick... I can just hear his Mom yelling: "You'll poke your eye out with that thing dear!"	41	8%
Lost it in the war... Little Jimmy: "What war?" Demoman: "Shutup before I blow up your dog with my detpack."	182	35.6%

Zorak: What if he respawns and has both eyes?
Spaceman Spif: He refused to stop doing what his mother said "would make him go blind"
Slick: I poked him with a stick.

When school rolls around, are you allowed to play computer games such as TFC?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Yes	206	40.1%
No, parents won't let me	17	3.3%
No, we don't have &*%#& internet at the college I go to	8	1.5%
My College has OC3, you expect me not to play?	44	8.5%
I make the rules in this house, haha	84	16.3%
No School for me anymore, doo da, doo da	82	15.9%
School?	72	14%

Zorak: Be chr00l to your sch00l.
Spaceman Spif: Heh, school?
Slick: My High School is paying me to go to college, aww yeah!

How many poll pages are there at PlanetFortress?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
1, just this one	93	18.2%
2, the other one is there somewhere	38	7.4%
3, 3 is the magic number, School House Rock said so.	83	16.2%
Infinite	152	29.8%
What are polls? I'm lost and don't know what I'm doing here! Get me out!	144	28.2%

Zorak: Hmmm, depends if you count the Zorak fanclub.
Spaceman Spif: Umm... lots of polls running. You just have to find them ;)
Slick: The world may never know..

What class do you change to as a spy?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Engineer	113	21.9%
medic	48	9.3%
pyro	15	2.9%
sniper	54	10.5%
Soldier	88	17.1%
HWGuy	8	1.5%
Scout	8	1.5%
Demoman	55	10.7%
I can change classes as a spy?!	27	5.2%
I don't change classes the only reason I use spy is to get high on gas. weeeeeeeeeeeeee!	45	8.7%
I never play spy for some reason I don't have the urge to stab people in the back.	53	10.3%

Zorak: DOORMAT! Also known as feigning.
Spaceman Spif: Medic! you have to love feining as someone who can potentially "heal" you.
Slick: All of em.. I like to change it up..

What Class has the best weapons?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Scout: Gotta love that nailgun and caltrops!	4	0.7%
Sniper: Uh, I'm called a sniper because I have a sniper rifle!	52	10.1%
Soldier: I LOOOOVE my rocket launcher!	52	10.1%
HWguy: Auto Cannon, nuff said.	47	9.1%
Pyro: Burn baby burn! -- If my weapons were better :)	15	2.9%
Demoman: If I get pissed off, I can spam the enemy base! wheeeee!	65	12.6%
Detpack! wheeee!	13	2.5%
Engineer: EMP!	53	10.3%
Sentry Gun: Even though I can't move, I have the best weapons!	44	8.5%
Medic: Why cure Cancer when you can cause it?	40	7.8%
Spy: And thou shall be stabbed in the back!	31	6%
the PREZ! My unbrella rules damnit!	96	18.7%

Zorak: Mary Poppins had an umbrella, and so does the prez. Point proven.
Spaceman Spif: Being a pyro and watching your victims flee ina ball off flames always makes me smile.
Slick: Sentry Gun

You have almost got the enemy flag to your cap point after a high paced, closely contested match when your Mom/Wife/Significant Other walks into the computer room and starts talking to you. Do you

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Close the program and give them the loving attention that they deserve. (If you pick this you are truly sick!)	7	1.3%
Continue playing and try to talk and cap at the same time figuring you can blame them if you get fragged.	193	37.6%
Continue playing and ignore them completely which is what they deserve!	57	11.1%
Pull out your HWGUY gatling cannon and turn them into giblets and THEN continue playing. (Don't try this at home!)	28	5.4%
Press the button which activates the cone of silence which will descend over you and your computer completely cutting you off from the outside world.	56	10.9%
They KNOW not to talk to me when I'm playing TFC!	84	16.3%
I have a mother/wife/significant other?	88	17.1%

Zorak: My chair bugs me all the time. "Zoooooorak... Zoooooorak..." Never mind.
Spaceman Spif: Just a simple grunt tells the wife what the deall is. Yes, she knows me THAT well.
Slick: I am a bubble boy, there is no other option.

Daffy Duck or Tweety?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Daffy!	160	31.6%
Tweety!	57	11.2%
Austin Powers!	288	57%

Zorak: Daffy! Daffy! -- I'm a r3t4rd t00! W00p!
Slick: Zorak tried to impersonate me on these comments (2 times now). But he's just got to learn what a moron he is, and how he can't edit my poll comments sine I run the polls..