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What the hell is that thing on the HWguys back? By: [-TNP-]Bridger
Its a miniature nuclear powered refrigerator, for keeping all his food in it (hes got to stay fat somehow)
It's for his 'special' collection of reading material.
His extra ammo (he does have a lot, it makes sense, right????? RIGHT?????)
The power for his autocannon. A self-cooling fission engine!
Its his special "non blow-upable box" (tm) where he keeps all his mirvs!
Why does Slick keep getting entered in these questions? Really, he's a good tf player, but come'on!

You are a spy and have just knifed a bunch of snipers in the back. What do you DO? By: Faye
Feign death, change your disguise, and kill all the snipers as they file back out into their nest.
Change your disguise WITHOUT feigning and killing all the snipers as they come back out.
Change your disguise and head into the base for a cap.
Change disguise and check out the enemy defense to report it to the team.
Run around, jump, and say things like "I killed all you snipers! I rulz! You suck! I gots mad skilz!"
The spy has a KNIFE???

What class would be best for robbing a bank? By: [DC]Rasta Blasta
Medic: Hes useless.By the time he has infected everyone, they would have already called the cops!
Scout: Runs in, takes the money, and back out without anyone seeing.
Sniper: Doesn't even have to enter the bank, snipes the accountants from outside then walks in and grabs the cash.
Soldier: You wanna piss off a guy with a rocket launcher? Just give him the money!
Demoman: Pipebombs the bank, until everyone is dead. Then uses detpack to get into the safe!
HWGuy: walks into the bank, throws some MIRV'S kills the remaining with AC, then takes the money... but because he's so slow, the cops arrest him as gets to his getaway car.
Pyro: Sets everyone on fire, and the money....
Spy: Disguises as a bank clerk, knifes the staff. simple.
Engineer: Throws in a couple of EMP's then attacks with the trusty old wrench! anyone trying to escape from the bank will meet his Sentry Gun outside...
The Prez: Hes the only one that looks decent. even has a tie! he could threaten them with his umbrella!
Slick: He uses his dashing good looks to have the female manager open the safe for him.

If A Soilder Made A Band What Would Its Name Be? By: [VPR]Hot_Lead
The Rocket Huling Rockers(Rock)
The llamma killerz(Rap)
*NRPG(Pop)
Rocket Martin(Latin)
The Reaper(I dunno?)
The Slicksters!

What common player characteristic would make a class the worst at a real-life job? By: Krieger
Scout - Even with binoculars and a radio, he never really scouts. He just runs into the enemy base and get himself killed.
Sniper - Instead of giving cover to his allies, the sniper just dukes it out with other snipers in search of personal glory.

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