Answer	Votes	Percentage
White Russian	112	9%
Vodka Martini, shaken (not stirred...)	424	34.3%
That green stuff from the grenades...	300	24.2%
Nothing! People in TFC don't need to eat/drink, dammit!	400	32.3%

Slick: mmmmmmmmmmmmm drinky drinky...
Tungsten: While we do enjoy "that green stuff" there can be only one answer: Jaeger!
DieHard: Drink, eat, sleep, no true TF'er needs them.
Kastro: Mountain Dew. Definitely! He does the dew and then stabs yew!

What class should be added to TF?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Whore - Screw the enemy to death and steal the flag!	232	18.8%
Pimp - Can't have one without the other...	104	8.4%
Turtle - I think this one is self-explanitory	98	7.9%
Piece of Cheese - You'd never see it coming	185	15%
The number 14 - Obviously...	75	6.1%
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.	143	11.6%
I'm hungry and you are stupid, bye! (Pick this one)	391	31.8%

Slick: Amazing how many people feel obligated to vote for the "Pick this one" option.
DieHard: eh, I'm one of them people.
Tungsten: p1mp5l4pp3d! p1mp5l4pp3d! p1mp5l4pp3d!
Kastro: Rapist - kinda like the Whore but a bit more violent...

You are a scout on 2fort, about to cap the flag on your battlements and you see a friendly sniper there. What do you do?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Cap the flag	313	25.5%
Give the flag to someone else who has -2 frags	48	3.9%
Throw a concussion grenade at the sniper's feet to shoot him off the balcony (just for fun)	411	33.5%
Go hide in a corner with the flag so your team can't cap it	36	2.9%
Throw the flag in the middle of an enemy pipebomb trap and tell your teammates to get it	75	6.1%
Repeatedly drop the flag and pick it up again to piss people off	97	7.9%
"Accidentally" forget that you have the flag and go kill stuff	85	6.9%
Give it to Slick cuz he has -20 frags	159	12.9%

Slick: You see, I only win in polls that tell the truth about me. (I would have -40 frags).
DieHard: To be honest, I'm kind of distrubed that someone would send a fellow teammate flying on purpose.
Tungsten: If I had more fingers and toes (ewww) I could tell you how many times I've *honestly* forgotten that I had the flag!
Kastro: I'd cap, then go get health, then do it again and let the sniper pick stuff off the bridge so I can jog across with no problems.

Which TFC class would be convicted of the worst crime?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Scout - Purse snatching from little old ladies. Bout the only thing that Can't kill them with one shot, plus they have the speed to do it.	68	5.5%
Pyro - Uh, Arson. (gee, ya think?)	69	5.6%
Demo - Uh, Terrorism. Lots of bombs.	118	9.6%
Heavy Wps - Armed Robbery (of a doughnut shop, and not for cash)	189	15.4%
Sniper - Uh, Assasination.	140	11.4%
Spy - Espionage (and on TeamKill servers, treason)	128	10.4%
Medic - Assisted Suicide.	128	10.4%
Engineer - Assault (with intent to fix armour)	111	9%
Prez - Accused is different than convicted.	276	22.4%

Slick: The Prez always wins (or loses in this case).
DieHard: Engineer all the way baby!
Tungsten: Has to be the Prez. "Innocent" even after proven guilty!
Kastro: HWGuy for being overweight.

Which TF class are you most like in real life?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Scout: Fast and wussy, with a name like "Gomer" or "Arville"	17	1.3%
Sniper: Always wear ugly-ass hats	30	2.4%
Soldier: Always joking about the size of your "rocket launcher"	102	8.2%
Demoman: Always blew your kid sister's toys to hell when you were kids	67	5.4%
Medic: Spreads bad things around the community, be they diseases or insane ideas like "Slick is my idol"	36	2.9%
HWGuy: Fat, knows nothing but how to squeeze (hey, I meant the trigger, you pervert)	34	2.7%
Pyro: Never gets anything done, just annoys the hell out of people	159	12.9%
Spy: Back-stabber, there's a nine-inch "knife" in your pocket at all times	73	5.9%
Engineer: Always making new things (bongs, pipes, etc.) =)	146	11.8%
None of the above	36	2.9%
Burrrpppp...	40	3.2%
Beer?	144	11.7%
I love you, Slick...	69	5.6%
Who came up with this lame excuse for a question anyway?	112	9.1%
Do we really NEED this many possible answers? =)	165	13.4%

Slick: Sniper, but I believe Scottish Tams are kewl.
DieHard: I'm like the engineer -- no scout. Hmm, maybe some beer would be nice. Wait, what was the question again?
Tungsten: Slick is my hero! I love you Slick!
Kastro: Scout, but my name is Aldous. Skinny owns j00!

So are ya glad they are back?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Hell Ya!	462	38.3%
Feh, like it will work..	151	12.5%
No, I hate this, you, my family, my dad, ohh wait that's part of my family, but I really hate him..	134	11.1%
	459	38%

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DieHard:
Tungsten: I want to thank the Academy...
Kastro: No, go away again!