Vote for the Best Grinder Quote! By: Grinder

Answer	Votes	Percentage
"Hunting human beings with automatic weapons, now THAT'S SPORT!"	153	17.6%
"Remember, lag doesn't kill. It is strictly non-violent."	129	14.8%
"Sportsmanship: Saying something nice before you squeeze the trigger."	243	28%
"Spam: Liberal use of ammunition."	173	19.9%
"Odds are for those who wish to minimize their risks. I wish to maximize YOURS!"	39	4.4%
"Lead Migraine: What a Sniper gives you on HIS good day."	130	14.9%

Kastro: No comment is a comment.
Slick: Yay for Kastro, the only one who remembered to do poll comments this week!

If you could give any class any 2 gren types you wanted... By: Rivet Head

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Give the pyro his napalms and a couple of mirvs...now thats canned spam!!	86	10%
Give the medic his concs and hallucinogenic grens....mommy, is this what it's like to be on drugs?	80	9.3%
Give the spy napalms and conks...weeeeee!!!!	37	4.3%
Give the scout eight regular grenades...."hes considered fast and... stacked?"	81	9.4%
Give the soldier emp's, so he can go kamakazi on everyone	69	8%
Give the HWguy the president...."hey, look, its the pres. in 2fort!! EVERYONE GET HIM!!! (mob ensues and hw takes down the crowd)	190	22.1%
Just give me emp's in any class.	315	36.7%

Kastro: Scout with MIRVs instead of caltrops = mass ownage!
Slick: Scout with mirv? Pfft. -- Scout with EMP now that would = mass ownage!

Why are they trying to kill the Hunted anyway? By: Webzter-TPF

Answer	Votes	Percentage
He's a tax auditor, the snipers forgot to file	204	24%
He stole their Chalupa's	221	26%
It's redneck country, he insulted a farm animal (punishable by death)	186	21.9%
Broccoli!	178	20.9%
I just figured out the math question from last time, don't bug me!	60	7%

Kastro: Just look at him...
Slick: Broccoli with cheese!

Which is the best drink? By: Zacman

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Scout - Quintuplet Espresso (BZZZZZ)	58	6.8%
Scout - Carrot Juice (I can see really far now!)	20	2.3%
Soldier - Rocket Fuel (I eat a rocket every day, why not drink it?)	44	5.1%
Demoman - Hard Liquor (Why do you think he always looks surly?)	131	15.3%
Medic - Rubbing Alcohol (Can't get enough of them disinfectants)	32	3.7%
HW Guy - Nothing, too slow to raise the glass to his mouth	59	6.9%
Pyro - Gasoline ('nuff said)	100	11.7%
Spy - Nothing, steals everybody else's drinks	186	21.8%
Engineer - Battery Acid	121	14.2%
Prez - His own blood (Damn those slow bodyguards!)	100	11.7%

Kastro: Nothing beats the Dew.
Slick: For non alchohol drinks......... Keeg Root Beer is where it's at.

What TF character has the lowest IQ? By: KennyBaby

Answer	Votes	Percentage
The Scout - He just runs and runs without looking for cars.	44	5.2%
The Sniper - The hat says it all.	74	8.8%
The Spy - He keeps taking his disguise off before stabbing people in the back.	104	12.4%
The HW Guy - Just look at him, would you?	263	31.4%
The Engineer - Keeps building SG's in weird places.	7	0.8%
The Medic - Keeps using the medkit on the wrong team...	36	4.3%
The Soldier - Uses a bazooka to shoot at people, how dumb can you possibly be?	23	2.7%
The Pyro - Keeps lighting his fag in front of his gas canister, causing it to catch fire.	29	3.4%
The Demo - keeps blowing people from his OWN team up.	39	4.6%
Slick - 'nough said.	218	26%

Kastro: Random PC - He doesn't even know who he is...
Slick: Can we rename it to RandomPOS?

Will the Machine Gunner be as fat as the HW Guy? By: HWDKENNY

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Yes, most definitely.	39	4.6%
Body mass will be the same, but the Machine Gunner will be all muscle.	158	18.9%
No, no one can obtain the fatness of the HWGuy.	444	53.1%
They both look like Slick.	194	23.2%

Kastro: Fat? WHO?!
Slick: The Machine Gunner is ripped if you look at some shots of him.

Slick doesn't have a stupid last question? By: Slick

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Thank god, the end of that terrible era!	44	5.2%
WhoooHHOOO!	52	6.2%
No wait, this is his stupid last question, he still did it! ARRRGH!	479	57.3%
	120	14.3%
	140	16.7%

Kastro: What the?
Slick:

Who are these people?
Slick - PlanetFortress' Site Director. He doesn't do anything really, except update all sections of planetfortress.
DieHard - "The People's Newsie" You'll see him doing frequent news posts along with other random articles and editorials.
Tungsten - GameSpy's Gaming Network Hosting Relations Manager (Translation: The guy we bug to get new toys and gizmos).
Totentanz - Operates The Fort and the TFC_Reform Page, both highlight sites of PlanetFortress.
Teatime - Operator of The Fort with Totentanz.
Kastro - Site Director of The Catacombs, a premiere Clan News Site. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .