Top 5 Classes Rejected From TF
-- By Obi-Bun DaBunni Formating & Images by Slick
5. --- Nerd ---
Weapons: His pocket pen, which has lock-action up-and-down
movement. Click clack click clack goes the pen.... A scarey weapon indeed.
Special Abilities:
He would have the ability to hack into the enemy's
sentries, installing a Windows 98 program. Causing them to constantly cause
"Illegal Operations". He would also have the ability to drive the other
players insane with his pen.. Click.. Clack.. Click.. Clack.. Click..
Clack.. Click.. Clack... HELP!! STOP THE INSANITY!! ARRHHHGGGGHHHGHGGHHHHH!
4. --- Furby (TM) ---
Weapons: Adoribly scarey words, such as "Fee-la" and
"Do-ding"..
Special Abilities:
C'mon.. Do you need an explanation? EVERY
girl in the world has one.. Or wants one. This little furball could sexually seduce
players with his "Purrrrrr".. As well as scare them away. Some players have
an unusual fear for furbies, Also known as "Furbphobia".
3. --- Mafia-Related Dad ---
Weapons: Tommy gun, pocket knife.
Special Abilities:
Everyone's favourite dad! He has dead
bodies in the cellar downstairs, and you find an occasional head in your freezer. His old
grey hair and his grinning smile would make enemy players confused, as well
as scared.. Though when he wields the tommy gun, it'd make the enemy players
laugh at the outdated technology... Especially heavies... Giving him the
time to pump a couple hundred rounds into their sorry bodies.
2. --- Drug Addicted Friend ---
Weapons: Needle, glazed eye glare.
Special Abilities:
He would be able to give his team mates boosts in
everything with his wonder drugs.. Though they'd very soon be addicted to
it, and need it to survive.. And if there was no one to supply it to them,
they'd die... And it would be fun blowing off your friend's head once and a
while, eh?
1. --- Angry Mother ---
Weapons: Frying Pan, Evil stare, Pointy finger.
Special Abilities:
Everyone's worst nightmare.. Their mother. Even worse.
Their mother with a temper tantrum. The sight of this character brings fear
to everyone. Her special ability would be able to shout at enemy players,
making them stiff and scared.. Paralysing them for a few minutes.
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