TFC Old School Joke
by: Talon.SF, 10-29-99
A sniper, scout and soldier are standing outside a castle, waiting to see the local wizard, and
braggin about their particular skillz.
The scout, with a broad smile announces to the other two, "I can run faster than any class out
there."
The sniper, with a wink tells the others, "I am the best shot out there."
The soldier says, "I can safely say that I am the biggest, meanest, toughest brute out there."
The time comes for them to go in, one at a time. So the scout enters first and returns outside
five minutes later with a huge grin on his face.
"It's true! I am the fastest runner out there!"
Next, the sniper enters the castle to see the wizard, ten minutes later, he returns with an even
larger smile on his face.
"I AM the best shot out there!"
The soldier nods and quietly heads into the castle, and returns 5 minutes later... completely not
smiling.
"What did the wizard say?" asked the scout.
"Well," says the soldier, "It's true that the scout is the fastest runner in tfc, and the sniper is the best shot in TFC,
but who the HELL is this 'Heavy Weapons' Guy?!?!"
©1999 - "Talon.SF" - All Rights Reserved
Recipe for Newbie Pie:
by: Killu[H.I.E], 10-29-99
Find a player named Player and gibb until tender
Collect 6 oz. gibs and put in a tender, flaky, Pyro brand (TM) pie crust
Place in front of a pyro for 13 seconds of until done
Cool and serve
Try with Coffee- esp. Soldier Brand Select
The best part of blowing up is soldiers in your cup
©1999 - "Killu[H.I.E]" - All Rights Reserved
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